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Evie 🐉

@chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social
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Evie / 35↑ / fujodyke ⚢ ❗️Kinky fandom account! 🔞NSFW❗️ DMC #VD 💙⚔️❤️, JJK #夏五 #sgst , Trigun #WV 🐺🌪️ 🔄OK. casual multiship. anti-censorship aka pro-ship I also cook #food I block minors, antis, AI. ardens @ AO3

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Bluebird of Burden @pyrkolletikon.bsky.social · 6h
I'm a big fan of this unit of measurement
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w🐋 @verywhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
very late birthday present for @pyrkolletikon.bsky.social 👽🌏 100l + bugonia/save the green planet fusion au (cw blood / torture)
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 9h
Listening to my playlist shuffle like is this going to turn into metal or did I just put actual Gregorian chants on here
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 13h
I need to reread Earthsea
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Chuck Groenink @cgroenink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sparrowhawk at the school of wizardry on Roke after his accident with the shadow.
A drawing of a young Sparrowhawk with his otak in his hood in front of a mural of a dragon.
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 15h
I can’t believe I’m being forced into shorts in October. Disgusting
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
replaced my broken water flosser so I no longer have to clean my teeth with string like a Neanderthal
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess it is pretty funny that I dislike selfcest but am 100% okay with actual incest ships
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fia (mol) @milkymolle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
maybe the funniest little bit of official dmc art. what could he Possibly be cooking.
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fia (mol) @milkymolle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(nudity) ladytrish based on klimt drawings (reference pics below) #dmc
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Veggie couscous with roasted eggplant and seared halloumi, with cherry tomatoes, yogurt sauce, cilantro and zaatar :) #food
Plate of food
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A slightly shorter version of the 90s floppy boy band hair is the style for me I fear
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dressmaker is a cute game about sewing except that it has several features that seem specifically designed to torture people who sew
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and another thing. I don't believe that Taylor Swift is getting called a whore. I think she wishes she would get called a whore, because that would make her sound like a person who might be in any way sexy or daring
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got the Covid & flu shots. My armpit is swollen to the size of a kiwi
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot dam! It's Beaver Week at the San Diego Zoo 🦫 The beaver ambassadors usually live behind the scenes, but Beaver Week means more chances to see and learn about them during special presentations all week long.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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☁️ @jshdirk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
下描きの方が顔は気に入ってた…!けどサクサク進んで完成できたからよかった🙏
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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gillian anderson for paper magazine september 2026, photographed by yana van nuffel
Gillian wears: Robert Wun.
Styled by Nina Cheb-Terrab.Jacket: Alexander McQueen, Mask: Stylist's own.Hat: Stephen Jones Millinery, Earrings: Cartier, Coat: Yohji Yamamotro from 20 Age Archive, Bracelet: Yves Saint Laurent from Pyrn Archives.Dress: Fendi.
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somebody please talk to me about books!!!
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two design powerhouses here with soft lemony drapery by Halston and a pearly tasseled belt by Diane Von Furstenberg combining into a mid #1970s gem #FIDMMuseum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Partial view of a layered pale yellow evening dress with a deep v neck and side that is gathered in with a pearl tasseled beltFull length view of a pale lemon chiffony draped dress with a layered, fluted hem from the mid 1970sFabric detail of the mid 1970s pale yellow dress which shows the tasseled end of the pearly belt
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Wren @satanicwren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drexel University in Philadelphia is trying to shut down the oldest Natural History Museum in the western hemisphere, privatizing its vast collection. If you care about natural history PLEASE watch this video that tells you how you can help. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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nikki 🐥 @nalonzooo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
say hello to wonky chimigo
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gustave Doré - "Satan looking at the garden of Eden" (1866)
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just googled the 1066 rap with no luck. If it has been lost forever to the annals of the Internet I’m gonna be so mad
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So, as far as I can tell the whole hullabaloo over the Astarion novels has to do with the fact that bunch of game players didn’t cotton onto the fact that he was a rape victim, despite that being like a major plot point?
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Playing Esoteric Ebb which is a pretty fun RPG in the DND universe but there’s an extinct civilization of snail people whose language is clearly Nahuatl which is questionable enough, but also they are binary male/female gendered
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 25/09/2026
Blow it up, BlueSky. $9.25 pays for months of books for a kid.
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot take: NYC has some of the world’s most overrated food
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Talking with a friend about chess pie, and I wanna make a brown butter version…
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
parents’ kitten has figured out that there are birds outside
Blue point Siamese kitten clinging to screen door with wide eyed expression
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thing about hanging out in lesbian spaces, which I really do enjoy, is that sometimes I get hit on, and I have no good way to explain that I’m only looking for a partner who is a very specific kind of weird
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me and who
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know… The twee hipster era was fun. Those were good times. They really were.
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🪲 @premeemohamed.com 👀
Screenshot of a Twitter post by @PoorMatty, 5 Sep 20:

'Think of three friends. If none of them are beetles, you are a beetle.'

Screenshot of text, with the last sentence circled in red. : 

'Insect species are divided up into 32 orders. The largest group is beetles, with about 500,000 different species. One out of every four animals on the planet is a beetle.'
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important to remember that the uber-wealthy are an uncommonly anti-social, interpersonally repugnant group of people devoid of charm and values; it’s how they got that way. They elevate their own.
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Recently had my sister play me what she’s been listening to lately … reader, it was so bad. We used to have similar taste in music. How did this happen 
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
r/AmItheAsshole
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I the Adzhole
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a Bostonian the funniest moment in a movie that I’ve ever seen is in Interstellar when they spend most of the runtime trying to get all the way across the galaxy to try to find the lost guy who might know a way for humanity to survive and they get there and it’s Matt Damon
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My nightstand got here
Antique art deco nightstand with wood inlay
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A man
White and black cat sitting on a pillow with his legs up in the air
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LRP moots can dm me
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gimme cat XL @neckbite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
actually beginning to think that having 2-5 friends you can dm with whatever minor grievances you think of is like. vital to not becoming completely insufferable online
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Evie 🐉 @chainsawhands-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s finally ✨velvet season✨
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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