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Cdn Cobra Chicken

@cdncobrachicken.bsky.social
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YYC | Heretic | Lightly menopausal

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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Graffiti’s getting wild in Calgary, Alberta.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Wayne Campbell gets it. Party on.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I’m so sorry, my friend. Sending hugs your way.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Listen, I still say Pluto is a planet. Let me have this one, for the love of god or gods.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
We have long memories.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My view for the last three days. I take having the Canadian Rockies almost in my backyard for granted sometimes. 🏔️⛰️🏔️
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Here’s a deer by my house in summer. I miss summer. Why do I live where the air hurts my face in winter? Universal healthcare, probably.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Ok, I’ll admit these little assholes are cute but they’re also little assholes.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
New business idea: charging exorbitant amounts of money to help the “Fuck Trudeau” bumper sticker brigade craft a new personality.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Please enjoy another festive photo of good girl, Penny.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Allergy testing confirmed that everything outside wants to kill me. Good thing I’m an inside person.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Please enjoy this festive photo of Penny, the goodest girl.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Sorry America, Jordan Peterson is your problem now. We’re politely refusing to take him back. Good day. I said good day.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’m very much enjoying the fact that stupid cybertrucks are malfunctioning in Canadian winter and are rusting and can barely move in an inch of snow. Stupid vehicles for stupid people. A truly wonderful gift for all of us this holiday season.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If a rotisserie chicken can’t help I’m all out of ideas.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
A cybertruck is like if “let me play devil’s advocate” or “I’m just asking questions” turned into the world’s ugliest and stupidest vehicle.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You’re 100% right 😂
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My dentist told me my gum tissue is exceptional and his dental assistant said “it looks like you’ve been flossing every day!”. I’m on top of the world. Nothing can stop me.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yes, exactly. 10/10. 😂
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/11/2024
People who need to see a little checkmark verification badge next to their name so that they feel special- are weak, their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The snow is pretty but I still hate it so much. Yes, I said hate. Fuck off, snow, you bitch.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I didn’t have any substitutions in my grocery order. I’m on top of the world and nothing can stop me.
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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Not to be hyperbolic, but loud eaters should be destroyed
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Ew. Absolutely not. 😂
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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Accidentally tapped the “messages” section and it said “You have no conversations. Start one.” Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaa…No.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/11/2024
Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump’s tariffs
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Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump's tariffs
“This is fantastic news. For me.”
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It’s satire but not satire at the same time. 😭😂
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you ever hear someone say “boys are easier to raise than girls” just know they didn’t raise those boys at all.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good morning, Simple Minds. I haven’t forgotten about you.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Good morning to Rob Base and no one else. It takes two to have a blessed day.
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Doctor's Crusher @doctors-crusher.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Me when someone says they don't like Star Trek
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
All of us 😂
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Your cyber truck is stupid and we all think you’re stupid. You’re welcome, stupid.
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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The first anniversary image from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope - Rho Ophiuchi cloud complex
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Happy Friday, friends! like to party hard, all night long.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
2025 will be the year of FAFO.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I heard someone say “White women are the men of women”. Perfection. No notes.
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PHANTOM ONE @phantom0ne.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Everyone who stayed on Twitter/X:
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m very much looking forward to leaving this behind.
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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We have toxic bosses, toxic friends and family, toxic politicians, toxic food and water and even the air is toxic... so go ahead and eat those carbs
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Candidate for PM of Canada @baliska.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Denigrating Bluesky as an ‘echo chamber’ is so funny coming from the Truth Social brigade
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It took me twelve years (!) to build up my audience on Twitter. It took 5 days to surpass the 50% point of my Twitter following on Bluesky. I’m hopeful that the overall growth on this site will negate the need to go on Twitter altogether. Sad to see what it devolved into, but thrilled to see it die.
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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm going to need the people who claim that nobody likes them and everyone is against them to maybe try some self-awareness
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m trying to be a better person but I’m still at 50% let it slide and 50% start something.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Thank you for the info! 🦉
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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I don’t expect most of my skeets to be reposted. I do expect the occasional pity like though.
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Cdn Cobra Chicken @cdncobrachicken.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Happy Monday, friends. Please enjoy this baby owl that landed in my backyard.
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