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@cephalopodophile.bsky.social
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They hung up a sign in our town “if you live it up, you won’t live it down.” And all I wanna do is boogaloo. Spawned in Los Angeles, ripened in New York, brooding in Monterey. Currently reading: Signed, Picpus by Georges Simenon

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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 14m
Rams blow this yeah, huh?
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God @thegodshow.com · 1h
I don’t give a damn if Theo Von and Joe Rogan change their tune and become full-out Democratic socialists. They will say whatever is deemed widely popular in the moment to retain their podcast audiences. They gave you Donald Trump.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I have a layover, I invariable spend it at an airport lounge because I figure it’s just a little bit quieter and cleaner than the rest of the airport and how bad can the food be? And everytime I am appalled at how bad the food is.
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Chris Frantz @chrisfrantz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good Night From The Drummer, My Friends. Sleep Tight.
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Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (Live on Old Grey Whistle Test, 1979)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a beardo and a weirdo I want to reiterate, I don’t want to be a part of your weird club.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to the Braves-Phillies game tonight because I’m in Atlanta and tickets were cheap, so why the hell not? As a #mets fan, I’ll just root for injuries.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everytime I read this sentence I laugh harder: “Trump can’t rely on Dennis Rodman for US-DPRK relations anymore because Rodman allegedly shat on the floor of Kim Jong-Un’s hotel” www.instagram.com/p/Dd7lhPOIEm...
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BroBible on Instagram: "President Trump reportedly wants Dennis Rodman’s help reaching Kim Jong Un again. Journalist Josh Rogin, however, indicated those efforts would be fruitless after Rodman allege...
2,702 likes, 128 comments - brobible on September 30, 2026: "President Trump reportedly wants Dennis Rodman’s help reaching Kim Jong Un again. Journalist Josh Rogin, however, indicated those efforts w...
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life imitates art.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that settles it, I’m keeping my beard.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly what could be worse than Phillies vs Braves and Yankees vs Red Sox? Charlie Kirk vs Tim Tebow? Benjamin Netanyahu vs Mitch McConnell? Ww2 Nazis vs 2026 republicans?
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bohm should make a season ending error. That would be groovy.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What are the mlb playoff rules in extra innings? Is it still ghost runners start on every base but crossing home plate only counts for 1/4th of a run?
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 30 - A Place You Want to Go We’ll end where we started. We’re only tourists in this life Only tourists, but the view is nice. youtu.be/Ga97sIZlr1c
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"Everybody's Coming To My House" (Official Video) from "American Utopia: Detroit"
YouTube video by David Byrne
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"There are days which, though you don’t know why, sum up a season, a phase of your life, a whole gamut of sensations." #booksky
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Signed, Picpus (Inspector Maigret) - Georges Simenon
There are days which, though you don’t know why, sum up a season, a phase of your life, a whole gamut of sensations.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 29 - A Place You’ve Been As we wind down with some wild card songs I’m gonna get literal for (maybe?) the first time on our journey and we’ll head to a place I know and love. A place I actually call home. Monterey - The Animals youtu.be/xExo67OLrdY?...
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MONTEREY - Eric Burdon & The Animals (With Lyrics)
YouTube video by luckysmusic
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What happened to monogamy
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David Daniel @daviddaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First I fell in love with baseball, spending countless hours at Dodger Stadium, then going to as many other stadiums as I could. Then I fell in love with our national parks, visiting Yosemite first, then every park I could: Grand Teton this summer. If @mlb.com does this, I say goodbye, baseball.
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MLB, White House discuss playing game at national park
The White House said in a statement that MLB asked the administration about hosting a game at a national park, adding that the National Park Service has not granted a permit to do so.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bout to be a very bad 24 hours for Philadelphia sports fans.
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🐻⬇️ Dan @beardowndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chicago putting a Mariachi band out there to do the National Anthem is a boss move. I almost don't even care what happens in the game, that was dope.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just realized I now have twice as many followers on here as I ever had on Twitter. I guess I didn't need to stay there for the audience!
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 28 - xwz I was made for the sea. youtu.be/m2uTFF_3MaA
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The Beatles - The Beatles - Yellow Submarine (Official Music Video) [Remastered 2015]
YouTube video by TheBeatlesVEVO
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are two body types for nfl head coaches and Sean Payton is trying his best to replicate the Bill Belichick form.
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Barbara Boxer @realbarbaraboxer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump Claiming his clear political Ad is a PSA..(public service announcement) Ridiculous ! It’s really a public disservice ! PSA’s are something like..” be sure you get vaccinated for measles” not egotistical bragging about the orange man.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Andy Green: It 'takes a while to flush before you get to the excitement phase” Gonna be honest, flushing is usually the quickest part of the process for me. #metssky
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Mets 'hungry to change narrative' as disappointing 2026 season ends
Amid a weekend of storms lashing down across the East Coast, the Mets’ disappointing summer of baseball came to an end amid hopes the rain can wash away the bitter taste of a season that failed to mat...
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here are my emoji interpretations of every MLB wild card matchup: Phillies-Braves: 🤢 Cubs-Padres: 🥱 White Sox-Astros: 🫠 Yankees-Red Sox: 🍆👊💦
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 27 - W Throughout my life I’ve always found myself back in California, so it is fitting that I discovered Wall of Voodoo while living in DC not long before my most recent return West. Call of the West - Wall of Voodoo youtu.be/PGzvchUcxNk
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Wall of Voodoo - CALL OF THE WEST (Live TUBE) - Stan Ridgway
YouTube video by pyenapple
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
James Mc-Yes-We-Cann
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 26 - V As we wrap up this journey together let’s visit another place that doesn’t exist in the literal sense. There is no highway by this name, but there are many highways in and around Ventura and more in and around America. Ventura Highway - America
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America - Ventura Highway (Musikladen, 1975)
YouTube video by America
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 26/09/2026
The Mets have clinched last place in the NL East.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 25 - Free If we’re free let’s go to the past, where Devo (short for devolution) predicted the future. youtu.be/r_aQgC2e9l8
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Devo - Freedom Of Choice | Live in Santa Ana | Moshcam
YouTube video by Moshcam
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The Atlanta Falcons have NO CHANCE of beating the Green Bay Packers. None.”
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Bryan 🌐 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraine personal opinions only @papootx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
750,000 Texas Voters Disenfranchised Up to 750,000 Texans registered through the DPS online portal are missing from County Voting Rolls. Talarico “the government failed to do its job.” Registration deadline: Oct. 5. 🧵 www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Texas election workers scramble after registration snafu leaves thousands of voters off rolls
“I don’t know if they feel confident. Some counties are more confident than others,” Chris McGinn, executive director of the Texas Association of County Elections Officials, said. “Right now what we’r...
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Green Bay looking mighty jets-y.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a Senator getting paid with your tax money that's holding press conferences about furry pilots and The Great American Experiment has ended folks that's it, we had, well, I wouldn't say a GOOD run but things were sort of OK anyway, America is over now
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 24 - U My journey around the world & beyond has stopped at many David Byrne/Talking Heads locations, which is no surprise since he’s my favorite artist. And today, for U, we shall stop at another one. One that doesn’t exist: American Utopia. youtu.be/lg4hcgtjDPc
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David Byrne's American Utopia (2020): Official Trailer | HBO
YouTube video by HBO
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have an extreme phobia of German sausages. I truly fear the wurst.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 23 - T Almost forgot to post. Let’s go to Town today. Specifically Hollywood Town by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band. youtu.be/9IyEVmEvy5o
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Hollywood Town
YouTube video by Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Topic
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Sean was here @yyzbound.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t vape onboard. 1- it’s inconsiderate 2- it’s against the rules 3- the smoke detectors can’t differentiate between vaping and smoke. Bells and lights go off. We get an alarm in the cockpit telling us there’s smoke in the cabin. It’s very distracting and noisy.
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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Obama started a state run TV channel with his name on it Republicans would have sucked their own balls off so they could squeal about it at a higher pitch.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 22 - S Maybe that road does actually lead somewhere and that’s Suffragette City, the Seu Jorge version. Irony intentional. youtu.be/sNOS6XRExCY
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Seu Jorge - Suffragette City
YouTube video by helyeahz
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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22/09/2026
BREAKING: Giants QB Jaxson Dart takes a knee in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick at the start of tonight's Monday Night Football game.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Over 24 hours ending at 2:00pm today, I drank 63 oz of coffee, a 1.5 bottles of wine, a white claw, ate half a jalapeño pizza, a half pound of boneless “Nashville hot” wings, and then ran over 15 miles. If this were a video game I would have earned some cool badge. Instead I’ve earned a headache.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 21 - R As we continue on our little adventure together it’s time to get existential. Or keep it real. Or maybe both? Anyway, buckle up nerds cause we’re on a Road To Nowhere - Talking Heads youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA
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Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026
Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef
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Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef
RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local dinner party began gagging Tuesday as their host revealed that they had been ...
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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh well, it was getting late in the season for the #Jets to still be over .500.
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 20 - Q This may be cheating, so maybe I’m a cheater. I took a job in Arkansas and Greetings from Asbury Park played on repeat for 6 whole months. The Boss - Mary Queen of Arkansas youtu.be/2l8n-0n660M?...
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Bruce Springsteen & the E-Street Band-Mary Queen of Arkansas (live)
YouTube video by E-Street Channel
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Squidman @cephalopodophile.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#MusicChallenge #WorldAtoZ Day 19 - P Missed one. But I’d be remiss if we spent this whole voyage together and didn’t stop by Sir Paul’s house Paul McCartney - Front Parlour youtu.be/VFEJKpmWO0o
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Front Parlour (Full Length Version / Remastered 2011)
YouTube video by Paul McCartney - Topic
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