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Crane

@celandine-crane.bsky.social
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A warrior-eunuch of the digital era.

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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Personally, I think if I hadn't sexually abused someone and the person I definitely hadn't abused mostly wanted it to never be spoken of again, what I would absolutely do is constantly and repeatedly bring up the fact that I'd been falsely accused of sexually abusing someone.
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Kimbnuy @kimbnuy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Remember gang, mental health is a thing that gives you the right to do anything you want and it's not your fault, perhaps even the many people you've wronged are to blame if you really dig down and think about things compassionately.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So uh, how about that Reform councillor who called for King Charles to be killed? Nice juicy treason charge anyone?
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My girlfriend says I sleep like an engine: I'm always turning over and making a horrible noise.
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man, console wars era videogame ads were WILD, like what is this????
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the monster mutt 🧟🐾 @butchinheat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Did you know if your Domme conditions you to bark loud as fuck when you cum, you can just gag yourself to muffle the noise? In fact i found, like, so many artisinal cloth gags on the floor of Her bedroom. She calls them "panties" and sure they smell like cock, but they work really well, trust me.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/04/2026
ME: i’m so sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds very painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be *my* egg :(
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Locktober.png
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Description of how the EU Kids Act applies to video games, what it will do, and what it might do
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Pandora Hex @pandorahex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Butch Chastity and the Sundress Kitten
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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Kimbnuy @kimbnuy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Living my best life by not knowing who about 85% of celebrities are
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do like that from the title we can discern that precisely two of our actresses have had orchis.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I was an arrogant teenager, I used to think that a lot of people were basically mindless idiots. Then I grew up and realised that everyone has their own perspective and their own interiority. Then AI came along and now I have to wonder if some people really are as empty as I thought back then.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine looking at the media landscape—music, books, movies—and concluding that it would be better if it were all simply infinite reflections of yourself, if you never had to be exposed to another personality, another experience, another life. Just you, you, you. Sounds fucking horrifying.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I try to keep the NSFW stuff to a minimum on bSky 'cause I know some of y'all don't want too much of that in your feeds, but I had to share the two best nudes I've ever taken.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been studying the least effectual of all the 97 Shaolin schools, Unsuccessfu.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stress ball is what I called the one with the tumour.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just a regularly scheduled reminder that my girlfriend is the cutest woman in the whole world an' I love her. :)))
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They're only flares if they're from the Flarès region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling chaff.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
stop telling me about how you top and bottom for your vampire boyfriend, we get it, youre a dead man's switch
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Hex @hexwordbender.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s instant loss time again! 1/2
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Zinnabelle @magic.swordsz.in · 23/07/2026
if you'd told me at 30 that i was going to look hotter and feel younger at 40 i wouldve assumed that the 2020s were going to have some huge advances in immortality superscience but it turns out the priestesses chugging horse piss had everything figured out
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*laughs nervously*
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So now we know exactly how come it got scrubbed so thoroughly from archive.org and people's google drives. www.erininthemorning.com/p/amnesty-uk...
erininthemorning.com
Amnesty UK Reportedly Using Copyright Law To Erase Its Own Report On Anti-Trans Groups And Target Activists
After JK Rowling threatened to sue the human rights organization, it capitulated—and then reportedly issued takedown requests.
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Ellis MacVey is Dumb and Gay ⚢🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @ellismacvey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkiversary to all my uncaged transfeminine succubi 🩵❤️🤍
A screenshot by Twitter user @Cynnabun_ featuring a DM from the human pet guy in which he says "We are nearing the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's murder. When a normal young man (Tyler Robinson) was seduced by an uncaged transfeminine succubus, and filled with murderous rage against the innocent orator (Charlie Kirk).

Do not tell me that you are not dangerous. Do not lie."
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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ripley is spooky 👻 @ripleyisgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
need all the hot alt tattooed women who work in the eiffel tower in john wick 4 to run a train on me
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you'd told me when I was 30 that before I hit 40 I'd be in a place where I'd volunteer to be tied up on stage in front of a club full of people and then get led around on a leash for several hours before getting fucked by seven lesbians, I would not have believed you. Estrogen is magic :)
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I learned how to be an adult from adult videos. :)
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I got that awawawawa like I'm trying to strafe jiggle forward-left.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kate: "I think I'm banning jokes about the destruction of Carthage until the afternoon."
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Pass me my pillow." "No! You're going to hit me with it!" "... you don't know that." "Aha! I'm wise to your tricks, witch!"
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I fucking love my mutual son here. That was supposed to be "mutuals on here" but the typo amused me too much to get rid of it. Anyway, my mutual son is very funny and I love them.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How to cop the new kind of prison world? 👀
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
missing a few, but otherwise... solid!
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Queer is an umbrella and if I catch you telling people they aren't allowed underneath it I will hit you with the fucking umbrella.
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MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's especially cruel when you're in the club of not really liking or disliking said game. By the time GTA comes out I'll want to stab my eyes out and have a deep loathing irrational hatred for it. Then I'll play it eventually and be thoroughly whelmed and wonder what all the fuss was about.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know the last Saint’s Row game wasn’t very good but it was nice that I didn’t have to hear about Saint’s Row coming out for 30 consecutive months
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Welsh Underground Network @welshundergroundnetwork.cymru · 27/08/2026
Transphobic attacks on the Welsh Gender Service, supported by supposedly reputable media outlets like Nation Cymru, have now bourne fruit: Our sources in the trans community tell us that the Cardiff GIC has begun cancelling scheduled surgeries for trans patients.
Over the past few weeks an attack has been launched on the Welsh Gender Service, spearheaded by right wing politicians but supported by supposedly reputable media outlets like Nation Cymru.

Now our sources in the trans community tell us that the Cardiff GIC has begun cancelling scheduled surgeries for trans patients.

As far as we know no news outlet has picked up this story yet so we feel a duty to inform our followers.We welcome the organic response already forming in the trans community, but its clear that the current methods of marches, lobbying and so on are no longer sufficient.

Trans people and our cis allies need to organise to directly take on the transphobic apparatus denying us healthcare, and keep working to build strong DIY networks in the meantime.

If there's a trans person in your community struggling today, lend them your strength. Remember, the only antidote to despair is action.
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Well, they aren't *melons* but..."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
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Max @jaegerpilotmax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can I say something? I actually hate when people make joke characters in a dnd campaign and everyone just has to deal with them sidetracking the narrative and sandbagging character moments
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Crane @celandine-crane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"It was far too big to be called a penis. Massive, thick, heavy and far too rough, indeed it was like a heap of raw cock." - Kentaro Miura, "Berserk"
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ripley is spooky 👻 @ripleyisgood.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
bdsm puppygirl, shibari inu
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans
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Big Bad Butch WIFE, Baro Dyke Of Tipperary @bigbadbutchgf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The main problem that brutalism attempts to solve is the modernist disdain for handy ledges, ornaments or protrusions that stealth game protagonists can use to navigate the space
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