flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026found out one of my bridesmaids, my closest friend in the town i moved to five years ago, has been saying transphobic things about my wife. so that’s a fun break up i get to have. very cool and neat!! 000
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026hi i am being told it is “not the norm” that my public high school made every student take the ASVAB so we could get recruiting calls for years?? 110
Reposted by flames! on the side of my facemaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that 292807334
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 258239444578
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 31/07/2026having a Week — what do you do if your friend clearly would benefit from a hospital stay but would not want to hear that 000
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 30/07/2026does anyone have tips for being less of an anxious baby about self injecting meds 000
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/07/2026I had been extremely indifferent but I’m here to say that Cats: The Jellicle Ball is the best thing I’ve ever seen. I want to go every day. 4411
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026don’t know what to do with myself post wedding in a way that is honestly very exciting 020
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 23/07/2026like and share if you have ever seen a bug 420072
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i am on threads to check on an ex boss who is doing ai psychosis posting, so my algo is busted. i will just post the wild ones in thread 2303
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026seeing cats the jellicle ball at a table seat and there are “absolutely no bags allowed” which makes me wanna fuck around make one of these 👀 011
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026got back on bluesky to amplify this important update 1293
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/07/2026I know what you’re thinking: did they have other Twilight-themed stuff? And the answer is YES. 4511
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/07/2026Now drinking: This is the Gin of a Killer, Bella 4715
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 18/07/2026At my second wedding for an internet friend (@catuncanny.bsky.social) this summer and I’m absolutely delighted to report there was a Cats (2019) mention 1721
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 19/09/2023everyone needs to see All I Wanna Do (aka Strike!) if you have any respect for kristen dunst, rachel leigh cooke, gaby hoffman, labor organizing, roadkill, motown, secret passages, ravioli, stupid little hats, celebrating male incompetence, horses, lumberjacks, 60s hair, or women 010
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 25/08/2023gonna go film bro on everyone’s asses and say how proud I am of this shelf with its many good fonts and many flavors of Cary Grant 030
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 23/08/2023the “anger” stage of grief is really taking the stage for me with this go around of loss 010
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 22/08/2023my work telling everyone we will never have it better anywhere else is a red flag right 000
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 22/08/2023realizing u can just make buffalo dip for dinner 010
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 20/08/2023maybe my unemployment burnout healing plan will be to live life like animal crossing as much as possible 000
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 20/08/2023crossing my animals for the first time in ages and feeling immensely guilty! 000
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 20/08/2023we love having a breakdown on saturday night 010
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 31/07/2023combatting sunday scariea with Ever After 000
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 31/07/2023i made earrings from my neighborhood bar’s drink tokens 💕 010
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/07/2023It's called the Bugsy Siegel challenge: teens on TikTok and other social media are buying up land in backwater desert towns and turning them into gambling hotspots virtually overnight. And while they say it's just for fun, police say it's no joke. 437382
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 26/07/2023if my job does go to shit I am going to take one week to make meticulous little crafts before lighting myself on fire 010
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 26/07/2023is a blt the most satisfyingly balanced dish of all time? 000
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 26/07/2023bluesky isn’t real yet i will tweet about work on main…. i finally got the title i was offered a year and a half ago but our company is collapsing and half the staff is being laid off :’) 000
Reposted by flames! on the side of my facedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/07/2023blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love 333153571
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceChinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 25/07/2023one of the most underrated aspects of vampirism is that you don't have to do meal planning anymore 3559898
flames! on the side of my face @catuncanny.bsky.social · 25/07/2023love 2 post the bathrooms at ellis island as vintage inspo 030
Reposted by flames! on the side of my faceTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59175784714
