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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Scribbling in Google Keep until morale improves
A crude sketch of a blue building behind a streetlight where the sidewalk ends
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reminds me of @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
A post on the old bird app

im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420

god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

1:54 PM · Oct 28, 2015
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not a single road backed up. It looks like none of them are moving. Cat 3+ bearing down and not the faintest whiff of evacuations from Panama City, Pensacola, Mobile, Biloxi, Gulfport, or New Orleans. I have to assume deaths will be in the hundreds if not thousands
Google maps traffic view of the gulf coast where hurricane isaias is approaching. All major roads and obvious evacuation routes show green, with good traffic speeds and no evidence of congestion anywhere near where the major hurricane will make landfall
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A closeted conservative man in a rural county holds 5 different genders hostage while he wrestles with his sexual and gender identity. All of the genders are flirting with him. A bisexual-taunting duo has been dispatched to negotiate. Situation is fluid.
Picture of Brendan Frasier and Rachel Wrisz from The Mummy

How ‘The Mummy’ Became a Cornerstone of Bisexual Cinema
Caroline Darya Framke
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May 9, 2024

I don’t remember where I was when I first watched The Mummy (1999), a movie seemingly made for every teen obsessed with hieroglyphics and checking the sidewalks for stray asps. I might’ve gone to see it at the theater, peering through my hands at the deaths by carnivorous scarab beetles. I might’ve encountered it at a sleepover, doing my best to stay in my sleeping bag as the adrenaline surged. I might’ve just been channel-surfing to find Nick at Nite, only to stumble upon some of the best hair I’d ever seen on film flouncing in the locust-laden wind. Whenever it was, I’m pretty sure I don’t remember the details because I was too busy picking my jaw off the floor at the sight of such hot people searching for treasure in an even hotter desert, too busy pretending like my tiny world wasn’t collapsing in on itself at the speed of a flirty camel race. I might not have known exactly what it was I was feeling, but I at least knew that there was my life before The Mummy, and there was my life after The Mummy, and the latter was a whole lot more compelling in ways I couldn’t quite express.

Early on in the film, when curious librarian Evelyn (Rachel Weisz) meets wayward explorer Rick (Brendan Fraser), they immediately share an unmistakable truth: If they don’t mash faces with the other one as soon as possible, they just might die of thirst. She, faced with a wild-eyed man with a mysterious past, instinctively holds her breath when they make eye contact; he, certain he’s about to die, sees one last opportunity to make out with a heartstoppingly beautiful woman. Rick’s a classic Indiana Jones adventure hero type with the snarky grin to match; Evie, a stubborn academic with a simmering love of the exact kind of danger he represents. Both become supercharged with a desperate lust that surprises them equally, a tension that neve
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus Christ I forgot about this fuck
In May 2015, Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals to evade bank reporting requirements and making false statements to federal investigators. Federal prosecutors said that the funds withdrawn by Hastert were used as hush money to conceal his past sexual misconduct.[5][4] In October 2015, Hastert entered into a plea agreement with prosecutors. Under the agreement, Hastert pleaded guilty to the structuring charge (a felony); the charge of making false statements was dropped.[6]

In court submissions filed in April 2016, federal prosecutors alleged that Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age during his time as a high school wrestling coach.[3] At a sentencing hearing, Hastert admitted that he had sexually abused boys whom he had coached.[7] Referring to Hastert as a "serial child molester", a federal judge imposed a sentence of 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine.[4][8] Hastert was imprisoned in 2016 and was released 13 months later.[9] He became the highest-ranking elected official in U.S. history to serve a prison sentence.[4][note 1]
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Usually I eat a handful of apples a month and then one weekend day in the fall I eat a half dozen in a few hours
A kid in an apple orchard
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Masaka ass jug
Star Trek the next generation
Brent Spiner as Data as Masaka

Masaka
Species:
God
From:
D'Arsay mythology
Occupation:
Sun god, Queen
Portrayed by:
Data
Played by:
Brent Spiner

The symbol of Masaka
Masaka was the mythological sun goddess of the extinct D'Arsay civilization.

Masaka existed in counterpart with Korgano, the D'Arsay moon god. The exchange of night and day was referred to as "the hunt." Masaka was considered one of the most fearsome of the gods in the D'Arsay culture. Ihat said that according to one of the D'Arsay legends, Masaka had "chopped" her father up and "used his bones to make the world." This would suggest that in D'Arsay mythology Masaka was also the creator of the universe. According to D'Arsay mythology, Masaka was a powerful queen, and she would only pay attention to Korgano and simply ignored others. This was proven when Jean-Luc Picard tried to speak with her and she responded with "I do not hear you!" A conversation with Picard in the guise of Korgano showed that Masaka enjoyed the hunt and claimed she was eager to be the hunter once more.

In 2370, the USS Enterprise-D encountered the D'Arsay archive which downloaded information into the Enterprise-D's computer and began reconfiguring the ship, replicating a D'Arsay city. It also affected Lieutenant Commander Data, who began taking on personalities from D'Arsay mythology, including Masaka. The changes threatened to completely take over the ship until Captain Picard successfully impersonated Korgano and ended the legend, shutting down the archive. (TNG: "Masks")
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cleaning up after a Lego themed birthday party, this graham cracker turned out to be a liquid
A graham cracker shape on a green Lego tablecloth. Not dusty and light. Heavy and sopping wet
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Google keep finger recognition on new phone really not cooperating with the fine details this morning. But I think vaguely recognizable as a distant relative of Bender
An old corny robot with arms up in the sun at the beach
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TV show title card in the style of it's always sunny in Philadelphia that says "the gang does not surpass Big Boss"
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A message to anyone who buys this non-ironically
A green monochromatic image riffing off an early 1990s version of Oregon Trail featuring a ox pulling a wagon with a dead body nearby that explains, "You have died of cringe"
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"jizz me on smackdog" has come to elementary education. Please be patient with your friends with school age kids who have 5 new logins this week youtu.be/U8gvjchCGWc
cancela lansbury
@gossipbabies

Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval
2:30 PM · Jan 28, 2022
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know I am influenced by the movies more than the book here, but if Bombur is gonna be a 5/3, he should also have Trample
Magic the gathering mtg card dwarf Bombur Gentle Dreamer from the Hobbit set
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just navigating one of those days where the forecast oscillates between isolated sprinkles and biblical floods and just eyeballing the radar making my best guess
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reminds me of
Tweet from paul coxon February 2019 Hello my name is Paul, I have a PhD in physics and thanks to a random brain freeze forgot the word for photon so had to call it a "shiny crumb" in front of my colleagues
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
THIRTY FIVE INCH GREEN ONIONS (from farmers market ofc)
A measuring tape next to very long green onions, as well as some cauliflower and bougie artisinal cheese
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ugh, again
Wet Lego bricks in a kitchen
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It looks like River Hills is trying to leave Milwaukee County because of sOcIaLiSm
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The breathtaking view from my house. I ain't puttin' on my outside crocs for this
A preview of a partial solar eclipse at maximum with a teeny tiny sliver of a nibble taken out of the upper left corner. Miss me with that weak ass eclipse shit
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you are in Europe today, you already know you have a good show coming. Spain, Iceland, Greenland have a great time. If you are in the US, if you are in New England, maybe blow the dust off your eclipse glasses. If you are near this green line or southwest of it, don't bother.
Map of the US with a curved green line from Dakotas to carolinas
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Get Out Frog, also known as the "Something Awful Frog" or "Frogout," is an exploitable image of a stuffed frog's face that is often featured in animated GIFs and photoshopped images, particularly within the Something Awful forum community. As its name suggests, images of the frog may be used to single out an individual in a group discussion or to show him or her the door.

Origin
The Get Out Frog first gained prominence through its appearance in a photoshoot (NSFW) starring the adult film star Next Door Nikki (shown below), which was uploaded by YouTube kurat on November 1st, 2005. Within the next eight years, the video received over 659,000 views and 460 comments.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They are catching gay fish now, because of woke
A fishing boat docked in Ketchikan, Alaska with an American flag featuring rainbow stripes
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I knew mtg hobbit wouldn't let that other jank ass Smaug ride
Mtg magic hobbit card: Smaug the Impenetrable 5BR Legendary Creature Dragon 8/7 Flying, indestructible, haste. Whenever Smaug is dealt noncombat damage, create that many Treasure Tokens
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Two American Political Parties
A divided garbage can in a cruise ship stateroom with partitions labeled "Paper Only" and "General Waste"
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Recognized 'the TV station' from the Space Needle rather than street level #TLOU2
Picture of real world TV station komo in Seattle from above from the Space Needle, showing helipad and hella satellite dishesPic of 'the TV station' in The Last of Us 2, featuring the helipad, a satellite dish, and a tv antenna
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Real ones know #TLOU2
Real street map of SeattleMap of the same section of Seattle from the video game The Last Of Us 2
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They got them aeroplanes in Wausau now
Flight board of departures including Wausau Wisconsin
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Iran, sweetie, I don't know if the cargo can get to me, you know, with Hormuz and all. But thank you for trying
Screenshot of an android notification that my Walmart shopper "Iran" has begun my order
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Dad, this is a hobbit-cycle and I added a turbo tailpipe with the Arkenstone and the whole cycle goes invisible because The Ring is the headlight"
Lego bilbo baggins from lord of the rings with The One Ring on the front and the Arkenstone on the back. Bilbo is holding his elvish goblin sword Sting and there is a katana on the back I guess?
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My skeet about lutefisk followed by a skeet from @anonopin : All flaky white fish - cod, hake, rock, etc - tastes exactly the same and people just pretend to have a preference.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why does this innocent cartoon in this pizza place feel like an unstable AI with nefarious code buried deep in its kernel
A smiley happy pizza guy who will eventually terminate all human life
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
Star trek the next generation title card with satire episode name "the one where data and Tasha yar fuck"
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Local water tables are not always flat like local sea level. The water can rise with the hill. courses.ems.psu.edu/earth103/boo...
Side cutaway of a forest near a body of water showing the water table climbing with the hill
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The 4x3 for June 17th was *nearly* all things featured in 90s X-Men arcade games
Four categories. Three words each. One word is in all four.
I got a text from a friend this week calling the episode of “Humans” with Helen Hunt “Truly some of your best work” so… maybe you want to check that out.
June 17, 2026

Submit
Mistakes: 
X-Men
ROGUE · STORM · GAMBIT
Attack en Masse
CHARGE · STORM · RUSH
A Group Outburst
FLURRY · STORM · BARRAGE
Things That Can Have Eyes
NEEDLE · STORM · POTATO
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Also, how is a 43 cent common a chase card??
A very serious image of $0.43 Mind Stone and not bordeless The Mind Stone from Marvel for $1699
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Oops sorry, technically 4th but same record and omw% as 3rd. Must be another underlying tiebreaker like handshakefulness
Nbc 30 rock Peacock jack Donaghy honor integrity handshakefulnessMtg tourney standings 4th place charlie whiskey 6 points 2-1-0 omw% 66.7%
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Patting myself on the back placing 3rd in a MTG Marvel prerelease tournament after not touching paper magic in a year. I got 1 turn away from activating Thanos but got trampled by Some Hulk before I could fire it off. MVPs last night were all sorts of equipmentses
Magic the gathering Marvel cards dual lands gainlands, equipments, removal spells, wakandan drone flock, Wilson Fisk kingpin of crime, Thanos the mad titan
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Honestly I reached my limit a long time ago and I am just trying to hold it together at this point
Instagram message: "You've reached your daily limit
You've been on Instagram for 1 hour today. Now's a good time to close the app."
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I happen to be using an imitation novelty copy of the Gettysburg Address as a bookmark in an illustrated edition (Jemima Catlin) of The Hobbit that we are reading in the evenings and if the fascists had their way these would probably both be burned in a reckless pyre
The Hobbit is a children's fantasy novel by English author J.R.R. Tolkien, published in 1937 and recognized as a classic in children's literature, one of the best-selling books of all time, with over 100 million copies sold.

The Gettysburg Address is a dedication speech delivered by Abraham Lincoln, the 16th U.S. president, following the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War. The speech has come to be viewed as one of the most famous, enduring, and historically significant speeches in American history.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

— Abraham Lincoln
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I was in the middle of writing a joke about tech bros asking for an AI summary of the Pope's essay on AI when I accidentally became the butt of my own joke when I skimmed the first lines of my search result
Screenshot of Google results for "pope ai" including  an AI summary about the pope's recent Magnifica Humanitas encyclical
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why did he move to this house. How could you not see this coming
Screenshot Google maps of Mozart Death House which is famous for being where Mozart died

Rauhensteingasse 8, 1010 Wien
In 1790/91, Mozart and his family lived in a spacious four-room flat in the house at Rauhensteingasse 8 in the first district, which stood here until 1847 - nowadays the Steffl Department Store. An impressive Mozart bust can be marveled at on the seventh floor.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Baseball
Los Angeles Dodgers at Milwaukee Brewers in American Family Field
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
MLB app works
Search results in MLB Ballpark App for covfefe at American family field. Miller Park coffee
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star trek the next generation title card "the one where data and Tasha yar fuck"
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Tree_bro predicted the AI-hallucinated Dead Internet 15 years ago
Tweet from Jackson @tree_bro June 11, 2011: "*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh...Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp."
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I did not see Lord of Atlantis being reprinted in Magic Marvel but makes sense
Magic the gathering card lord of Atlantis with marvel comic book art
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nice (/niːs/ NEESS; French pronunciation: [nis] ) is a city located in the prefecture of the Alpes-Maritimes department in France. The Nice agglomeration extends beyond the administrative city limits, with a population of nearly one million over an area of approximately 744 km2 (287 sq mi) or about the size of Singapore. Located on the French Riviera, the southeastern coast of France on the Mediterranean Sea, at the foot of the French Alps, Nice is the second-largest French city on the Mediterranean coast and second-largest city in the Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur region after Marseille. It is approximately 13 kilometres (8 mi) from the principality of Monaco and 30 kilometres (19 mi) from the French–Italian border. Nice's airport serves as a gateway to the region.

The city is nicknamed Nice la Belle (Nissa La Bella in Niçard), meaning 'Nice the Beautiful', which is also the title of the unofficial anthem of Nice, written by Menica Rondelly. The Nice agglomeration contains Terra Amata, an archaeological site which displays evidence of early use of fire 380,000 years ago. Around 350 BC, Greeks of Marseille founded a permanent settlement and called it Nikaia, after Nike, the goddess of victory. The town has changed hands many times. Its strategic location and port significantly contributed to its maritime strength. From 1388, it was a dominion of Savoy, then became part of the French First Republic between 1792 and 1815, when it was returned to the Kingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia, the legal predecessor of the Kingdom of Italy, until its annexation by France in 1860.

In 1900, the Tramway de Nice electrified its horse-drawn streetcars and spread its network to the entire département from Menton to Cagnes-sur-Mer. By the 1930s more bus connections were added in the area.[citation needed] In the 1930s, Nice hosted international car racing in the Formula Libre (predecessor to Formula One) on the so-called Circuit Nice.
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