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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I don't think good Christians should go beast mode on my holes. I think when they do it they're reinforcing biphobia.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
William Shatner is Matt Bruenig's Hatsune Miku.
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Mary Pezzulo @marypezzulo.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I've never seen it so well put before.
A tweet from NBC news: Measles vaccination among babies skyrocketed in Texas as the outbreak grew, new research shows. 
Reply by Alex Griswold: Because in practice anti-vaxx is a luxury belief based on the assumption that your neighbors' vaccines do in fact work
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Osaka Sexdolphin @cetacean-business.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Hey look it's my life!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Fellas, is it awkward to frolic?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is gendered and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper monarchist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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Osaka Sexdolphin @cetacean-business.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
*Princess Leia voice* Rock us, Dukakis. You're our only hope.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 28/02/2025
For folks asking if I'm going to attend Trump's joint address to Congress next week: no. Instead, I'm choosing to hear directly from Oregonians and will be hosting an open-to-all town hall on Facebook live. Oregonians can submit questions in advance here:
docs.google.com
Town Hall Participation Form
If you are a constituent of a lawmaker of an upcoming People's Town Hall, submit your information here! If you have questions or difficulties with the form, email info@peoplestownhall.org
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Zack Stanton @zackstanton.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A group of prominent military contractors, including former Blackwater CEO Erik Prince, has pitched the Trump White House on a proposal to carry out mass deportations through a network of “processing camps” on military bases and a “small army” of private citizens empowered to make arrests.
politico.com
Documents reveal how military contractors want to take over mass deportations
The group, led by Blackwater veteran Erik Prince, has close Trump ties.
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Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A few years ago, the Supreme Court was regularly issuing summary rulings in favor of cops in qualified immunity cases. Not any more. Today, Justice Alito complains that the court refused to do so in a case involving a deadly police shooting, meaning a jury verdict in favor of plaintiffs survives.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
despite how much he has frustrated me over the years, all the times when he fell short and I expected better, and even without factoring in my anxieties about possible successors - I find myself significantly more fucked up than I anticipated by the very real possibility that Pope Francis is dying
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The Equalizer @equalizersoccer.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
How about a game-winner for your first international goal (in just your second cap!)? Michelle Cooper delivers as the #USWNT defeats Australia, 2-1 in the SheBelieves Cup.
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Osaka Sexdolphin @cetacean-business.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Dear manager, 1) you're like a dream come true 2) just wanna be with you 3) girl, It's plain to see That you're the only one for me, and 4) repeat steps one through three 5) make you fall in love with me
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slowdrawmusic.bsky.social @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
REM was wrong. I don't feel fine.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 13/02/2025
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
YES Xeni Jardin was catfishing a lizard. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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Barry Freed @barryfreed.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
His Yeelen is one of the greatest films I’ve ever seen
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
*stares in historian*
Post on Threads showing AI misinterpreted a paper and now there are scientific papers with incorrect citations
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 20/02/2025
I want the president of Argentina to retrace all the steps in his life that led him to becoming the face of the biggest crypto rugpull in history while some random American crypto bro calls him the n-word with the soft-a in texts behind his back www.coindesk.com/business/202...
coindesk.com
Libra Token's Hayden Davis Bragged of Influence Over Argentina's Milei
It was unclear if any money was exchanged between Davis and Milei's inner circle in advance of Libra's launch.
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I think what I find so repellent about the far-right is the sheer nihilism at its core. For all the talk of culture and identity, they are just flimsy masks strapped over, in Arendt's words "the intoxication of destruction as an actual experience, dreaming the stupid dream of producing the void.”
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Bad Place Resident @nycgoldenhouser.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Three things can be true 1) the tail risks of this administration are catastrophic and worth being worried about 2) those outcomes are more probable than is acceptable and 3) the median outcome of all this still is they get smoked in 2026 for doing wildly unpopular things
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Osaka Sexdolphin @cetacean-business.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Lol... Lol
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Allow me to explain why this screenshot means a lot to me. Back in 2021, I reported on something insane: a hoax BLM group in Dallas was linked to a Republican PR firm and a right wing website. It became international news. Then the lies and lawsuit threats started coming. 1/
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 18/02/2025
True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow. The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?" When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth
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Martha Gimbel @marthagimbel.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Ok this is making the rounds and tbc the scale of what is happening to the federal workforce and with impoundment is unprecedented - but I think we need to be really careful about assuming this is going to all hit at once in March or that we know the size of the impact 1/
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Septima P. Snark @drsubini.blacksky.app · 18/02/2025
We have an op-ed that we’ve been trying to get placed for almost two weeks naming this. Media is not interested.
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Yilin (she/they) @ check out The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Lol this sign "Do not bring food into the library Food residue will attract mice Mice will acquire knowledge in the library Get into university Then replace you" 😂
請不要將食物帶入圖書館

食物殘渣會引來老鼠
老鼠會在圖書館學習知識
考上大學
接著取代你
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You expect men to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like the midwest where I might get cuckolded for being myself.
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Osaka Sexdolphin @cetacean-business.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Worth it
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes juggalos
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
When you think of it, ahegao is smelly and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper liberal movement should seek to abolish it.
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Dr. Tracy @tracyrenee70.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Reposting or quote posting is a requirement. I don't make the rules ☂️
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Osaka Sexdolphin @cetacean-business.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'd also add that "forming a commission to study the issue" is mostly politico-ese for "pretend to do something". Stay wary, but immmediate panic isn't warranted, or helpful .
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girl Jughead @audreyotherway.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
have seen a lot of panic about this so just to provide context-- this is all part of an assessment intended only to address children, not meds for adults. as we've seen with trans people, policy can start w kids & move up, but no need to go into immediate crisis mode about your own prescriptions
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Scott Medlock @scottmedlock.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Dem leaders rn:
The Principal Skinner meme, where in the top panel he muses, “am I out of touch?” Then in the bottom panel he concludes, “No, it is my political base who I constantly beg for money that is wrong.”
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Latest results from YouGov (n=2809) on Trump's+Elon's war on our Republic. Large majorities of voters agree the President must listen to the courts. Trump's illegal power grab doesn't even have the support of the majority of *Republicans.* Stop waiting for the public to wake up - they're up!
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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 05/02/2025
watch out for this! for folks who don't know: - windows+R opens the run window which lets you run any program - ctrl+V pastes so this puts some malicious command on your clipboard, then convinces you to run it yourself. don't.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
MF DOOM has done more good for straight people than Donald Trump. Full stop.
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Avis Favaro @avisfavaro.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
American health workers looking to relocate? Doorway to practice medicine in Canada 🇨🇦 We have job openings nationwide. www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...
canada.ca
Canada announces new immigration stream specific to health workers
Communities across Canada need health workers. The health field is one of several key sectors of Canada’s labour force which is facing unprecedented shortages. To help respond to this challenge, last ...
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Osaka Sexdolphin @cetacean-business.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Let's see, we've got 95% of the people on the site screaming incoherently about misunderstood reports of rumors of plans, obvious fake accounts pretending to be admin insiders posting baseless nonsense, putative serious journalists causally throwing around the word "coup"... Twitter's back baby 😎
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