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@jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 3h
my body is a temple (ancient, creaking, and haunted)
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my contribution to the “bringing coffee to a job interview” discourse is this: why bring the potential for chaos? It could fall, you might not have anywhere to put it, it could leave a ring on their desk. Just the stress of “where am I going to set this down” might throw me from the start!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ms. Rachel “I’m So Happy” for AOTY
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whenever I’m am confronted with what Twitter is now- via screenshots or something sent to me, I’m actually horrified anyone still uses it. It’s a cesspool of the most toxic anonymous accounts tearing each other apart- but also so amateurishly done. It’s mean AND weak? oof
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
good morning 🌞☕️
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ll be in Chicago today!! What should I do?
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Chad @xuest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A lot of yall follow this conservative, islamophobic piece of shit on here and on IGwho’s getting dragged all over Twitter for his Mamdani post.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ultra-rare earnest post: we as lgbtq+ people get to choose our family… but we need to support that family. we lose too many FAR too young to accidental overdoses/mental health crises/addiction Our ancestors didn’t fight that hard for us to OD on ghb I promise there’s more to life than this 💖
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ask AI what I would have looked like in the 80s?! Baby most of us would have been names on a giant quilt.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
watched The Mandalorian and Grogu tonight because it’s on Disney+ and while I did wind up liking the second half (mostly, kinda), the first 30 or so minutes might be imo some of worst Star Wars. Lazy writing, convoluted, lifeless. I “flames on the side of my face” hated it 🙃
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Frank N Furter was a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania, an “alien planet” where they do the TIME WARP. Janet asks “Is he going to send us to another planet?” and he responds “Planet schmanet, Janet.” CONCLUSION: Frank N Furter isn’t an alien, he’s from the future.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry could be sinister & silly, sexy & camp, all at once. an amazing comedic timing but could also be oddly terrifying! Frank N Furter, Rooster in Annie, Darkness in Legend, Wadsworth in Clue, Pennywise, not to mention a list of cameos & voice acting credits several miles long. RIP diva!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry pushed boundaries FIFTY YEARS AGO that people are still catching up to. I say this with full sincerity- Rocky Horror changed and saved my life, and I know so many people who say the same thing. Tim Curry and Rocky Horror gave us permission to be our wild & untamed things 💖
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
also: fuck these right wing conservatives who hide their hate behind christianity. Dolly loved gay people, trans people, drag queens and weirdos. She may have loved everybody but I don’t! they don’t get to claim her.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“She was the voluptuous embodiment of empathy,” Jane Fonda writes about her friend Dolly Parton. “That’s something of hers she’d want us all to take with us.” "To her gay and trans fans, I want you to know that she loved you. You know that without me telling you.” www.justjared.com/2026/08/25/j...
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Jane Fonda Pays Tribute to '9 to 5' Co-Star Dolly Parton, Sends Message to Her 'Gay & Trans Fans'
Jane Fonda is mourning the loss of her 9 to 5 co-star Dolly Parton. The 88-year-old actress released a statement moments ago after learning of the news of
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think there’s ever been a better human
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think we as gay people need to start gatekeeping gay culture from the straights for a little while, they’re getting a little too comfortable
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love that both Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell are having a crazy summer 2026 resurgence
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dichen Lachman as Impa in the Legend of Zelda movie might literally be the best casting I’ve ever heard in my entire life
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
fiiiiinally started watching 2 shows I’ve been meaning to catch up on: Pluribus which does live up to the hype, and Widow’s Bay which surprised me by being genuinely terrifying and also so, so funny. I’m only a few eps into each so no spoilers please lol
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
😛
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I wonder if there was anyone inadvertently outed by Patti LuPone when their family & friends realized they were on the cruise she was talking about
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if my name were Steven I’d have a private group chat for only people named Steven, called Steven Nation Army. still workshopping one for people named Jeff.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
what if he died of the explosive diarrhea parasite lmao
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hahahahahahhahahahahaha
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Drag Queen Rupauls Drag Race
ALT: Drag Queen Rupauls Drag Race
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don’t go out anymore and I don’t even live in nyc… yes, I’m still jealous
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I think CONFESSIONS II is a no skips album, which is wild because (for me!) even Confessions on a Dance Floor had 2 skippable songs on it. I don’t even think of it as a “part 2” of Confessions & it has me looking at her whole discography differently-
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
L.E.S. Girl… probably bc I lived off of Ave B & spent most of my 20s & 30s on the lower east side- it REALLY hits home. It’s such a small, introspective song, and weirdly reminds me of the Velvet Underground? which is just such a wild, incredible thing to say about a Madonna track. Love it.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
me “celebrating” July 4 for a hot dog
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Girl Dancing While Crying
ALT: Girl Dancing While Crying
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
elder millennial gays posting their Madonna album release party pics
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Are You Mad Your Daughter
ALT: Are You Mad Your Daughter
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s July 4th so happy birthday to Melissa Barrera and Malia Obama 🎉🎊🎆
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Madonna name dropping the B-52’s on Danceteria is a sign we are actually, after 10 long years, returning to the proper timeline
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if you don’t understand why gays in their 30s-50s love Madonna the way we do, you have to understand that she fought for us when NO ONE did. to her we weren’t just valid, but special, and even cool. She loved us BOLDLY, as much as we loved her, in a way some pop stars are afraid to do 40 yrs later.
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Meryl Streep's Miranda Priestly: Nothing To Do With You
Alt: Meryl Streep's Miranda Priestly: “ok, I see, you think this has Nothing To Do With You”
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Now that CONFESSIONS II is out I realize that Madonna is, of course, not a time traveler. But for this album she’s been excavating her life & revisiting herself in a way I don’t think she’s ever done (musically anyway) It’s better than any biopic, and as an album stands among her best
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The hotel where I’m staying had no water from 11am - 5pm and I was a sweaty, annoyed mess. instead of going full Karen in the lobby I went and got an alcoholic milkshake. It worked!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
randomly thought about a movie I haven’t seen in 25 years- Gypsy 83 where Sarah Rue and her goth gay road trip to NYC to go to Night of a Thousand Stevies… so I googled it- and a new Director’s Cut trailer had just been uploaded to YouTube like 15 mins ago, basically as I was thinking about it?!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
me: I forgot to wear my gay dangly earring today, now no one will know I’m a fag narrator, whispering: they know
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This just in: Pride month has been extended through July and possibly August, if you are still gay STAY IN LINE!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Emma D’Arcy really kills it in this weeks ep of HotD- throughout the ep but esp at the end the different emotions they conjure: grief, anguish, heartbreak, hesitation, and a flicker of cold-blooded resolve… all flashing across their face in a matter of seconds. Honestly epic, Shakespearean shit lol
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Pizzatown @djoodiwithad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can’t imagine wasting my one precious life being a transphobic loser
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Any recommendations for Chattanooga TN? (with 🍑 for purely scientific purposes aka shameless engagement)
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A customer said I look like Jonathan Bailey today and even though i don’t see it, except maybe we both sort of look like gay mice turned into human form, I will take it as a compliment!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
found out a gay coworker (who I don’t actually work with directly) i became friendly with & IG mutuals is a zio genocide denier, and also “hates Mamdani” 😐 I immediately unfollowed, deleted, & blocked. My bio says free Palestine idk how he thought we could just “agree to disagree” on that?!
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
AI saw the cover of the Michael Jackson Dangerous album and was like “everything should look like this, but worse”
The Michael Jackson Dangerous album cover, which is very busy & ornate.
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Here’s some pics of me from about 20 years ago with my coworker’s ass 🥹 We worked at a club called Mr Black in NYC- I was a cocktail server in a wrestling singlet & he wore an apron with his ass out. we were also the managers 😂
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Two songs “Melissa I’m drunk and outside” and “The Puerto Rico Song (first time in San Juan)” being used everywhere on social media right now are AI. They’re also so dumb! I hate it here 🫩
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
An egg roll can be a breakfast pastry if you want it to be
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jeff @jeffinitelymaybe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I wish “casual nudity” was a job because I would be really good at it
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