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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 2h
Hideo Kojima made molecular chirality a major plot point of Death Stranding and just a few years later it is the topic of the Nobel Prize for Chemistry @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp www.reuters.com/world/kagan-...
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Nobel chemistry prize goes to pair who solved mystery of 'mirror image' molecules
Scientists Henri Kagan and Kenso Soai won the 2026 Nobel Prize ​in Chemistry on Wednesday for solving a long-standing riddle of asymmetric "mirror image" molecules, a discovery hugely important for ph...
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 3h
Why do work acronyms keep happening
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A modern spinoff of Aladdin where instead of a strong powerful genie trapped in a lamp, it's Kevin Hart stuck in a vape
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe we would if we didn't think you'd be a fuckin creep about it
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
massive pedophile dennis hastert has been killed by the ravages of time, his body pummeled to a pulp by existing for too long. he is survived by perverts
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A closeted conservative man in a rural county holds 5 different genders hostage while he wrestles with his sexual and gender identity. All of the genders are flirting with him. A bisexual-taunting duo has been dispatched to negotiate. Situation is fluid.
Picture of Brendan Frasier and Rachel Wrisz from The Mummy

How ‘The Mummy’ Became a Cornerstone of Bisexual Cinema
Caroline Darya Framke
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May 9, 2024

I don’t remember where I was when I first watched The Mummy (1999), a movie seemingly made for every teen obsessed with hieroglyphics and checking the sidewalks for stray asps. I might’ve gone to see it at the theater, peering through my hands at the deaths by carnivorous scarab beetles. I might’ve encountered it at a sleepover, doing my best to stay in my sleeping bag as the adrenaline surged. I might’ve just been channel-surfing to find Nick at Nite, only to stumble upon some of the best hair I’d ever seen on film flouncing in the locust-laden wind. Whenever it was, I’m pretty sure I don’t remember the details because I was too busy picking my jaw off the floor at the sight of such hot people searching for treasure in an even hotter desert, too busy pretending like my tiny world wasn’t collapsing in on itself at the speed of a flirty camel race. I might not have known exactly what it was I was feeling, but I at least knew that there was my life before The Mummy, and there was my life after The Mummy, and the latter was a whole lot more compelling in ways I couldn’t quite express.

Early on in the film, when curious librarian Evelyn (Rachel Weisz) meets wayward explorer Rick (Brendan Fraser), they immediately share an unmistakable truth: If they don’t mash faces with the other one as soon as possible, they just might die of thirst. She, faced with a wild-eyed man with a mysterious past, instinctively holds her breath when they make eye contact; he, certain he’s about to die, sees one last opportunity to make out with a heartstoppingly beautiful woman. Rick’s a classic Indiana Jones adventure hero type with the snarky grin to match; Evie, a stubborn academic with a simmering love of the exact kind of danger he represents. Both become supercharged with a desperate lust that surprises them equally, a tension that neve
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 04/10/2026
Slow motion pelican coasting above the coast bliss. 🪶
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...
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Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
Former U.S. House Speaker John Hastert has died at the age of 84 from natural causes.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus Christ I forgot about this fuck
In May 2015, Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals to evade bank reporting requirements and making false statements to federal investigators. Federal prosecutors said that the funds withdrawn by Hastert were used as hush money to conceal his past sexual misconduct.[5][4] In October 2015, Hastert entered into a plea agreement with prosecutors. Under the agreement, Hastert pleaded guilty to the structuring charge (a felony); the charge of making false statements was dropped.[6]

In court submissions filed in April 2016, federal prosecutors alleged that Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age during his time as a high school wrestling coach.[3] At a sentencing hearing, Hastert admitted that he had sexually abused boys whom he had coached.[7] Referring to Hastert as a "serial child molester", a federal judge imposed a sentence of 15 months in prison, two years' supervised release, and a $250,000 fine.[4][8] Hastert was imprisoned in 2016 and was released 13 months later.[9] He became the highest-ranking elected official in U.S. history to serve a prison sentence.[4][note 1]
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Revolution Guillotine
ALT: Revolution Guillotine
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huh www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
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Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
The OpenAI CEO sought to distinguish his policy stance from rival developer Anthropic.
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[NFL] AIR MarShawn Lloyd! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you still using your Palm as your primary operating system?
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Usually I eat a handful of apples a month and then one weekend day in the fall I eat a half dozen in a few hours
A kid in an apple orchard
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tiny Toons Gogo Dodo Plays Drums
Alt: Tiny Toons Gogo Dodo Plays Drums
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💿📀
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Food $700 Data $150 Rent $1200 Dow 51,163 Utility $250 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Re: "Dow jumps 200 points after weak jobs data sends yields tumbling", maybe if a number goes up because people are suffering, then it isn't good? www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/s...
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Dow jumps 200 points after weak jobs data sends yields tumbling: Live updates
The Dow was headed for a losing week.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"scent formed through the combination of a sweet, slightly musky, vanilla-like fragrance, with slight overtones of cherry, and the natural smell of a salted, wheat-based dough" newsroom.hasbro.com/news-release...
newsroom.hasbro.com
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes the only one who can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun www.fox2detroit.com/news/parents...
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Parents arraigned for 3-year-old bringing loaded gun to Canton daycare
Investigators say the defendants' son found and removed a holstered handgun from his backpack while in his classroom at Children's World Early Learning Center on Sheldon Road.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are we trying to fill every car dashboard with wall to wall screens before heated massaging seats are a standard feature on every vehicle
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could a punishment for rape be like pouring mild acid on their dicks? Surely if we can botch an execution then we can try botching pouring acid on dicks
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@greenday wake up
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A combination BBQ seasoning shop and brothel posing as a massage parlor called "Spicy Rubs"
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Courtesy of my kid: Do you know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you hear about the family who forgot to buy groceries and had to cook and eat a clock? It was very time consuming. Especially when they went back for seconds.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Marty McFly: The Doc Is Alive! (Back To The Future)
Alt: Marty McFly: The Doc Is Alive! (Back To The Future)
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah, I forgot, $15 BILLION DOLLARS for 1750 jobs. That's a cost of $8.6MM per job to employ 1 (one) town in Iowa
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still practice Meatless Monday only I spell it "Meetless Monday" and it involves me just minding my own dear business all day long
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mesabi's primary raw iron ore input would be 200 miles overland from Nashwauk, MN to Iowa. Duluth on Superior would be a better transport option. It takes mere minutes of bare critical thinking to see that this is $15B of your tax dollars into a Trump crony's pocket www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/...
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Watch: Trump announces plan for $15 billion steel plant, would be largest in U.S. history
Trump's announcement with Mesabi Metallics comes as Americans' souring views of the economy are poised to shape the upcoming midterm election.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolute unit
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This morning my dopey 6yo asked that "the whole world should go mix up their butts." I'm glad folks are getting started. Please, go mix up your butts, for them.
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(fog) horny on main
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of affirmative nodding while reading the left column. Lots of head scratching or frowns at the right column. Lots of shows in the right column are not better than TNG/DS9
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I enjoyed watching it when it first aired (although I was a kid). Seeing Brent Spiner play a half dozen characters was fun to watch
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Masaka ass jug
Star Trek the next generation
Brent Spiner as Data as Masaka

Masaka
Species:
God
From:
D'Arsay mythology
Occupation:
Sun god, Queen
Portrayed by:
Data
Played by:
Brent Spiner

The symbol of Masaka
Masaka was the mythological sun goddess of the extinct D'Arsay civilization.

Masaka existed in counterpart with Korgano, the D'Arsay moon god. The exchange of night and day was referred to as "the hunt." Masaka was considered one of the most fearsome of the gods in the D'Arsay culture. Ihat said that according to one of the D'Arsay legends, Masaka had "chopped" her father up and "used his bones to make the world." This would suggest that in D'Arsay mythology Masaka was also the creator of the universe. According to D'Arsay mythology, Masaka was a powerful queen, and she would only pay attention to Korgano and simply ignored others. This was proven when Jean-Luc Picard tried to speak with her and she responded with "I do not hear you!" A conversation with Picard in the guise of Korgano showed that Masaka enjoyed the hunt and claimed she was eager to be the hunter once more.

In 2370, the USS Enterprise-D encountered the D'Arsay archive which downloaded information into the Enterprise-D's computer and began reconfiguring the ship, replicating a D'Arsay city. It also affected Lieutenant Commander Data, who began taking on personalities from D'Arsay mythology, including Masaka. The changes threatened to completely take over the ship until Captain Picard successfully impersonated Korgano and ended the legend, shutting down the archive. (TNG: "Masks")
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought the 'kid coughing into my eyeball' was just a comedy bit until it actually happened to me
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GOP spam texts are suddenly "...aLL aCroSs tHe pOLiTiCaL sPeCtRuM..." They be nervous
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Confirming, I'm following you on IG and I haven't seen you in my feed in many weeks. Have to search for you manually and open your profile
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Home Alone: Hey Eyebrow Lift
ALT: Home Alone: Hey Eyebrow Lift
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"can u send me all ur families' birthdays so I can put them in my calendar? Thanks babe I'll give you a blowie later" Or something about wanting to draw the family tree. I straight up told my mother-in-law to draw me a genogram of her convoluted side of the family with names and pictures if possible
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She's a good girl, jon
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Carlson recounted a meeting with Trump in which, he says, Trump dismissed his concerns about the Iran war by saying, "We'll all die anyway."" They're saying the postapocalyptic part out loud www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
npr.org
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah that's a feature, not a bug
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/btpLa8UGv_I
youtu.be
mom has a confession
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't want to log into anything new. No new portals. No new dashboards. No new logins or usernames. Than kyou @ all of my school and scouts stuff
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He is probably manufacturing an October surprise in a midterms year right now behind closed doors. Something flashy to galvanize his base and swing more districts R
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charlie whiskey @cee--dub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The time betwixt the equinoxes shall henceforth be known as The Seasons of DayQuil
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