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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟

@catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com
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Dysthymic... not very bright... neurodivergent, probably AuDHD... awkward as hell... big fan of dang-ass swears. Lifelong desert dweller (and I'm so tired of this sun 😭)

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He quite literally has no idea what health insurance is. Truly none.
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 09/10/2026
He's got a type (his daughter)
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A 5 year old child. “Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds ... We believe the child was physically unharmed." - @mayor.nyc.gov
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Those who build walls are their own prisoners.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Truthout @truthout.org · 06/10/2026
Drinking water prices spiked by 62% between 2015 and 2025 — faster than inflation, grocery prices and median household income.
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Water Bills Surged More Than Other Costs in US Homes Over a Decade
A new analysis finds the price of water increased faster than inflation, grocery prices, and median household income.
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 06/10/2026
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Ken Schwencke @schwanksta.com · 06/10/2026
A year ago, @propublica.org told you immigration agents had detained more than 170 U.S. citizens. We’ve updated our count, and we’ve got all the receipts. The tally: At least 506 citizens detained. Sometimes held at gunpoint, handcuffed, or even deported. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 05/10/2026
Yeah, drag his ass!
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Steph @tokenweirdgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump take salsa
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is this shit?
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a lie. Some of these people are being imprisoned indefinitely in squalid condition in African prisons. Others report being beaten and arbitrarily deported in violation of international law back to their home countries, where they face persecution or torture.
The indefinite nature of their confinement has taken a severe toll. In October 2025, a Cuban man who was on the July flight went on a hunger strike for a month-until he started showing signs of organ failure —to protest the conditions of his detention, including his ongoing confinement and lack of access to legal counsel.
Terrified of being imprisoned in Eswatini forever, another man repeatedly told his attorney that the prison there never lets people go. One man told his attorney that he feels like a caged animal with no end in sight. The prison does not have air conditioning, making the hot, humid summer months especially uncomfortable for the men.
Food is insufficient, medication is scarce, and requests often go unmet or are belatedly met.
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Rev. Angela Denker @angeladenker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
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3 Minnesotans deported to Somalia after a month at Guantánamo
Nine men, part of a group of a dozen held in U.S. facilities in Guantánamo Bay, have been deported to Somalia.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump will not be held accountable for his illegal commercials. But it is still important that we recognize the commercials as illegal. There. Are. FOUR. Lights. My latest in @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/poli...
thenation.com
PSA: Trump Continues To Commit Crimes
While the president is unlikely to face any consequences for his patently illegal, taxpayer-funded ads, it’s essential to remember he should.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 24/09/2026
Pals I see you sharing links to London Daily & need you to know it's AI bullshit. The Louise Michel is real, Banksy really funded it, but that started in 2020 & the LD link people are sharing is timestamped to today but written as if it's 2020 & elides all the actual journalism about it.
Screenshot reads as follows: 

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology.

Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic. It meticulously filters out biased or manipulated content, offering you factual summaries essential for your knowledge as an informed citizen.

Our aim is not to replace mainstream media but to provide you with succinct summaries of key headlines, encouraging you to explore these stories in greater depth through your favorite mainstream news sources.

As a privately funded, non-profit initiative, our mission is to provide a concise and comprehensive overview of current events as part of a broader project to enhance fact-checking and AI journalism for journalists and publishers worldwide.

We are building a tool that will help professional journalists and traditional mainstream news outlets enhance their news delivery, boost their readership, ease their workload, and lower their costs while increasing their productivity—all aimed at improving content reliability and readability.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tweet by huntigula: kool-aid man sleeps standing up like a horse
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 25/09/2026
If there's any correlation between loneliness and the number of cans of soup a person buys at the grocery store, then I bought the correct amount today.
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 24/09/2026
Turmp def doesn't eat Panda Express. I'm sure it's too ethnic for him. Mike Lee, on the other hand, is a boiling pot of stupid that's about to overflow.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Taco @tacos4eva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sandwiches shouldn’t cost $17. America is out of its fucking mind.
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The IMEU @theimeu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Israel is causing an ecological catastrophe as it bombs Gaza relentlessly, burns Palestinian fields, and diverts water and resources away from Palestinian land. Experts estimate that Israel has caused $148 billion in damages to the environment through its assault on Palestinian life and land.
middleeasteye.net
Weapon of distraction: How Israel uses greenwashing to mask its climate crimes
Israel's illegal occupation and destruction of Palestinian land are incompatible with environment justice. Consumers must wake up to this fact
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 22/09/2026
He thinks he made a restraining order
deadline.com
Trump Surprised By Presence Of CNN At United Nations General Assembly
Trump told CNN's Kaitlan Collins, "You should not be here covering me."
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My hot take: We are not arguing about SSRIs. Some of us are using them as prescribed by our doctors to treat mental health difficulties. This administration has decided that's a problem based on no actual research.
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Alona Ferber @aloner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The response in Israel to Naza is beyond unhinged. Mobs have shown up at the house of co-director Rachel Szor's family. All over social media the directors are being branded traitors and "not Jews". There is a frenzy of incitement to violence against them online www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Netanyahu seeks to strip citizenship from Israelis as threats to NAZA film directors intensify
Israeli prime minister to pursue new laws as directors of Guardian-produced film face threats from far-right officials and activists
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18/09/2026
FIRE YOUR ADVISORS IF THEY TALK LIKE THIS
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this was intentional. everyone who pushed vouchers knew it would effectively defund public education. that was the goal.
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Trump EPA just handed fossil fuel corporations a $310 BILLION gift by ending limits on planet-warming pollution from power plants. They stopped counting the human cost. Up to 1,200 premature deaths a year. Up to 360,000 asthma attacks. But sure, let's call THAT "savings."
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 15/09/2026
What's more chickenshit than the Democratic party? Nothing, nothing is more chickenshit.
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 15/09/2026
These two have no bottom, it seems. Such a good good system
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/09/2026
So they're gonna kill your kids.
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Catfishtopher 🤡💀🐟 @catfishbaruniandhisexcessivelylengthydomainname.com · 14/09/2026
Please stop emailing and texting for donations so I can be a bigger fan, yeah Jon?
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see yer ma's got a new warning sign
Sign on a funfair ride that states 'this is a boisterous ride'
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026
"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
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Dave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
every person buying into this is just peddling bigotry, point blank. its fucking disgusting islamophobia.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026
Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:
At one point Mr. Trump asked attendees to raise their right hands and pledge to him that he would vote with their family and friends.
Dutifully, they did.
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Henry Barajas 🔜 Comic Con LA @henrybarajas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is is by design. Local governments can't afford to keep their schools safe and outfitted with air conditioning. This is why there needs to be a complete overhaul of local and state officials. Stop giving private schools vouchers. Fund public schools. Stop banning books. Fund libraries.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
See how this works?
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 10/09/2026
Police investigate after pork products thrown at Gippsland's Warragul Mosque
abc.net.au
Bacon thrown at Victorian mosque in act condemned by Muslim leaders
Police confirm they are investigating an incident at the Warragul Mosque earlier this week. 
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Konner Knudsen @penzerker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Werner Herzog's scathing quote about Ai is what I needed this morning.
Werner Herzog response to a question about ai
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi Dems, don’t think that millions of Muslims - & not just Muslims but anti-racist liberal & leftist Americans - don’t hear the deafening silence from most of you as the Muslim Democratic mayor of New York is being smeared and attacked by the GOP and right-wing media over 9/11.
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