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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 1h
Huh www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
politico.com
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 17h
[NFL] AIR MarShawn Lloyd! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Usually I eat a handful of apples a month and then one weekend day in the fall I eat a half dozen in a few hours
A kid in an apple orchard
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Food $700 Data $150 Rent $1200 Dow 51,163 Utility $250 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Re: "Dow jumps 200 points after weak jobs data sends yields tumbling", maybe if a number goes up because people are suffering, then it isn't good? www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/s...
cnbc.com
Dow jumps 200 points after weak jobs data sends yields tumbling: Live updates
The Dow was headed for a losing week.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes the only one who can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun www.fox2detroit.com/news/parents...
fox2detroit.com
Parents arraigned for 3-year-old bringing loaded gun to Canton daycare
Investigators say the defendants' son found and removed a holstered handgun from his backpack while in his classroom at Children's World Early Learning Center on Sheldon Road.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are we trying to fill every car dashboard with wall to wall screens before heated massaging seats are a standard feature on every vehicle
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could a punishment for rape be like pouring mild acid on their dicks? Surely if we can botch an execution then we can try botching pouring acid on dicks
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@greenday wake up
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A combination BBQ seasoning shop and brothel posing as a massage parlor called "Spicy Rubs"
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still practice Meatless Monday only I spell it "Meetless Monday" and it involves me just minding my own dear business all day long
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mesabi's primary raw iron ore input would be 200 miles overland from Nashwauk, MN to Iowa. Duluth on Superior would be a better transport option. It takes mere minutes of bare critical thinking to see that this is $15B of your tax dollars into a Trump crony's pocket www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/...
cnbc.com
Watch: Trump announces plan for $15 billion steel plant, would be largest in U.S. history
Trump's announcement with Mesabi Metallics comes as Americans' souring views of the economy are poised to shape the upcoming midterm election.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This morning my dopey 6yo asked that "the whole world should go mix up their butts." I'm glad folks are getting started. Please, go mix up your butts, for them.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of affirmative nodding while reading the left column. Lots of head scratching or frowns at the right column. Lots of shows in the right column are not better than TNG/DS9
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GOP spam texts are suddenly "...aLL aCroSs tHe pOLiTiCaL sPeCtRuM..." They be nervous
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Carlson recounted a meeting with Trump in which, he says, Trump dismissed his concerns about the Iran war by saying, "We'll all die anyway."" They're saying the postapocalyptic part out loud www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
npr.org
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't want to log into anything new. No new portals. No new dashboards. No new logins or usernames. Than kyou @ all of my school and scouts stuff
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He is probably manufacturing an October surprise in a midterms year right now behind closed doors. Something flashy to galvanize his base and swing more districts R
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The time betwixt the equinoxes shall henceforth be known as The Seasons of DayQuil
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can empathize with parents who accidentally leave their kids in cars on hot days more than I can with hunters who haven't clearly identified their target
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would like to meet him one day and ask him if it is exhausting to be a huge moron 24/7. An incredible idiot. An absolute vegetable
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D.J. WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 19/09/2026
The obvious thing for CNN and MSNBC to do is hire those courtroom sketch artists and commission them drawing Trump in the Oval Office wearing a diaper and/or jacking it to Chester Cheetah and being like “this is just what we heard happened, we can’t independently verify.”
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy fukken shit, the combined forces of the DHS and the FBI were able to find *checks notes* 1 (one) instance of voter fraud. Give these guys a few billion more dollars 💸 www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
jsonline.com
Feds charge Colombian woman with noncitizen voting in Hudson
A Colombian woman living in Hudson was charged with registering to vote by falsely claiming to be a U.S. citizen and casting a ballot in 2022.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'...did not take questions from reporters or respond to shouted inquiries. Spectators and online viewers noted that he seemed to stare straight ahead, his mouth partially agape.' Not sure if this is a reference to Mitch McConnell or me when I have a sick kid at home who coughs half the night??
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No one bothered to ask what kind of doctor he was. turns out Doctor Who is a chiropractor
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Me muttering to my first cup of coffee at 5:30am*: "Mate, tell me ya pronies"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman):

Me, drawing little x's and o's on a football field, indicating where I think players should hug and kiss
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heart of the Beast is the perfect movie for grown men who forgot they read Gary Paulsen's Hatchet in middle school and they also like big strong army dudes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_o...
en.wikipedia.org
Heart of the Beast - Wikipedia
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time today when I read "Trump commemorates the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks...", it feels like "Trump celebrates..." and I don't know why
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Neon Genesis Xu-vangelion 🤖 @hellotherexu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My typos are proof I do not use AI etc. pure human slop.
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 10/09/2026
Ready for extreme weather? A well-stocked emergency kit is key. Beyond the basics, pack a go-bag with essentials that you need. Be ready for whatever the season brings! 🎒⚡ #EmergencyKit #NationalPreparednessMonth
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shaking the mouse on my work laptop to find the pointer, I accidentally popped out a sidebar feature that I never asked for and for a second an article flickered onscreen saying 'AI will kill all humans' before disappearing. This is the S2E1 flashback of a postapoc series explaining How It Happened
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No one is willing to give up anything to make this happen; the oligarch's might not be able to open another store or buy a 3rd yacht and the government needs a useful tool to scare their constituents into voting for them.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you think about it, since they are speed running 1984 fascism, it makes sense to outsource thinking to an AI box to prevent people from having their own thoughts. Amazing brand synergy
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Before you wiggle yourself out of a jam, you must first wiggle yourself into a jam." -Abraham F. Washington, 1492, On The Origin of Species
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Very cool that my wife just happened to catch this in real time
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Letting console makers eliminate discs further incentivizes them to shit out unfinished products and patch them after release. I wouldn't tolerate a brick and mortar purchase or online order delivery when 90% complete and we should hold gaming to the same standard. kotaku.com/fans-flood-p...
kotaku.com
Fans Flood PlayStation State Of Play Chat With Calls For Destiny 3 And 'No Disc, No Buy' - Kotaku
Sony's marketing blitz brings out the hecklers
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You are hereby required, upon seeing a motorcycle, to then think of everything as motorcycles for several minutes
static.klipy.com
Tim Robinson Says Okay
Alt: Tim Robinson Says Okay
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who named it polycerate and not "Horny on main" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polycer...
en.wikipedia.org
Polycerate - Wikipedia
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every time a business or politician says something good about AI and/or data centers, replace those words with "autocompleting photocopier" and laugh all the way to climate catastrophe
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dan Flashes is antifa now
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let he among you cast the first the first stone etc etc www.wisn.com/article/man-...
wisn.com
Man charged with burglarizing Wauwatosa bar while wearing Packers robe
A Wauwatosa man is charged with breaking into a bar and stealing liquor while wearing a plush Green Bay Packers robe.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They have every intention of rigging this election and trying to steal it And these are the same people who spent a decade falsely claiming elections are rigged It's the biggest, longest con in U.S. political history, and the whole country is its victim
cnn.com
USPS whistleblower describes new plans for voting by mail hidden from the public | CNN Politics
The US Postal Service effort to develop a sweeping new system for verifying mail ballots has invited a host of IT concerns among agency officials, with some describing the process internally as a “sh*...
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SpacePrez @spaceprez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The polls are super bad for Trump so he's definitely going to try to cheat www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...
nytimes.com
Whistle-Blower Says USPS Is Secretly Proceeding on Trump’s Mail Voting Plan Before Midterms
A report detailed “grave concerns” that a new system being rushed into use by the U.S. Postal Service could imperil millions of mail ballots ahead of the midterm elections.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Episode 36,752 of "If Obama had ever..."
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