Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Graffiti’s getting wild in Calgary, Alberta. 020
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I’m so sorry, my friend. Sending hugs your way. 010
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Listen, I still say Pluto is a planet. Let me have this one, for the love of god or gods. 000
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 30/01/2025My view for the last three days. I take having the Canadian Rockies almost in my backyard for granted sometimes. 🏔️⛰️🏔️ 020
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Here’s a deer by my house in summer. I miss summer. Why do I live where the air hurts my face in winter? Universal healthcare, probably. 010
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Ok, I’ll admit these little assholes are cute but they’re also little assholes. 120
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 10/01/2025New business idea: charging exorbitant amounts of money to help the “Fuck Trudeau” bumper sticker brigade craft a new personality. 000
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Please enjoy another festive photo of good girl, Penny. 000
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Allergy testing confirmed that everything outside wants to kill me. Good thing I’m an inside person. 010
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Please enjoy this festive photo of Penny, the goodest girl. 010
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Sorry America, Jordan Peterson is your problem now. We’re politely refusing to take him back. Good day. I said good day. 010
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I’m very much enjoying the fact that stupid cybertrucks are malfunctioning in Canadian winter and are rusting and can barely move in an inch of snow. Stupid vehicles for stupid people. A truly wonderful gift for all of us this holiday season. 010
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas. 30722108
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 08/12/2024A cybertruck is like if “let me play devil’s advocate” or “I’m just asking questions” turned into the world’s ugliest and stupidest vehicle. 000
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024My dentist told me my gum tissue is exceptional and his dental assistant said “it looks like you’ve been flossing every day!”. I’m on top of the world. Nothing can stop me. 000
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Yes, exactly. 10/10. 😂media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the words `` nailed it '' .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the words `` nailed it '' . 000
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/11/2024People who need to see a little checkmark verification badge next to their name so that they feel special- are weak, their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter 1142282
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 30/11/2024guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM 4946165
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 30/11/2024The snow is pretty but I still hate it so much. Yes, I said hate. Fuck off, snow, you bitch. 110
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I didn’t have any substitutions in my grocery order. I’m on top of the world and nothing can stop me. 020
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Not to be hyperbolic, but loud eaters should be destroyed 610223
Reposted by Cdn Cobra Chickenmysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Accidentally tapped the “messages” section and it said “You have no conversations. Start one.” Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No. 273
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/11/2024Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump’s tariffsthebeaverton.comPoilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump's tariffs“This is fantastic news. For me.” 531065306
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 27/11/2024It’s satire but not satire at the same time. 😭😂 020
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 25/11/2024If you ever hear someone say “boys are easier to raise than girls” just know they didn’t raise those boys at all. 011
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Good morning, Simple Minds. I haven’t forgotten about you. 021
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Good morning to Rob Base and no one else. It takes two to have a blessed day. 011
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenDoctor's Crusher @doctors-crusher.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Me when someone says they don't like Star Trek 1455356
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 23/11/2024All of us 😂media.tenor.coma cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind himALT: a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him 020
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Your cyber truck is stupid and we all think you’re stupid. You’re welcome, stupid. 27016
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenSpace @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The first anniversary image from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope - Rho Ophiuchi cloud complex 284300811691
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Happy Friday, friends! like to party hard, all night long. 051
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I heard someone say “White women are the men of women”. Perfection. No notes. 072
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenPHANTOM ONE @phantom0ne.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Everyone who stayed on Twitter/X:media.tenor.coma cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . 1295
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I’m very much looking forward to leaving this behind. 030
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 19/11/2024We have toxic bosses, toxic friends and family, toxic politicians, toxic food and water and even the air is toxic... so go ahead and eat those carbs 2454597
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenCandidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Denigrating Bluesky as an ‘echo chamber’ is so funny coming from the Truth Social brigade 064
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult. 446196713801
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024It took me twelve years (!) to build up my audience on Twitter. It took 5 days to surpass the 50% point of my Twitter following on Bluesky. I’m hopeful that the overall growth on this site will negate the need to go on Twitter altogether. Sad to see what it devolved into, but thrilled to see it die. 1996680264740
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I'm going to need the people who claim that nobody likes them and everyone is against them to maybe try some self-awareness 25519
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’m trying to be a better person but I’m still at 50% let it slide and 50% start something. 020
Reposted by Cdn Cobra ChickenNic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I don’t expect most of my skeets to be reposted. I do expect the occasional pity like though. 4318
Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Happy Monday, friends. Please enjoy this baby owl that landed in my backyard. 1045836