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The E is for Excitement

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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
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Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post-match debrief with a MNUFC coach looks like an interview with a survivor of a tourist ferry disaster.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing says “seeing unsettling numbers” like a quick review of MNUFC’s season so far.
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Severance: Adam Scott's Kind Eyes
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026
It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
The inside of a council flat.A brutalist concrete shopping precinct.A block of council flats.A Post Office (well, 'Post Service') counter.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The inflection on the last word of this clip is the most Minnesota sound I’ve ever heard.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, have you ever had so much coffee that the Boggis, Bunce and Bean song from The Fantastic Mr Fox just loops in your head for hours? Asking out of curiosity and also because it will maybe make a neat footnote in the write-up of the imminent stroke.
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bcartwright.bsky.social @bcartwright.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Need Our Hive of Scum and Villainy Be Wretched? A Case for a Denser, More Walkable Mixed-Use Mos Eisley.”
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the FBI is dropping the “used to fuck goats” disqualifier right as ICE is firing a bunch of its recent recruits. Interesting.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, they CAN’T cancel Widow’s Bay now, right?
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It wouldn’t stop us. Not a chance.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, my friends and I woke up, watched the news, spent the day at House on the Rock and then went out on the lash on State St in Madison. A very full day.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is a face that has already picked out a bunker.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What’s great about these goals is that AT LEAST one person in this stadium went to take a piss when MNUFC were 2 down and missed all three of our goals.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No-one ever scored on a maybe-unconscious MNUFC goalkeeper before this kid showed up in his Celtic top in our section. I’m just saying.
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Janina Matthewson @j9andif.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the single hottest thing any human has ever done. It is simply not possible to be sexier than this. youtu.be/JWoYy4Ah81s?...
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show "Sweet Transvestite" (1975) - (4K)
YouTube video by VideoXL
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NEW: Who Attended Jake Lang’s N-Word March in Minneapolis? White supremacist agitator Edward "Jake" Lang held another hate rally in Minneapolis. Instead of leaving with a gaping wound in the back of his skull like his previous charade, Lang showed up in a pickup truck escorted by hired security.
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Who Attended Jake Lang’s N-Word March in Minneapolis? - UNICORN RIOT
Who exactly were all of these people that decided to show up with Jake Lang to his much anticipated hate rally in Minneapolis on August 22?
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can I put in a request for more “Sexy Swashbuckling Away-Game Mode MNUFC” and less “Lukewarm Dogshit Home Form MNUFC”?
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Starting to suspect that the cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic may be forming weird little whimsical fraternities and getting drunk while talking about love and friendship instead of complaining about women. 19th Century weirdo dudes never lacked for company at those things.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So many people are going to come out of hiding.
A close up of some compact disc cases, the kind that Columbia House would send you because they thought you’d pay for them. You were never going to pay for them. You knew from the minute you saw the ad you were never going to pay for them.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To the three people in my neighbourhood who voted for Mike Lindell…
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Johnny Rose: What's Going On In There? (Schitt's Creek)
ALT: Johnny Rose: What's Going On In There? (Schitt's Creek)
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I still laugh every time this photo comes up as a memory in a feed.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lol.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the manliest
trump hid in catering cart
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dying laughing at this…
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, that’s it for another four years for all the “Yes, but where are they REALLY from”-guys out there. Don’t worry, there’s the Women’s World Cup and they can all show up and be insufferable creepy weirdos there too.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You know, that trophy would probably make an effective bludgeon.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Better be safe Spain: Get three more.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nothing gets people fired up like Acoustic Bieber.
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 11/07/2026
Death (Trump) knocking on doors meme with blood out of the open doors for “Knicks in 4” and “USMNT”. He’s knocking on the door that says England
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
To have come to Spain, Argentina or England at this stage in the World Cup is a bit dreary. It started off brightly, but this has turned into a very boring World Cup.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A bunch of men disagree about a joke book. A woman just wants a chicken.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This box is some other, more well known cereal brand’s Silmarillion.
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Egyptian Lover - Egypt Egypt (80s Freestyle)
ALT: Egyptian Lover - Egypt Egypt (80s Freestyle)
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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Billy OceanGate 🇵🇸 @stitzch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The rig I'm on has put up first aid guides that were made with AI. Wouldn't bother with CPR there, would be more concerned by the fact is head isn't connected to his body
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I picked both of these up when I was 15 and had my brain stretched like warm mozzarella.
“Bloodcurdling tales of horror and the macabre” by HP Lovecraft with wraparound art by Michael Whelan that remains my favourite book cover art of all time. The Illuminatus! Trilogy. Pyramid, eye, chequered floor, three dolphins leaping. It is so great.
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David Smith @davidesmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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