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Christian Fitchett

@cfitchett.bsky.social
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Former Minneapolitan now in Germany. Lover of soccer, biking and brewing. Don’t ask me about home renovations.

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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀 @rscspokenword.bsky.social
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@seatgeek.bsky.social its unfortunate I can’t turn off the automatic pricing emails on my tickets. I get a ton of your emails I don’t want and I’ve searched everywhere to try and turn these off. There must be a way right? Because the constant emails are enough to cancel tickets on their own.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post-match debrief with a MNUFC coach looks like an interview with a survivor of a tourist ferry disaster.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I cycled from Hamburg to Lüneburg. Beautiful town with timbered houses, cobblestone streets and lovely cafes. Heading out of Hamburg I used the Elb tunnel. An elevator takes you below ground so you can then cycle under the Elbe River. Lovely ceramic tiles throughout the tunnel.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey Dr. Bill, I know you think of @mnufc as a public good, like a park. But did you know that even with parks if you don’t water the grass it dies? MNUFC
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two 16 year olds (boyfriend and girlfriend) and they’re both saying bro to each other. They’re international, i understand, but I just can’t…
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Decided to test out the Danish bicyclr grocery bags I bought. Admittedly I might have gone a little overboard. It’s a Long Haul Trucker so no worries, it’s carried a lot heavier than this.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you for your service
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@wesburdine.bsky.social 👀
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
CNN pulled a clip of Michele Tafoya recently saying "I've never said I was embarrassed to be from Minnesota" and then displays an unearthed and deleted tweet of her saying "I am embarrassed to be from Minnesota" 🥴
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For me this is doubly cool because I’ve learned this is the club that “St. Pauli purists” love. It also has a rich history in Hamburg football culture (and was a founding member of the DFB and also hosted the very first national championship at its home ground in 1903).
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After trialing for a month, my son is joining Altona 93’s U-17 team. He’s having fun and enjoying playing with this group of boys more than I’ve seen in a very long time, which as a parent is all I really care about.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biked to Stade this morning through the Altes Land, which smelled faintly of caramel apples in Sept. (It is the largest fruit growing area in Central Europe after all.) Enjoyed many beautiful timber farm houses on the way and the city was delightful. Thankful for the tailwind that pushed me home.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Starting the long Sunday morning cycle with a ferry crossing as one does in #Hamburg
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Tim “Los Ingobernables de Minnesota" Nichols @timcities555.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dr Bill, are you an owner or a landlord. Cause right now you are nothing but a landlord treating the team and fans as tenants. Invest or sell the team. #mnufc
Allianz Field after a 3-2 loss to LA Galaxy
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uffda #MNUFC
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The KELLY DERBY!!!
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hot Take: @mnufc.com are not good. Like really, really, really not good But they’re glad everyone still shows up and pays them money.
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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A benefit of living in Germany is when @mnufc are really bad (like now) and don’t want to invest (pretty much always) I simply tell myself it’s not worth staying up to watch. #MentalHealth It’s a shame because the supporters are the reason the team is still around and they’re taken for granted.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For a moment @liverpoolfc1.bsky.social’s new manager, Iraola, looked like Doc Ock. I can’t have been the only person who saw it.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here at a field of Altona 93 and SG Airbus is about to kick off again Lufthansa SV. This is like taking softball club to a whole new level.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When Bruce is calling for it, you know it’s bad.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Rodrigo? What were you doing here at this club in 🇩🇪? @rscspokenword.bsky.social
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Getting ready to watch U17 practice from the bar patio. Soccer as it should be - Hamburg edition.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Michele Tafoya calls it the ball of string
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michele Tafoya calls hot dish casserole
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Tim “Los Ingobernables de Minnesota" Nichols @timcities555.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Went to my 1st ever caucus because of ICE. You either believe ICE killing two neighbors and conducting an ethnic cleansing campaign in our backyard is the most important issue, or you don't. It's a binary choice which is why I'm voting for Peggy. Nothing else matters to me more than abolishing ICE.
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If I was still allowed to vote in MN elections I would be voting (at least twice!) for Peggy Flanagan, however as I no longer legally reside in MN I can only vote in federal elections. Therefore please vote at least three times for me. Angie Craig should just admit she’s a Republican already.
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There are just 2 days until polls close on August 11. Your vote can make a difference in this race. Make your plan to vote, then send this post to three friends and make sure they have a plan to vote on or by August 11! MNVotes.org
2 days - make a plan to vote!
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Beth Fraser @yofraze.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Vote for Peggy!!
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m a food marketer at heart and back in 2008, I did a sales rotation in Ohio. As soon as I learned I was going to OH, I had Jungle Jim’s circled on my calendar. Amazing place. Worth the visit and fantastic merchandiser. Jim is the real deal.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
👀 @wesburdine.bsky.social
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BBC I’m not going to yuck your yum but…
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you were wondering where the Wisconsin raw meat sandwich tradition comes from…
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smdh @jorts.dad · 05/08/2026
I doubt the ownership really cares. Just gonna be the Pohlad strategy. Anyone that gets good, sell them off. If we make the playoffs, fantastic, if not, count your money and shrug
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey @schumer.senate.gov hey @democrats.senate.gov time to congratulate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social If you can’t do that perhaps it’s time to totter off into retirement.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey @schumer.senate.gov it’s time to step down. The status quo isn’t good enough anymore.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Once again Eat shit @schumer.senate.gov
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Eat Shit @schumer.senate.gov
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's not about one US Senate seat. It's about all of us together. It's about a belief that we can take our government back from the very people who want to monetize us at every turn. The fomentors of inequality. The drivers of war and genocide and apartheid. We get to decide.
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Tim “Los Ingobernables de Minnesota" Nichols @timcities555.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dr Bill, I hope there’s something happening because Loons looked worse once the subs came in. This isnt good enough at all. The Pk was hella dodgy but Loons lucky as hell to escape with a tie.
Loons draw 1-1z
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A good time to remind everyone that no human is illegal.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If the Twins are muted, does anyone hear them when they lose?
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s sad to see an algorithm bot voicing opinions about ownership and the need to invest. Crazy times
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For those wondering I’m still trying to capture the snoring. Boots (my cat) has an incredible ability to sense when I start filming, so here’s a picture in his snoring position, while I patiently wait to get him.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today I biked from Germany to Poland and boy my legs are feeling it. Eat that @le-tourdefrance.bsky.social
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My cat occasionally snores and it’s really hilarious. I wil try to get a video or at least audio to share since it will immediately inspire world peace.
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