cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A just told me she went to college with a quirked up white boy who grew up with mamdani and claims to have “taught him how to rap” 000
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026when are they going to make a tour de france for butches 000
Reposted by cat daddygrave rob @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 27/07/2026why would a non-pervert own pervert glasses? sounds like you’re just in denial 1111
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026just found out my mom has been dming Erin Brockovich asking her to look into things 010
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026apple added an excellent feature in a prior version of iOS that detects a tracking number and takes you to the relevant tracker in one click, but it has to get buried to make room for the useless “writing tools” button that I have never once clicked and never will click 020
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026the thought of receiving a reddit achievement fills me with dread 010
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026why the fuck does the genius app have a live activity 000
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I take back any think negative I may have said about the strokes 030
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026i’m just now learning that there are divorced guy lesbians 010
Reposted by cat daddyeliza @regulareliza.bsky.social · 20/03/2026from my local birding forum / a picture of a female merganser for reference 061
Reposted by cat daddyJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter. 674482656
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026this is what conservatives want the M&Ms to look like 000
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My neighbor told me Cuba keeps eating his gusanos so I asked how many gusanos he has and he said he just goes to Florida and gets a new gusano afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding gussnos to Cuba and then his daughter started crying. 020
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026they turned on the snow machine to distract from the iran war but then they couldn't do the iran war bc the toilets on the USSR Gerald R Ford are clogged 011
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026local syscoslop restaurant has unfortunately discovered AI 040
Reposted by cat daddyAsinus Pervicax @knownagitator.lol · 17/02/2026rfk jr. canonically a never nude 051
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026“why is the platform for lending money to pedophiles for human trafficking collapsing” 010
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026the skincare industry really has got to come up with a better abbreviation for salicylic acid 010
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026my cat likes to go what I like to call “insurance scam mode” where she runs in front of me and then slams on the brakes, hoping to win some treats in the ensuing legal proceedings 020
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025a lot to unpack here but the best bit to me is they think the cell tower laser beams the signal to your phone 041
Reposted by cat daddygrave rob @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 21/05/2025you couldn’t make up better support for my “pickleball is the not just the official sport of gentrification, it IS gentrification” argument if you tried 093
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Garmin sleep tracking does not have a category for “cat repeatedly jumped on legs because breakfast is over” 040
Reposted by cat daddyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/05/2025JOLENE, a canned cold brew from Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis and ‘Survivor’ contestant Shane Powers, will be carried at Live Nation amphitheaters 141172
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025The hotness gap between Mr. Darcy and Tom Wambsgans is insane 000
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025wife (watching conclave): this is just like big brother 120
Reposted by cat daddyMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 06/05/2025A guard at the Liberty Hotel, once the notorious Charles Street Jail, does some 21st century gender policing. This place markets itself as luxury carceral tourism: the lobby bar, when I visited not long after it opened, was decorated with celebrity mugshots.cbsnews.comWoman says security guard at Liberty Hotel in Boston confronted her in bathroom, asked to prove genderA couple said a security guard at the Liberty Hotel in Boston challenged their use of a bathroom and kicked them out. 38234
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Explaining “the cool zone” to A. (when it’s just past bedtime and the internet starts getting really good) 030
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I'm usually very helpful at work, but when I get asked for help by a known AI guy all I feel is seething rage 130
cat daddy @catdaddy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Been seeing nonstop ads for HELOCs everywhere so that’s has to be a good economic indicator right 010
Reposted by cat daddylizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 28/04/2025i will never use windows 11 and they cannot make me 12773
