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@chainshaw.gobirds.win
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 11/10/2026
They're calling it the most Philly wedding of all time
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/10/2026
I think I have power
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 05/10/2026
It's either the All That sketch about glorp or this
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran floor seats for under $100 each lmao
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/09/2026
My girlfriend keeps making fun of me for caring so much but how is this little shithead getting over 10k steps during 4 hours of waking time? He's cheating the system
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 01/09/2026
All time marketing email
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 20/08/2026
Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
My big green egg
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 22/07/2026
Need to know who made this image for the Anime and Manga section of the Free Library's website libwww.freelibrary.org/explore/topi...
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 21/07/2026
I really need people I know to start playing this game
Chips Ahoyeth, Landlubbers!
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 19/07/2026
$3.92 at Freedom Fuel Network lol. Saw it at $3.89 two miles down the road
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 12/07/2026
Why does my girlfriend's screen protector have a Cruel Angel's Thesis thing going on?
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 08/06/2026
@GreenGiant_es: incesto,,,INCESTO, ,
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 03/06/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 23/05/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 22/05/2026
One like and I eat the LAX Bathroom Floor Mystery Pills
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 22/05/2026
Having a good time
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 16/05/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 15/05/2026
I aspire to be the least predictable member of any given group chat
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/05/2026
oh noey
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 08/05/2026
The social media team deciding how to honor three decades of play
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 05/05/2026
Jimmy O.Yang's special is streaming on Veeps
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 03/05/2026
Enjoying a beverage at A Man Full Of Trouble, Sixers and Flyers by a combined 46
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 30/04/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 26/04/2026
This chart has had a chokehold on my psyche for years
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 18/04/2026
Butter is cheese
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 17/04/2026
My signature move
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 17/04/2026
Been eating real good lately
Homemade poke bowlSome froufrou Trader Joe's noodles in a homemade Bolognese with a frankly concerning amount of parmesan on top
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 16/04/2026
I think the bluesky server issues reset my read notifications so when I opened the app and saw this I broke out in a cold sweat
30+ notifications
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 15/04/2026
I need to severely limit how many screenshots I take of this game because at this rate it's going to be every single dialogue option
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 15/04/2026
Disco Elysium is my favorite RPG ever approximately 13 seconds in
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 08/04/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 04/04/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 02/04/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 26/03/2026
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 26/03/2026
Les Boys
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 25/03/2026
You know what time it is
Train beer
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 21/03/2026
rick and morty ass name. get outta here
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 21/03/2026
My girlfriend is undoubtedly smarter than me but sometimes she'll plug a hair dryer into an alarm clock and I have to try to explain why that made smoke
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 19/03/2026
Enjoying a something bagel
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 16/03/2026
Do you think this is before or after soda tax
A Temu ad for a 24 pack of Diet Coke priced at £1.29
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 15/03/2026
It's called marketing sweetie
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 06/03/2026
So this is the most insane thing I've ever seen
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 03/03/2026
@opg.bsky.social what did you do
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 02/03/2026
My D&D character tonight
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 28/02/2026
My DJ name
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 24/02/2026
Marie Kondo left a note on my car
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 19/02/2026
Yes chef
A stick of string cheese topped with shredded mozzarella
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 19/02/2026
I didn't know they could do that
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 09/02/2026
Made sushi
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john @chainshaw.gobirds.win · 26/01/2026
I think if we ship a few of these bad boys to every ICE office we can start to make some real meaningful change
Futurama suicide booth
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