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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Love a 60:02 football game

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Jags coach too busy malding about forward progress to call a timeout

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

What on earth was that call?

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Alright now give it to the fifth stringer again

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

That's grounding but whatever

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

It is okay to trip a wide receiver

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Glad we extended the game three extra minutes for that dumb bullshit

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

"ESPN Analytics says go for it" is the exact moment I knew we weren't converting

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Credit where it's due, pretty much every other quarterback tries to get into a slide there rather than tough it out

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

losing Jalyx Hunt for the season because the Jaguars are apparently entitled to infinite do-overs on trying and failing to pick up a yard

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Bank shot interceptions off the goal posts should be allowed

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

Might rather watch Saban Presented By Vrbo than this

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

CyberTruck owners:

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026

They're calling it the most Philly wedding of all time

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026

Loud boom in Fishtown/Port Richmond?

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 08/10/2026

My reddit account got hacked and is posting AI slop. I guess it's time to move on

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 06/10/2026

there's not an easy fix (that allows institutions to continue trading the health and lives of its students for piles of money)

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 05/10/2026

It's either the All That sketch about glorp or this

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Move the Linc to Delaware

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Just let Jalen huck it a few times I guess

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Like this post to die instantly

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

The NFL's rules are not beholden to concepts like inertia

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Ken Paxton's wife telling Pennsylvanians "suck it up and vote for my shithead husband" might be the most entertaining part of this game so far

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

Two kids at the Applebee's booth next to us are doing running commentary on the game and they do NOT know much about football

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/10/2026

My gut is that he'll be back this game

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 30/09/2026

This does not bode well for Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

I am going to 9/** C******

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

Mr President please deport Bears Fortyeight he is an illegal criminal

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

I never thought we were going to win this game, but I'm still fucking pissed

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

Remember when that guy tried to knock off Hurts' head and it was offset by some guy grabbing someone's shirt

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum, a 38 year old Case Keenum, just scrambled for 10 yards

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

This game feels extremely Chip Kelly

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

Concussion protocol doesn't work

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

Mostly I'm just confused how Case Keenum is pulling this off while his contemporary Andy Dalton is committing war crimes against himself

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

It's actually impossible to hold an Eagle

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

That's a HOF drive right there

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bs @bendotben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

like to die instantly

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

Hurts cleared protocol thank god

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

We should've been taking timeouts at every opportunity after Dalton came in. And we should NOT have let him throw

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 29/09/2026

Swoop is where I am and I'm about to ask him to get the bus

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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 28/09/2026

Dumb premise to begin with but we've also spent the last decade discovering the mainstream US voter has absolutely bewildering knowledge gaps

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