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Caveman 🚬🌈

@caveman-pdx.bsky.social
2.4K followers 2.1K following 2.1K posts

Portland, OR based gay. A dissociative mix of art, tech, musings, cigars, faggotry, and sometimes nudes.

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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 1h
Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 13h
Damn, my grill ran out of gas midway through cooking 😂
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 19h
It’s absolutely gorgeous out, but the Covid and flu shots I got yesterday are kicking me in the ass. I hope all my pdx bloomfs get out there and enjoy this (probably) last nice weekend.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is that Troye Sivan in the great British baking show?
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jamie (they/them) @zerojokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Despite all my rage because my cock is stuck in this cage” -Billy Corgan
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lunch with my buddy who just got a fancy new cock cage and wants to see how long he can last during locktober. Keyholder era incoming?
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DND is so unserious. Our first roll of the night was almost 2 hours in, and it was to check how well a party member baked a cake. It was still raw unfortunately.
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 26/09/2026
We must imagine Sisyphus caged and plugged
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cocks are extra fat this morning. I see fall has put everyone in a mood 😉
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw Orville Peck last night at Edgefield. Homosexuals as far as the eye could see.
Orville peck on stage with a blue backlight.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feeling big today 💪
Gym mirror selfie of me with a good pump on and my shirt off flexing.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh shit, I have to work tomorrow
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Participate in a sexy group photo shoot achievement unlocked.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My favorite part of google drive is how you can never find anything ☺️
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After an exceptionally shitty week it sure was nice to see the boys at @stumptownstrokes.bsky.social
A dry erase board with the stumptown load count on it. 21
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Blockbuster is going to reopen before the Strait of Hormuz does.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What a terrible bad no good week to be sick 🤒
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Tyins @pupdyson.com · 07/09/2026
sexmaxxing
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the skeet hits: I am a genius. When the skeet flops: Genius is always unrecognized in it’s time.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I often ask myself: are my nips wired or do I just love attention?
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy hump day from my hotel room.
Just a naked man staring out his hotel window down the Las Vegas strip.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I fear I’ve become a gym even on vacation gay. With a hotel gym this nice though you can actually get a proper workout in.
Mirror gym selfie of me flexing with a black tank top and gym shorts in a very modern and sleek gym.
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Snuggle monster @snugmonsterx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A wise woman once said, “summer isn’t over yet…”. So true girl. So true.
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tsiyi.bsky.social @tsiyi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🐓 🪨 📸 @snugmonsterx.bsky.social
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Vegas pool time read. Heard good things about this book so giving it a go.
I’m holding a copy of the book dungeon crawler Carl by Matt dinniman. A Vegas pool is in the background.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Back in Vegas - this time for a fun trip instead of work. If any bloomfs are in town let me know!
Looking out the 50th floor down the Las Vegas strip. Can see sphere and encore and resorts world.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last workout before my trip in the bag.
Mirror selfie of me flexing with my shirt off.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just a few more meetings then we’re free!
Selfie of me in a nondescript office room with my headphones off.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Unfortunately clocked in at the bad sleep factory last night
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Having a dark room really does improve the vibe of a dance party.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
At that age where I need to consciously plan some nap time for today since I’m going out late 🤣
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Finally picked up tickets to the Chunk party so I’ll be seeing some of y’all queers out tonight. Please say hi if you see me!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Beautiful night for a cigar. Hope you all have a good weekend. #cigarsocial
Me shirtless smoking a cigar
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To my hunky neighbor with the perfectly coiffed mustache who was mowing the yard with his shirt off: Thank you for your service.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think we as gay people need to start gatekeeping gay culture from the straights for a little while, they’re getting a little too comfortable
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Kevin Atkinson @ikeatkinson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen, the literal mother you are…thank you for this video of queer joy, and this song is pure joy music.apple.com/us/music-vid...
music.apple.com
Motivation by Carly Rae Jepsen on Apple Music
Music Video · 2026 · Duration 3:36
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh no shes horny posting
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Your fat cock Friday posts sure helped me wake up #fcf
Tasteful pic of me wearing only underwear and a bit of cock popping out
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rebecca Black was right, it’s Friday
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The bigger the muscles the better the hugs.
Gym mirror selfie of me flexing shirtless after the workout. I’m a bit haggard looking but we pulled through on the workout.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Distressing number of white pubes this morning 😅
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
$1000 quote to fix my refrigerator. I don’t need this sort of negativity on a Tuesday.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Weed gummy cardio > fasted cardio
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Things you hear at the gay bar: You know you have a big dick, right? Yes, but I swear I only use that superpower for good!
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Skintightkink @skintightkink.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Anyone have some good metal chastity cage recommendations? I belive I developed a mild nickel allergy and can no longer wear my current favorite
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will @willduh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
bluesky is dying?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ugh, my fridge appears to be on the fritz unable to keep things frozen. And I just stocked you!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No, I will not be joining your 7:30am meeting because that is diabolical and I won't participate in such perversion.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Truly distressing how often my side gig (day job) keeps getting in the way of my main gig as a homosexual bon vivant.
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