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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Love a 60:02 football game

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Jags coach too busy malding about forward progress to call a timeout

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

What on earth was that call?

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Alright now give it to the fifth stringer again

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

That's grounding but whatever

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

It is okay to trip a wide receiver

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Glad we extended the game three extra minutes for that dumb bullshit

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

I do somewhat feel he should be encased in amber

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

"ESPN Analytics says go for it" is the exact moment I knew we weren't converting

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Credit where it's due, pretty much every other quarterback tries to get into a slide there rather than tough it out

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

losing Jalyx Hunt for the season because the Jaguars are apparently entitled to infinite do-overs on trying and failing to pick up a yard

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Bank shot interceptions off the goal posts should be allowed

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Not for long on the Guinness, at least

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Might rather watch Saban Presented By Vrbo than this

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

CyberTruck owners:

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

They're calling it the most Philly wedding of all time

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

It'd look great in yours too, plus removing it would take legal action

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

That's where it is and apparently it's noticed constantly

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

If you agree to house the toilet trophy I will start them for the rest of the season

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

I did not do this on purpose. I haven't slept this week

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

Yeah, I don't really think it was fireworks either. If it was something on the tracks I figure we'll find out tomorrow

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

Looks like it's between huge fireworks in Aramingo Square or something happening on the train tracks

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

I'm gonna bite the bullet and redownload Citizen

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

Yes! I'm at the Applebee's on Aramingo and heard it from here

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

Loud boom in Fishtown/Port Richmond?

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 08/10/2026

It's a bad site anyway! All the people I like from there are here

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 08/10/2026

My reddit account got hacked and is posting AI slop. I guess it's time to move on

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 06/10/2026

there's not an easy fix (that allows institutions to continue trading the health and lives of its students for piles of money)

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 05/10/2026

It's either the All That sketch about glorp or this

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

"Are we offense or defense?" "We're offense" "You told me we were defense" "It changed"

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Move the Linc to Delaware

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Just let Jalen huck it a few times I guess

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Like this post to die instantly

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

I'm a huge Owls fan but they're medium ass this year

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

The NFL's rules are not beholden to concepts like inertia

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Yeah I think that's the third national ad about the Texas elections that's come through

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Ken Paxton's wife telling Pennsylvanians "suck it up and vote for my shithead husband" might be the most entertaining part of this game so far

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

I don't see why we can't do both

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

The difference is they were earnestly interested in the game. You could've done better with your current level of knowledge if you wanted to

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Two kids at the Applebee's booth next to us are doing running commentary on the game and they do NOT know much about football

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

I've punched my hamstring like that and it's usually because I forgot to stretch

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

My gut is that he'll be back this game

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 30/09/2026

This does not bode well for Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil

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