Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 3hThe catering department at the Oxford Churchill Hospital hits a new low: "Thai red curry with chicken style pieces". Be still my beating taste buds. 010
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 20hIn other news, Trump's next Presidential decree is to lower the age of consent to 12, and for it to take effect retroactively in 1950. A move that will be very popular among some MAGA supporters and will save his and a lot of his friends’ collective arse's. 000
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 21hNo one is using this word, but I will. This whole situation with Sally Rooney is censorship nothing more nothing less. What she's writing is not the cause of the offence, it is simply because of a political point of view she holds. That is wrong, irrespective of whether you agree with her or not. 020
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASTerry O'Connor @osteoconnor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026ITV News just described Russell Brand as 'alleged comedian'. Well done. 2929
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026Hang on . . . "big , beautiful ocean" . . . Sounds like he's lining up the Atlantic Ocean for one of his hugely successful renaming announcements. I mean, where is Atlantica anyway? 010
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASEmily Hunt @emily.space · 14/10/2026Have you looked at the night sky recently? It is ABSURD how many satellites there are, and it will get >1000× worse in our lifetimes. A few billionaires and state actors will ruin the night sky for the next few *centuries*. This ought to be a much, much bigger story than it is 38930
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026Look. If, at any time, you need help testing all the MMX merch coming your way, I'll be glad to lend a hand/head/body/fingers/brain/etc. Seriously. You look like you are overwhelmed and need help! 010
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art. 3151392141
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 13/10/2026📣 Launch announcement The Martian Moons eXploration (MMX) mission is set to launch on a H3 rocket from the Tanegashima Space Center at 21:41 CEST on 19 October 2026 👉 www.esa.int/Science_Expl... 🔭 🧪 110837
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Anybody who does this deserves the outcome 925251687
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026My typing sucks because I'm in hospital OK. Too many straps and tubes and crap. 120
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026Some great presents. Especially the BASA Archives which should grace every space geek's coffee table. 100
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026The Lord of the Ring: The Return of The King's Speech. 110
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026Oh dear Lord. I have just had an email from the NUS (National Union of Students - basically a closed shop Student Union in the UK) offering Google Gemini free for 12 months for every student in the UK. Goodbye Critical thinking and hello lazy arsed essays etc. This is a disastrous idea.  000
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASEmily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pour one out for Graham Chapman 0234
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026The question is whether the Toon will have won the Premiership by then!? 020
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026I got the eclipse version just in time for Aug 12. It's very impressive but I'm curious about what you mean by cam and chip codes? Anyway here's how it handled the eclipse: 110
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026A neutrino walked into a bar but nobody noticed until it ordered a glass of Ice Cubes. 🧪 #NobelPrize 010
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026Does it involved a locked room with the number 43 written on a whiteboard? #KeepyUppy 000
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026The Noble prize for physical abuse to oneself in enduring crappy nights out in the open 020
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026Hope you don't have to wait as long as I have to get seen for a full diagnosis. 010
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026Finally a clear night and even though I have Bortle 7 skies the upgraded Origin has done an impressive job. 🔭 🧪 Time for bed said Zebedee . . . 0102
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026You better start that whip round in the pub  010
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question 1312165414
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120613123
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026Makes me glad I'm Scottish! And it's nice to see that Question Time demonstrated its usual right wing bias by not only having Reform and the Tories but also the editor of the Spectator. 030
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026Oh that hashtag needs to be promoted more. It should be used every time a Republican says something dumb. And yes, the word "dumb" is superfluous in the previous sentence. #SchmidtForBrains 000
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026If you ever visit a Glasgow primary called St. Cadoc's please drop me a DM as I have done an online session with them for the past two years and they are just great and would go nuts for a visit from you. I've always said if I find myself heading to Scotland again I would drop in. Big ❤️ for them. 110
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026The Origin is ready in the garden. Will see what the light pollution is like before I stick the nebula filter in. But although the sky view is limited I hope I will finally have some good skies. 010
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 833729951
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026Never even think about touching a woman full stop. You shouldn't even be considering that unless you are very good friends and even then you should check for permission. There is no such thing as a look that invites you. Or a gesture. If you think I am wrong then you were brought up badly. 010
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026Actually it's really easy - it can be turned off for the entire organisation through a group policy. If you have you own O365just go for the classic version and all the AI slop is removed. This isn't hard for universities to achieve. Force students to think for themselves. 010
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026Quick someone go the somewhere in dumb-hick MAGAland and tell them it was all a British fake that we staged to see if Donald would take credit. 010
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026Odd. I appear to be blocked from seeing that image/page! Is there a source? 000
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026Does it cover his love of Guinness as a drink? Because the white always settle on top of the black. #ElonIsARacist 020
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026No, woof, not getting crumbs as meez getting whole peece when yooz not looking. 010
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026And don't those boys who play with odd shaped balls have an anthem that is for a united Ireland? Well maybe the universities should have courses on reinventing wheels? 000
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A new trailer for Alex Gibney's documentary about Elon Musk was just released. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-do... 371324527
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026Maybe it is an anagram if you count the scrabble scores - oh wait the W and V are higher scores . . . 011
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026The problem this is the where they start makes me think they really don't know what they're doing. This is old school  010
Reposted by Chris Rolland FRASCllr Dr Alex Powell @apowelllaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So, just to be clear, Daniel Thomas was: 1- Carrying a knife contrary to section 139 of the Criminal Justice Act 1988 2- Used that knife to commit criminal damage (Criminal Damage act 1971) 3- likely engaged in the criminal offense of endangering Life at Sea (Merchant Shipping Act 1995) 7245101
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026My school had one of those, connected to a teletype with a punch tape R/W. Still remember entering the punch tape reader software via the front panel switches so we could install the carefully preserved 2" roll that was the BASIC interpreter! 110
Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026And this is why we have written off Tangiers for next years eclipse 010