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Christian Fitchett

@cfitchett.bsky.social
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Former Minneapolitan now in Germany. Lover of soccer, biking and brewing. Don’t ask me about home renovations.

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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 17h
@mnufc are comically bad. Like falling over the shoelaces while walking out of the locker room bad. Woof. #MNUFC
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Congrats guys
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
SO many good used bike choices in Mpls. I once rode (but didn’t buy) a Colnago carbon, steel combi frame with full size Campi chain rings and drive train . Bike was fantastic, but the frame was just one size too big for me (but man what a bike and super rare). Wealth of choices.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Laura - What’s the appeal here?
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not gonna lie I was in Europa Park this summer and my son and his girlfriend wanted me to go on Silver Star with them (look it up) and the lap bar would close for them but wouldn’t fully close for me and I said to them “Sorry, I’m out.” See you at the end of the ride. I’m so glad I did.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love Tivoli Gardens. My son made me ride the upside down airplane ride with him like five times. (My partner says she could pick out my screams each time.) Such a cool place and actually great food choices in markthalle.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So let them hype it and scare lots of democrats to the polls. Great for us.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump can eat shit. Ilhan forever.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Honestly it’s ok they say this - as we want as many democrats to vote as possible and not think this is in the bag.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How’d that turn out?
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excellent source of protein. Have fun in DK, sad you guys aren’t visiting this time.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t need to watch anymore. I just assume they won’t win and then wake up right in the morning.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jesse Pinkman: He Can't Keep Getting Away
ALT: Jesse Pinkman: He Can't Keep Getting Away
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just can’t get enough
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, I’m sure Dr. Bill is clutching his pearls that DSC came out. (Honestly he could care less while he’s planning the super block real estate project). This team doesn’t care what you or I think. Follow them or not, they’re just a Timberwolves version of soccer.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They know years before we do Tim. But they don’t say it because of potential (single entity) repercussions. The fact that he is saying it now should tell you he doesn’t fear any because it’s widely known and accepted.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly, at this point if fans still believe in ownership or front office, they deserve what they get. Who believes in the Pohlads and the Twins? I’m happy to sell you some AI stock if you believe in them or United. Ownership’s attitude is we’re MN you should be happy we have a team at all.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, we all know this right Tim? Look at the acquisitions over the last ten years and tell me you believed this team was really fighting for a trophy. We were either hoping they would get lucky or we were fooling ourselves.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well when they have done nothing, doing slightly more than nothing is upside. If I’m honest, I think this team couldn’t care less about the young players in MN but I was trying to be optimistic. I personally know families and players who left the Twin Cities when they ended their academy.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sure he’s salty, but honestly his comments are pretty damning of ownership and management.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really hope so Bruce. There’s only upside from here.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And once again the Italians prove they are completely inept when it comes to crowd management. They’re slightly better than the Greeks but that’s not saying much.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SO good
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am admittedly a bike nerd who happens to own a Bianchi Oltre. Imagine my pleasant surprise in coming across the Bianchi Cafe & Cycles shop in the Milan convention center. Edoardo Bianchi opened his 1st shop not far from here in 1885. The story of Bianchi is the story of Italian artisans everywhere
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bill Murray
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are some areas I’m glad I don’t work in.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These bathrooms now sponsored by 3M
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Bruce McGuire @brucedunord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My brother Bill aka Mountain Singers has made a playlist of his most streamed songs along with a few of his personal favorites. Please share this with friends, families and pets. Bill appreciates your support. Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/2PzYSQI4GP9qW1WlT17aPS?si=YWpGY10US_qslQpb_uCxAQ
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning, old friend.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In fairness, there are likely some Vikings fans saying this about @MNUFC too…
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday!🎉🎈🎊
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The headaches from a queer soccer bar usually come in the morning…
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀 @rscspokenword.bsky.social
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@seatgeek.bsky.social its unfortunate I can’t turn off the automatic pricing emails on my tickets. I get a ton of your emails I don’t want and I’ve searched everywhere to try and turn these off. There must be a way right? Because the constant emails are enough to cancel tickets on their own.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And its…deleted?
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For a…fifth round pick? That and a dozen donuts will get you a dozen donuts. Couldn’t the Vikings have gotten a little more for him?
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post-match debrief with a MNUFC coach looks like an interview with a survivor of a tourist ferry disaster.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If only that man would do something
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would also like the LAFC owners willingness to invest and pay attention for MNUFC. If you’re already praying Dan can you put in a good word for that too?
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I cycled from Hamburg to Lüneburg. Beautiful town with timbered houses, cobblestone streets and lovely cafes. Heading out of Hamburg I used the Elb tunnel. An elevator takes you below ground so you can then cycle under the Elbe River. Lovely ceramic tiles throughout the tunnel.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey Dr. Bill, I know you think of @mnufc as a public good, like a park. But did you know that even with parks if you don’t water the grass it dies? MNUFC
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oof glad it’s too late here for me to watch live.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And yet it’s seems that MPD has an unlimited budget…🤔
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two 16 year olds (boyfriend and girlfriend) and they’re both saying bro to each other. They’re international, i understand, but I just can’t…
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And afterwards went to the local snack bar by the Elbe for some bratwurst and potato salad…mmm
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Decided to test out the Danish bicyclr grocery bags I bought. Admittedly I might have gone a little overboard. It’s a Long Haul Trucker so no worries, it’s carried a lot heavier than this.
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you for your service
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@wesburdine.bsky.social 👀
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
CNN pulled a clip of Michele Tafoya recently saying "I've never said I was embarrassed to be from Minnesota" and then displays an unearthed and deleted tweet of her saying "I am embarrassed to be from Minnesota" 🥴
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Christian Fitchett @cfitchett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ted Lasso's Coach Beard Thumbs Up
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