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Chris Gaerig

@cgaerig.bsky.social
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Sr. Product Designer at Redfin. Video Games. Sports. Music. Outrage shogun.

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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
met some of my best friends in the 6-8 months i wrote here before it shut down. stylus forever.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 09/10/2026
I just packed up two of these to put into cold storage and even now that I understand exactly how they work I find it to be a Great Mystery of Engineering how this unpowered device could transmit audio in the form of magnetized waves to a cassette tape playback head (with good fidelity!)
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's awesome that all the players hate our OC. love that for us. i see this ending well (ie, bryce underwood transfering to bama next year and winning a heisman or something)
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtube.com
Obsessed
YouTube video by Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith - Topic
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i couldn't help myself.
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Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is it too soon to say severance?
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bryce has his issues but no one is open ever. that’s a coaching thing.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
another warde manuel banger
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
let’s football good now plz
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
maybe only having 2 receivers is bad
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
offensive line is not good.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is a horribly coached team
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the reason the offense can’t do anything is because they can’t get on the field. the defense is addicted to allowing 9-minute drives.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a completely unblocked DE. the pick sucked but this is not on bryce
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al @grandvillain.substack.com · 03/10/2026
seeing far too much "bench the quarterback" and not nearly enough "bench the offensive coordinator"
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you really think the defense is playing so well, sheesh, you and i fundamentally disagree about what good football looks like. this d hasn’t been able to get off the field all season.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is a terribly coached team making mistakes across every position
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everyone is insane about underwood. those last two plays sucked but yall are out of your minds right now. he is the best player on this team by, like, a thousand miles.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they now have another opportunity to do it.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
michigan’s defense loves getting ground into dust this season. so that’s neat.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oof
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is a poorly coached team
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that’s a bad sack
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
drake lindsay is terrified of getting hit
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh cool
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if michigan didn't have a procedural penalty every three snaps i think this offense could move!
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is an undisciplined team. that starts with the coach.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bump
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
well, we’re absolutely having marshall throw a pass in this game.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Ethan Booker
@Ethan_Booker
MARK JACKSON: it shows you how hard it is to win in this league
STEVE KERR: *roller-blades backwards past the scorer's table* not that hard
8:31 PM · May 8, 2015

Except it's about Pat Fitzgerald and Chip Kelly scoring points at Northwestern
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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deadlock is about to show the entire industry how you launch a video game. all you need is an infinite amount of time and money to beta test without ever making an announcement, one of the greatest auteurs in game design, and the largest distribution platform on the planet. anyone can do it
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i saw dude do karaoke at dimples in burbank before it closed. he was immediately swarmed with fans. it was fun.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time to become a die hard giants fan.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good for jj. get the hell out of minny where it is becoming increasingly clear that sam darnold is actually good and koc's offensive genius was overblown.
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you're 30 right now then this was quite literally the coolest a guy could possibly be when you were a kid
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
team looks strong but the penalties are insane. offensive holding killing drives repeatedly. defense giving the game away.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that’s why you don’t take unnecessary roughness penalties when you have them in 4th and 7. what an embarrassing performance.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bump
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m not one to kink shame, but i don’t have any other explanation for how many penalties michigan takes.
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
darn
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that’s bryce’s first bad play
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a smidge late on the throw to marsh
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
haven’t seen that in a while
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Chris Gaerig @cgaerig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bryce is great
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