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Caveman 🚬🌈

@caveman-pdx.bsky.social
2.4K followers 2.1K following 2.2K posts

Portland, OR based gay. A dissociative mix of art, tech, musings, cigars, faggotry, and sometimes nudes.

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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 9h
Congratulations!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12h
And yet
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12h
Yes, I am a horny monster. But, I am first and foremost a sleepy boy 💤
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 13h
Spreadsheets to spread cheeks
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 21h
Just when I thought I’d seen every windows bug…
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 23h
Hallmark original movie when?
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Boooooo
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh no
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You are very hot 🔥
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But for real - you're one of my bsky gym inspirations. It's crazy how big you've gotten while being absolutely shredded 💪
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And you look good doing it 😈
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn’t know abs could have abs 🫠
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rip
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The way I am blissfully ignorant about who this is 🥰
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m glad the depression cloud has lifted for you handsome.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Of course she did 💅 Congratulations!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A bidet is such a huge upgrade to your bathroom. Do it!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nobody seems to remember anything that happened more than a few minutes prior.
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 11/10/2026
this meeting could have been a no loads refused cumdump
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We got Taco Bell too 🤣
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Back home after a very busy week and so much travel. Time to pop an edible, cuddle with my dogs and sleep in my own bed 💤
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not the blurred feet 🤣
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Before! It will help you sleep 💤
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh no! Hope it passes quick!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So is the breeding 💦
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can dress up, and I can dress down 😉
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well DC was a hoot. Got to see the east coast side of the family and do lots of sightseeing. Back to Portland today.
I’m in a suit holding a glass of white wine. A nicely manicured golf course is behind me.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He has a wife but there’s a little sugar in his tank
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great cage line 😈
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rest up stud
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A very tasty snack I’m sure 🔥
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I fear we may be the token gay couple at this wedding lol
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh? 😈
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really want to put together a proper home media server but I’d have to redo the entire home network and that sounds way too much like work work 🤣
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know that sauna 😉
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looking studly 🔥
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’d rather be in 😈
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy birthday! 🎉 Your body is just saving that sleep for tonight, right? 😉
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’d love to follow you in 🔥
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy coming out day! 🏳️‍🌈 And for what it’s worth, every queer person I know wishes they had come out sooner, myself included. You’re definitely not alone.
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a delightful way to wake up
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Very pretty 🔥
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hello handsome!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wish I could. Looks fun 🔥
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
90 days! Such a good boy!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congratulations handsome!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got the head!
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s a sexy pan
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Caveman 🚬🌈 @caveman-pdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes!
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