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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ

@celestephase.bsky.social
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Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*my expression at even the mildest inconvenience* BIRTHDAY GIRL! Happy bday, Ms. Penelope!
Parti colored shih tzu giving the side eye and showing teef
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*O face* for this new manicure; it must be fall
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
frogs and cranberries, it must be fall
A cherubic mossy green little frog photographed from overhead, looking up at the camera, surrounded by dried brown grass.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Currently on a spiritual and colonoscopic cleanse, and she thanks you for noticing
A black, white, and brown shih tzu girl lying on a wood floor facing the camera.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Penny's like what happens when someone with a very rudimentary understanding of anatomy collects body parts from various muppets, and sews them together, but kind of in the wrong direction.
A parti colored black and brown shih tzu with white spotty legs  stands proudly on a rug
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
White Castle breakfast slider with sausage is $2.49.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We survived Patricia's Sunset Cocktails! Happy 4th
A lady with long reddish blonde hair in shorts and a red and white tee shirt sits on the grass holding a black and white shih tzu wearing a cerulean bandanna. It is a million degrees outside and July 4.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Miss Penelope Doodlebug is sawing logs.
A shih tzu dog  wearing a cerulean harness, white with brown spots and a black face and ears with brown spots, sleeps on her back and snores.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Having a sleepover Widow's Bay watch party with this magnificent creature.
Image shows a tube shaped parti colored Shih Tzu of extraordinary tininess wearing a cerulean harness, tongue out, eyes going in opposite directions, splayed out on a bench inside a brewery.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This little fellow stayed next to me the entire time I was bedridden, for months, and I am 100% certain that forcing myself to stick around for him is the entirety of the reason I am alive today. Rest easy, my baby boy. You were loved every single second by so many people. End of watch: 6-5-2026
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If they'd come in and said "that'll be a million dollars" I'd have still taken this dog home.
A little white and black dog takes a chance and climbs into the lap of a stranger visiting him at the animal shelter.A little white and black dog takes a chance and climbs into the lap of a stranger visiting him at the animal shelter.A little white and black dog takes a chance and climbs into the lap of a stranger visiting him at the animal shelter.A little white and black dog takes a chance and climbs into the lap of a stranger visiting him at the animal shelter.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fresh clean doggie!
A fluffy white and black Shih Tzu mix boy.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This really isn't better
Google lens' attempt to read the frames article in the historical society Widow's Bay.  Stories from hell, indeed: 

CANNIBALISM IN GOD'S HOUSE

STORM FROM HELL

THE DEADLY STORM OF 1786

of ITAL,It has been recorded by S & Horn marge Chat destroy of the Twi of Widow's Tay and killed many of the people who beat on the islan

The stim cane withen warning an Sghtning poncoded the band. As the mast foodat the toespeuple rat for higher gros, salware watsaly red bride the Holy Trinity Church and in four days than they turned to

MOST OF WIDOW'S RAY WAS LOST

f the 30 aithneide the O Claunch, or'y sign the "We became hesitas if the Devil in petrate exchanges"

HAPPENINGS

D e to recent Intaние ногтя, выбиre being repaired throughond the township. Trees hure been felled and areas of the made have been washed ost. Canton should be taken when traveling around the islant.

A mysterious new has befalingboy after a weim in the ocean the past whorl He claims to have been soradethed by an old woma sol now bedridden and Turing ballonsations." Doctors do not have a prognosis at the time of this reporting

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ongmpletes the surre N whdition tunning bre on s funde Father Allming out to be ongregation antea large to regu donatiome to finish the stratis Thissttine will be a benefit to our entire rahimys Fathar Alles shent the wrationa

Recent Strange Occurrences Reported
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I wanted to try to read this article and it looks like we aren't intended to be able to do so. However, do you notice the message spelled out by the drop caps? Getting ready for #WidowsBay tonight 🚨
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Oh, the humanity; it's bath time!
A wet white and black shih tzu gazes to the heavens and calls upon Cerberus to strike down all who would dare to wash his stinky little body. White and black shih tzu looks all fluffy and white and quite pleased with himself.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My new Roman Empire
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If he doesn't get his medal, we riot at dawn
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
He is me
Business insider headline "someone watched episode 4 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 100 times" according to HBO. 
HBO Max says: "HBO is concerned about some of its users" 
Image shows obi wan Kenobi in a scene from A New Hope with the dialogue "well of course I know him. He's me."
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"but you don't look sick!"
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I don't know but I like to imagine it was a wild gerbil.
A chart showing common animal tracks.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm having to really stand up and advocate for myself medically this past year, and I could use some validation, I'm running out of steam. Or, if you have advice on how to protect yourself as part of a cog in the machine that is the U.S. healthcare system, I'll take that too.
mfw the nurse gatekeeps the oncologist in a way that prevents my concerns from being addressed (or, a picture of a shih tzu with a wild expression on his face).
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Roses are red Stuff goes in bum
Man, 24, goes to hospital with 'WW1 bomb stuck in rectum'

By Sarah Hooper

Published February 1, 2026 2:57pm
Image shows an outside view of the ER at Rangueil Hospital.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just thinking about how we're already on button 26/365 🥺
A pale woman and a white dog with black ears, both wearing turtleneck sweaters and smiling.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hell yeah. Still working on it.
Screenshot of playlist 
new year, new workout

Dejah Thoris +1 other

1h 16min


ENERGY
Disclosure

Sympathy

Vampire Weekend

Saw Lightning

Beck

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!

RAYE

Noise

Don't Give Up

Noisettes

Bitch I'm Nice

Doechii

Cuntology 101

Lambrini Girls

Rihanna
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Case closed.
White and black Shih Tzu face
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
For whom it may concern, here is a summer sausage.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Popular! You're gonna be pop-uuu-lar *sproing sproing sproing*
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Goodbye, my Precious! Dog willing, I will see you next year!
A glass bird ornament in shades of blue and green with a bright feathered top knot, hanging on a holiday tree.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Watched the finale at the theater and it was the perfect ending for a show that really saw me through some hard times, thank you, ST.
Stranger Things season 1 - 5 compared to a beautiful drawing of a horse.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The can of Washington State University cheese has achieved its final form
Serious Eats sodium citrate baked macaroni and cheese, which contains what was formerly a can of Washington State University Cougar Gold cheese and a good bit of gruyere.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The real Christmas miracle was this can of cheese that I received.
A can of Cougar Gold sharp white cheddar from the University of Washington.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Stranger Things
A ginger cat and a black and white dog share a loveseat.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Breaking news
A ginger cat and a white and black Shih Tzu dog share a loveseat against a backdrop of holiday decor.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
What in the boomer hell is happening
Marked safe from:
Chat GPT putting me in a sparkly jumpsuit with a jumbo candy cane today
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
How could anyone resist this guy 😍
Teeny tiny orange toadlet found in Brazil

A unique mating call led biologists to this newly discovered pint-sized amphibian.

LAURA BAISAS

/ PUBLISHED DEC 13, 2025 10:17 AM EST

'BRACHYCEPHALUS LULAI' IS A TINY PUMPKIN TOADLET MEASURING LESS THAN 14 MILLIMETERS IN LENGTH. IT IS SITTING ON A PENCIL TIP FOR SCALE.

PHOTO BY LUIZ FERNANDO RIBEIRO.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
She's beautiful and so tasteful
A lighted Kowloon City 2049 book nook
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I could really use some cheer, and I'm sure other people feel the same way. Please share your pet with us!
Call me an elf, one more time 

A silver and white poodle mix wearing a red Christmas scarf against a backdrop of presents and a wintery scene.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Uncle Clark, are you Santy Claus?
A white and black shih tzu wearing a hoodie is warming his bum in front of a cozy fire. The mantel is decorated with stockings and a lighted garland.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Holiday nails just in time for the ugly 90s Die Hard watch party
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Jesus fought a turkey so you could give that bird a dry rub, never forget the reason behind the season
A giant thanksgiving turkey shown crucified on a cross against a beautiful sunset.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My favorite part of Stranger Things season 4 was when this asshole took a roller skate to the face.
Blonde white teenager named Angela from Stranger Things season 4
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
November is Lung Cancer Awareness month. I am so sad to report that advocate and stage 4 lung cancer patient Ashley Vassallo passed away last week at the age of 37 after being diagnosed in 2022 (after 366 days of being misdiagnosed).
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Who's been a good boy all year? This guy!!!
A white and black shih tzu wearing both a hoodie and a turkey bow tie has a Christmas visit with this lovely Santa Claus wearing a fur trimmed red suit and cap.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
12 years! Happy birthday wishes and some brick oven pizza crust for Sully
White and black shih tzu boy with a blue bow tie and a blue party hat with the number 12 in gold sitting on a chair in a festive courtyard.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
it's very fitting that they have their own food 👑
White and black Shih Tzu wearing a tie sits at the table for dinner like a little man.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
A sign reading "Coventry Canal" on which the C-O-V-E-N and the second C are faded in such a way that the sign reads "try anal".
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Quote post the movie you're watching to finish off Halloween the right way 🎃
Poster for the movie Trick 'r Treat shows a creepy 
little trick or treater dressed in burlap and button eyes.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Anything for Jackson was the perfect follow-up. Those Canadians really know how to make a sinister movie. 10/10 and thanks for the recommendation, Ian!
Poster for the horror film "Anything for Jackson". Image shows a pregnant woman's silhouette flanked by a man and a woman shown in red. Inside the silhouette is a child standing on a staircase.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The Autopsy of Jane Doe is such a clever, creepy mindfuck, and it's even weirder now that I can't see Brian Cox as anyone but Logan Roy.
Movie poster for The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Image is of a dark haired woman's head with white eyes.
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ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ @celestephase.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Today is Dia de los Muertos for pets. Happy memories of my very best girl Gabby, all my love and gratitude!
A picture of my late dog Gabby, a white and silver miniature poodle terrier mix, along with her ashes, her paw print, a sparkly green skull, a blue flower, and a pale teal candle that is lit, all arranged together in a shrine.
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