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@cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social
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Cat dad, Met fan. Enjoyer of Botanic gardens and professional wrestling. Brooklyn, NY

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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got a flask at comic-con. #NYCC
Metal flask with image of Mountain basic land card from Magic the GatheringOther side of flask, looks like the back of a magic the gathering card.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 06/10/2026
buddy, they won't even let *me* fuck her
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
humiliate the oligarchs. they're all losers. remind them constantly
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mets Fan, Spring 2026: "I can't wait to see Freddy Peralta shut down the Yankees in the Postseason" *Monkey's paw curls*
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the brewers learning how to homer in the playoffs is like in Jurassic Park where the velociraptor figures out how to open the door
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brandon Marsh at bat vs. Grant Holmes is the platonic ideal of a Wet Guy Showdown
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
drunk jawa yelling "martini"
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sitting right next to the apple. Probably gonna cry if Pete hits #300 tonight. #Mets
The HR apple at citi field
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have never rooted against the Mets for any reason in my life, but I am going to be there tonight and Wednesday and absolutely hope I get to see Pete hit #300.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man, this Outback Steakhouse is exactly like being back in New Zealand.
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LIFE AT 40 "I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk." Rita Monaghan, 9 "I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die." Jennifer Turner, 8

"I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk."
Rita Monaghan, 9

"I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die."
Jennifer Turner, 8
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chris Hansen calling anything "exploitative" has got to be fast-tracked for consideration into the "Lack of Self-Awareness Hall of Fame".
Screenshot quote from Deadline article about Chris Hansen considering legal action against A24. In the quote, Hansen says "It feels very exploitative to me. It feels sneaky and disingenuous to me that they would do this and not even say 'This is what we're doing'."
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Ben Deutsch 🎬 @benlikesmovies.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Check out this unbelievably awesome new pin courtesy of the mad genius @metsjr69.bsky.social!! You have truly outdone yourself, sir. 🫡📚 #LGM #MetsSky
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Avengers: Doomsday poster, but the text reads, “Sluggo is lit”
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Vin Diesel is a national treasure, 10/10, no notes.
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Glad that a Met came up to Dolly tonight but vaguely disappointed that it didn't happen until Benge's 2nd AB. #Mets
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 26/08/2026
You know, in a certain way Francisco Lindor getting picked off was just a way for him to steal both second base and two more outs
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we've been living on the planet of the bass for 3 years wow
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Moira 🏳️‍⚧️ @moiralovesyou.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
CARSON BENGE FOR THE LEAD!!! #LGM #MetsSky #Mets #SNY #LFGM
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Love a little "off-beat" humor
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The "Now That's What I Call Music" logo in big yellow block letters with a purple border, except it says "Sharp That's What I Call Cheddar" because USA! USA!
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My wife just sang "to train them is my cauuuuse" and I, without thinking, immediately farted to the rhythm of "Po-ke-mon!" It's gonna be a good day.
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trying to rustle up some trade deadline mojo by busting out the (baffling) Mets x Margaritaville shorts I just picked up from the Fanatics clearance #LFGM
Yellow shorts with the Margaritaville logo on one leg and the NY Mets logo on the other.  (A cursed clothing item & clear herald of the end times.)
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time...
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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Roguelike Deckbuilder
Rogue and Gambit from Xmen 97
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The corn dogs from Pronto Pups in Grand Haven, MI are really, really something. Thin & crispy batter, fried to golden perfection and served hot as lava. At $2 a pop, priced to eat by the handful. Glad I got my cholesterol checked *before* this trip.
Two hands each holding a corndog, one covered in mustard, the other on ketchup. View of the inside of a corndog with a bite taken out of it, showing a thin layer of batter around a hot dog.
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Waiting in line at Old Navy for some jeans, "Always Be My Baby" is cranking over the speakers, at least two other people are singing and bopping in line, this may in fact be the greatest song of all time.
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Patrick "Dark Satanic" Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have seen a number of people whose opinions I otherwise respect saying that naming quests in cyberpunk after songs is corny or obnoxious and No You are wrong, it's awesome actually Please accept this correction You're welcome
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Little guy had all his teeth out earlier this year and now sometimes his tongue comes out sideways.
A black cat staring out from under the bed with his tongue hanging out sideways.
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Rob. ✍️🕮💥 @rjk3phd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If the Mets don't do a Bo Bichette Boba Fett bobblehead giveaway this season, what are we even doing here? #LGM
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but lick all the peanut butter off the utensil before you put it in the sink
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/05/2026
I’m not going to lie, I don’t think we should be having a Mets Gala this year. The team’s playing real poorly and they aren’t even in town for it.
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It took me 40 goddamn years to realize that when you say "screwed the pooch", you may as well be saying "fucked the dog".
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Allison 🧬⚾️ @petitephd.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
tfw you win one (1) baseball game
Luke Weaver looking skyward on the mound after the Mets won to snap a 12-game losing streak as fire shoots out of the center field wall at Citi Field
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
LET'S GO METS NEVER GONNA LOSE AGAIN #LGM #Mets
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sure seems like the Mets are never gonna win a game again, huh?
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
LET'S GO METS 162-0 NEVER GONNA LOSE AGAIN LFGGGG
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look at my weird cat @cautiousmarmoset.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
On my way to CitiField and got "Let's Go Mets" honked at by an MTA bus, we're BACK baybeeeeee! #Mets #OpeningDay
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is. People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
today it is snowballs. tomorrow it could be rocks tonic juice magic
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Swan Boy sitting on a huge hair dryer melting some ICE goons. The text says DESTROY ICE.
Maybe not my subtlest piece.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/01/2026
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Honestly I think the focus on that 7 is not even helpful, because what happened is that Dem leadership refused to push any position and just kind of shrugged, letting this happen. Those 7 votes belong to all Dems, not just those 7
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em cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
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