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Charles EP Murphy

@cepmurphy.bsky.social
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Started writing, nobody has succeeded in making him stop. Self publisher & jobbing writer, most books available: www.amazon.co.uk/Charles-E.P.-Murph… Not on twitter; rarely checking DMs atm

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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
One of my several views on the finale is Kai Wynn should've been the enemy at the end that Sisko has to fall facing, Kai VS Emissary. Also Dukat should've just been left blind in his Bajoran disguise, he ends as destitute & raving with passing Bajorans going "oh that poor guy thinks he's Gul Dukat"
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 20h
post your favourite doctor who. wrong answers only.
Matthew Holness as Garth Marenghi
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 20h
"SKARF! CHEW!" What an artist! What a man!
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Lee Grice @leegrice.bsky.social · 22h
"Varks", Kev O'Neill's second and final full Dredd (he'll contribute to a portmanteau episode later in the book) What can you say about O'Neill's work here other than "Fuck!" The Dredd strip is on a very dark kick at the moment. Could this be a point where they realise their readership has aged up?
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 21h
"How dare you ... a schoolboy... question me the former Deputy Chairman of the Conservative party." We all left and were a little chastened and then Slater rang the Independent and gave the story to the diary column.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 21h
He'd quoted Gladstone as saying "whenever the Irish question looks like it's going to be solved... the Irish change the question." A boy called Slater raised his hand and politely pointed out that it wasn't Gladstone but a line from 1066 and All That and Archer completely and embarrassingly lost it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seanc…
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 21h
"What went wrong", well the ads were really unfunny, I think that's got something to do with it. I know people who say it's actually very funny but I'm dubious about giving it a go because of those bloody trailers
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 21h
The only way Katie's making it through five minutes is by getting blackout drunk and stuffing earplugs in.
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 21h
None from the 19th century, no, but people have been doing it since
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 21h
though having written that I now wonder if someone's done an intentional pro-capitalism story where heroic business people fight a feudal rent-seeker vampire or communist-ish vampire. There's got to be at least one, it'd be valid, I'm not entirely sure I'd like it but _someone_ would
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 21h
I'd disagree on the claiming the vampires as anticapitalist symbol being like claiming the Matrix is right-wing, as a lot of the claiming of the vampire itself being symbolically capitalist was doing stories where vampires were. Can't do that with Dracula though you can in an adaptation
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 21h
(a Gatwa Era season finale later goes "after the build-up of the last few episodes, I thought this was my old companion Dodo... but it's... SURF DRACULA!" [reveal shows an Egyptian mummy in a plane]")
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 22h
DOCTOR WHO: THE SURF DRACULA EP 1 (OF 6) [21m in] Third Doctor: [stares at night time sea] [synth music builds as a man in an opera cloak walks across beach carrying a surfboard] Third Doctor: "Surf Dracula!" [cliffhanger EEEHHHRRRRRR]
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
Two skulls converged with a crack, and I— I was, I guess, an owl guy, And that has made all the difference
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Stuart Webb @inflatabledalek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Riker being so smug at exposing the Klingon Bird of Prey that destroys the Enterprise in 6 months is hilarious in retrospect. Take them into custody you idiots!
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 22h
"Mariner's going to ask me about that ale I owe her."
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 22h
(He could've joined Starfleet if you _had_ to have him At War and that'd have been better conflict, since Worf might take that as Alex specifically rejecting being a _Klingon_ warrior if he's off phasering Dominion troops for another fleet, whatever reason Alex has for signing up)
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 22h
his DS9 one aggravates when this ends with "son, I still love you even though it's clear you can never be a Klingon warrior", well actually just wait a few years and he can totally be a Klingon warrior.
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 22h
Parallels said "remember Alex?" and then... didn't have even one scene of Alex, even though it'd make sense to do one to sell it being a Big Deal that in another universe he's not there. As is, "oh does Worf think this is a good universe to stay in?"
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 23h
Wes Anderson would absolutely nail a Gamera film.
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Chris Burnham @theburnham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s me on Sam Slade Robo-Hunter with Garth Ennis, Brian Reber, and Rob Steen! Featuring the Return of Kidd!! Ennis in his geeky reverential mode!
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Shelfdust @shelfdust.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🚨 Now on Shelfdust! 🚨 A Mortal World of Possibilities: On The Many Deaths in Laila Starr, by @riteshwriter.bsky.social: shelfdust.com/2026/10/05/a...
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A Mortal World of Possibilities: On The Many Deaths in Laila Starr
Originally published on The Gutter Review on December 8th, 2022. The spirit of The Gutter Review lives on today in the form of Trash Humper, a zine you can buy with your grubby hands right now: hea…
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John Freeman @johnfreeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Commando celebrates its 6000th issue in this week’s next set, on sale from Thursday 8th October from publisher DC Thomson in newsagents, on subscription and as digital editions! Featuring superheroes, a special tale from celebrity authors James Holland and Al Murray, and some special crossovers,…
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6000 Not Out: Four All-New Commando Adventures celebrate a Major Milestone for the British War Comic
Commando celebrates an amazing landmark issue!
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
comicskingdom.com/flash-gordon... HERE WE GOOOOOOO
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Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2026-10-05 | Comics Kingdom
Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from October 5, 2026, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE PORT AUTHORITY OF EARTH AND LUNA WISHES YOU A PLEASANT AND PRODUCTIVE DAY BUT IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE SAFETY IS EVERYONE'S BUSINESS AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: "WE BRING THE GALAXY TO YOUR FRONT DOOR!"®
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And they're all staging an intervention for you
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even last year, we'd go "now I was with you on the Bayeux AI gag, but--"
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think this is it, all this cheap throwaway stuff like menus or tourist tat or a colouring book aren't going to last. But if you buy a physical comic in the 2020s, you're the sort of person who wants to keep this thing indefinitely
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember seeing this one, over twenty years ago and I STILL remember it
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As tall as a bean leaf @kellykanayama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also shout out to Team Wagner/McMahon for these images, which sparked my exploration of simulacra and hyperreality
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope Cregger gets to adapt a big horror franchise next!
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A man's face drawn in pain. "Grim," he says.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I posted Labour's response to the Green Party 'Zionism is Racism' vote, without comment, on Threads and someone replied "how many shekels is that post worth?" People often assume I'm Jewish so I occasionally get little, bleak snippets of insight into antisemitism
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why aren't we allowed to smoke?
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone says "people should talk over food to bridge the divide" but then says "stop talking to me about leasehold reform, I'm waiting to collect my McD's order"
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you're watching occupation drama Enemy At The Door and a babyfaced Anthony Stewart Head shows up
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you can't tell me about the greater social good if it's for people earning multiple times what I do when you're also saying "look at that SCROUNGER after YOUR MONEY by having kids BEYOND THEIR MEANS", you've changed the argument to But My Money, so why'd I want it going above me?
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, I'm fully onboard with the argument to reverse (the Tory's own) limit for childcare support to support £100k+ families, that it's better for the country to do that on higher-income families so it doesn't disrupt the earnings that go into the pot... unless you're saying "no welfare once 3 kids"
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
looking forward to the clip where Rees Mogg has to explain to a confused Tucker how brushing your teeth works
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOLY ANNA!
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Fred McNamara - ALL SECTIONS ALPHA is out NOW! 🌔 @commandermac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once more, I'm enthralled at how violent 2000AD was permitted to be - and how explicitly Wagner/Ezquerra delivered that violence.
Judge Dredd: Condo. A meteorite smashes into a space condo, killing residents and sucking them into space, where they explode.
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(We can't ever ask her now, she'll say "I knew from Day One he was a traitor and kept him contained away from any important jobs")
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing that clashes with all that, which makes me wonder how she squares it, is that he was walking around going "I should be the leader and I want to knife Kemi" and everyone could see it except, apparently, Kemi. I wish we could learn what she thought at the time
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“The person I wanted to put in charge of the criminal justice system, who I defended when he made truly vile comments, who I gave a shout-out to in my speech…he’s an unperson now. It’s good that he left.” Sorry, this is insane.
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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Talking Pictures TV @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you ready to meet Harry Lime? Premiere 7pm THE THIRD MAN (1949) starring #OrsonWelles #JosephCotten classic noir #TPTVsubtitles
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Charles EP Murphy @cepmurphy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"That's Ensign Crusher, the saviour of Earth!"
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Sea Lion Press @sealionpress.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Our new #SerialSunday , "Tranquillity" by Paul Leone ( @paulleone.bsky.social ) continues with part 2! #Serial #Writing #Fiction #Author #AlternateHistory www.sealionpress.co.uk/post/serial-...
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Serial Sunday: Tranquillity, Part II
By Paul Leone.The Tranquilla was, by the ever-rising standards of worldships, a humble vessel. Its design was that of the sea-going caravel, adapted to the great golden ocean of the æther, and it had ...
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