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CelluloidSalad (she/her)

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BlackLivesMatter | #Filmsky 📽️| StlBlues | StlCards | StlCity | Weirdo | Situated on Oxford Comma Hill Formerly @celluloidsalad and @ MPinMidwest on Twitter

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 16h
fun shot of the sun falling below a cloud layer that I caught last week.
Various layers of clouds fill the sky that appear Gray well I have a son is below the top Cloud creating a light yellow hue
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way I laughed when this dumbass rattled off what each initial in “fortress“ stands for.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every fucking day it’s something
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve just binged Apple’s Masters of the Air for the third time, and each time I wish that Apple would make a series about the Tuskegee Airmen. I know there is an HBO movie, I’ve seen it, but it’s not the same as a full Spielberg-Hanks production. #filmsky
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I knew Ted Lasso was based on 2 NBC Sports commercials but didn’t realize they were so well done and they are >10 yrs old. Coach Beard is in them too! One is an American Coach in London and the other The Return of Coach Lasso. Very funny. Strange it didn’t happen sooner. youtu.be/6KeG_i8CWE8?...
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An American Coach in London: NBC Sports Premier League Film featuring Jason Sudeikis
YouTube video by NBCSportsNetwork
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve literally been crying for the last 5 minutes at this and the replies.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I experience semantic satiation often. Hoping it doesn’t mean my brain is broken. I told someone it was like the wild wild West in the office yesterday, they didn’t know what I meant. So of course I repeated it and explained, and now the word “wild“ sounds and looks like a foreign word to me. 
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Atp, if you say “I didn’t think it could get any worse” to me, I’m going to wonder if it’s okay for you to have access to the internet without supervision.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 01/09/2026
Them too.
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Snow White: The Poisoned Apple
ALT: Snow White: The Poisoned Apple
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can change the name of Lake Ontario yourself.
Image of tweet from MapQuest: “we’re not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure:” with a link that takes you to a generator. Gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Omg it’s going to be 100 next week. Which means it will feel like 3000 with the heat index. This is fucking insane.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rocky Horror immediately, followed quickly by Clue and Muppets. But he’s a joy to watch in every role. He alone made Home Alone 2 watchable.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly as Doralee: “Uh, Judy? Would you come back here for a second? Violet, honey, would you come over here for a second?” I do the baby-belly-laughs every single time. There aren’t any today and there will never be another Dolly Parton. 
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you or friends live in the northeast, someone has a desperate situation with two cats. Please go give the story a read and alert the cat lovers in your life if they are up that way. 🐈
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Noam Ross @noamross.net · 21/08/2026
Three more days to comment on NSF's attempt to smuggle in OMB's already-rejected policies of terminating any grant without cause, gutting civil rights obligations and restricting international collaborations. Submit your comment today! Then call your representatives. 🧪
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Country station on at bbq today. Morgan Wallen or Ella Langley every two or three songs, 50 yr-old Luke Bryan “country boy” leching on a “country girl“ dancing in short shorts, and Blake Shelton sad that his best friend won’t be in heaven because he wasn’t Christian enough. #irishgoodbye for me 😭
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a frozen green frog. the text reads “the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the ice cream”
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Nina🐀🌻🇺🇦🌻 WTF America? @ratgrrl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And Lincoln, imprisoned by weapons of war, has to listen to this.
A bust of Lincoln, with models of modern stealth jet fighters on either side of the bust, and a submarine laying below on the table, looks at though he is bowing his head in sadness
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was prepared to give Ted Lasso S4E1 a lot of grace based on how much I missed it, but I didn’t need to. It was wonderful. So happy it’s back!
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m surprised at how much I liked The Long Walk. Read the book years ago, so I can’t say if it’s a faithful adaptation. The cast is very good,  the two leads outstanding, along with Judy Greer, who is heartbreaking in limited screen time. I agree that it’s a fitting film for today.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone know how to stop HBO Max from jumping from the end of one movie to the next without playing the credits?
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We are not a serious country. Our state department doesn’t know where Nigeria is.
A map shared by the state department at a global AIDS conference incorrectly labels several nations like Nigeria and Uganda and shows them in the wrong locations. For example, Nigeria is shown inland and landlocked. 
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Josh Johnson is the best comedian out there. it’s like he just happened by, stayed for a visit, and every subject that comes up he’s got the funniest take on it. I’d like to be friends with him. “Wait till you meet my friend, Josh, he’s the funniest person I know.”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WIFE: (MFA from RISD) I thought a lot of her points were astute, even if her obvious bias for classics made a poor replacement for film criticism specifically, you know? ME: (just found out only yesterday that flies aren't food) I don't feel good. I can still feel some of them moving inside of me.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
John Fetterman always has this facial expression like he’s dissatisfied with the flavor of a live bird he just ate
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’d say who cares, Panera is straight up trash anymore, but I realize local people are losing their jobs.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Got to see Union-Pacific’s Big Boy zoom by this morning. Photos I got do not do it justice because we were 25 feet away. It’s huge. Very happy I was able to see it without the crowds.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is why I won’t read your Substack, people.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The narcissist had to be dragged off stage and handled like an orange soufflé while Spain was celebrating.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This whole 🧵 speaks to something I’ve feared for a while, but the invention of an invisible drone should scare the shit out of everybody.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
David Cubett as Lee Scanlon, Patricia Arquette as Allison DuBois, and Miguel Sandoval as Manuel Devalos in the 2005-2012 hit show MEDIUM.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Vamos a España! ⚽️
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/07/2026
WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just wish they could have embraced this win the way America would have, with a quiet dignity
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Todd Jackson @tdjacks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I saw this cloud from my house on Friday and it was such a distinctive blue color that I raced over to the river to get a good shot of it
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know it’s not Balogun‘s fault, and I disagreed with the red card in the first place, but this is bullshit. He got a red card and the head of the host country shouldn’t be able to change that.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The positive of Balogun is it's the first time a Republican has intervened to reduce a black man's sentence.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I love Crimson Tide for many reasons, one being that no matter how often I watch the tension feels fresh. The air practically sizzles when Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington are on screen together. Denzel is awesome, of course, but the subtle shift in Hackman’s facial expressions, wow. #filmsky 📽️
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#sunset Sunset beyond the trees
Picture of tree line across the field with sunset colors behind it. Blue sky, slate-blue and salmon/coral colored wispy clouds brightened by the rays of the setting sun.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I just had a Poké bowl for $14. Does that make me elite?
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m not a Roman Catholic anymore, but it breaks my heart that people so smug, soulless, and possessing not one ounce of empathy between them decided Catholicism was the church for them.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can tell my data was stolen from some company with a data breach because at least once a day for the last month or so I get a text with a loan offer. :(
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
No idea what road this is, but I was on Bluff Road in Illinois near Modoc and accidentally veered off. In the distance where the bluffs are, I met back up with Bluff Road. Lucky in that had I stayed on Bluff Road, I would not have gotten these shots. Part of the #GreatRiverRoad #southernIllinois
Photo taken from side of the road facing Northwest with farmland and fluffy clouds in the distancePhoto taken from side of the road facing Northeast with farmland and fluffy clouds in the distancePhoto taken from side of the road facing East with farmland and fluffy clouds in the distance
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stop, collaborator, and listen!
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watched NORMAL starring Bob Odenkirk as the interim sheriff of a small town in Minnesota. A fun movie with sly humor, the requisite gore, and heavy weapons. Odenkirk plays the affable but capable sheriff well. Who had Odenkirk as the next reluctant action movie hero on their bingo card? #filmsky 📽️
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sunset tonight
Photo of sunset above tree line. Cloudy with colors of light and dark blue, pink, coral, other colors. Photo of sunset above tree line. Cloudy with colors of light and dark blue, pink, coral, other colors. Photo of sunset above tree line. Cloudy with colors of light and dark blue, pink, coral, other colors.
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CelluloidSalad (she/her) @celluloidsalad.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A tiny insect visitor kept me company while I was sitting in a parking lot The woman who parked too close to me scared him off. I can’t find him on the Internet. Anyone know what he might be? #insectidentification
photo of tiny yellow translucent insect on car window frame. Big black eyes with two dark yellow stripes running down the front of head.Enlarged photo of tiny yellow translucent insect on car window frame. Big black eyes with two dark yellow stripes running down the front of head.
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