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Catherine Partsch Conlan

@catconlan.net
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Editor of a Labor newspaper. Union card, clinic escort, Nebraska roots, now Minnesota. Hockey, abortion, cake, abolition, liberation. I love it when goalies lose in OT. She/they. Radicalizing over time. Banner photo: IG @havington

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 21h
my kid has had this theory for years
A wall calendar of Minnesota Wild players posing with puppies. September is Brock Faber and a golden retriever named Lambeau. Faber is out with a skull fracture. Kid added the caption “another piece of evidence that these calendars are cursed”
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 29/09/2026
Other kid leaned how to do an oil change on this car, and the intricacies of the master cylinder, and then was SO pissed when Covid meant she couldn’t drive it to her prom.
A girl and a man are standing next to the car with its hood up. They’re both wearing jeans and and tshirts and she has a baseball cap and a pony tail. It’s a sunny day in the woods and they don’t know they’re getting their picture taken.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 28/09/2026
the tow guy said “poor ol girl” when he saw it
the burned out totaled husk of a 1970 Chrysler Newport Custom on a tow flatbed. Burned trees, live trees and a gorgeous blue sky
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 28/09/2026
well hello
garter snake peeking up from the grass
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026
farewell to this car today
1970 Chrysler Newport Custom parked in a driveway in the woods. A young man dressed in a rented tux and aviators is leaning on the car, looking sharp.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026
last fish weekend of the season at the Earthwood 🥲
Fried lake whitefish filet, fries, an (1) hush puppy, homemade slaw and homemade tartar sauce and a half-full pint of Castle Danger Cream Ale at the bar
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 23/09/2026
learned how to drive a skidsteer today: currently sending this to every Operating Engineer I know asking them if I’m doing this right
POV: sitting in a skidsteer seat with a scoop full of rocks held high enough that the driver can put their legs up crossed, as if relaxing, which I am doing in leggings and low top chucks (not OSHA rated). Many Building Trades give Operating Engineers shit for having a cushy job.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 22/09/2026
this sucks so bad honestly
a charred but recognizable Caldecott Award sticker on a pile of charred books and ash, remnants from a box of children’s books we lost in the wildfire this summer
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 22/09/2026
current sitch
"epic handshake" meme with a strong black arm labeled "firewood guys" and a strong white arm labeled "scrap metal guys" and their handshake is labeled "being absolute flakes about their so-called services"
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 22/09/2026
sometimes the lake reminds me of the Minnesota flag
Gitchigami/Lake Superior looking chunky dark blue with white caps; the sky is a lighter blue and down by the horizon it looks like the light blue on the Minnesota state flag
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 22/09/2026
A stickie note that says
“Don’t make me
▪️use UPPERCASE
▪️ puke 
▪️ get my gun”

and there’s a 1x and a 1.5x handwritten apple crisp recipe:

1 T lemon juice
1 c oatmeal     1 1/2
3/4 c flour      ~ 1
3/4 c. sugar   ~ 1
1/2 c. butter    3/4 c
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 21/09/2026
sorry, I heard it and I had to because it almost works
John Mccrae of CAKE with a speech balloon for the quoted post, implying he is singing it -- it almost fits in a verse to the CAKE song "Short Skirt/Long Jacket." ALMOST!!!!
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 21/09/2026
On the side is FINE. On a Korean bbq sandwich, fresh and thin sliced? Sure. But this needs to stop.
Menu entry reading SOUTHWEST BACON $16.50
Single smash patty, pickles, pepper jack, fresh jalapeños, thick cut bacon, crispy onions and honey chipotle aioli
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 18/09/2026
hey what's the deal with this superstar
Minnesota wild d-man Quinn Hughes looking especially haunted and exhausted and basically ill, or possibly having a holy vision. I know that's just how he is but are we sure he's not a vampire? I mean really sure
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 16/09/2026
found the photo, can't find the KD blog post detail. RIP my search history
Brent Burns about 25 years old, grinning shirtless in bed, one tooth missing, outstanding bed head, just a big ol goofball with good shoulders; he would definitely make you some KD if you were hungry
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 14/09/2026
I was just thinking about this text I got from my kid a few years back
Trxt exchange

Kid: Uh oh

Me: What

Kid: It's my junior year and I'm discovering Joy Division

No no it's okay — that's a normal development stage.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 14/09/2026
“Tommy Stinson’s living room furniture would never”
A paper printed with “this stool is reserved” and the First Avenue logo, indicating a reserved seat at a First Ave. show, WHICH, in MY day,
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 13/09/2026
poutine twice in one week? with this blood pressure??
poutine with a velouté gravy, green onions, tiny diced tomatoes and not-fried cheese curds in a classy hotel restaurant dish on a platepoutine with brown gravy and fried curds  in a basket lined with tissue paper in a townie bar, and a glass of cab sav
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 12/09/2026
to be very clear I think crying over monarchs migrating is 100% valid AND ALSO
Screen shot of a tweet from Katie, @psychogf_  at 1:33 p.m., Nov. 22, 2015

Do you ever start crying about something and then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 11/09/2026
my journals are not that compelling, but this did confirm we were at the Nov. 2 show. Also in this entry I mention applying for the job I eventually got in Russia.
“Matt & I went to see Sugar last night. It was cool. Jayhawks (w/him) on Sunday.”
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 11/09/2026
many are saying
Another text from my kid: 

I should reread those now that I can actually understand
geopolitical and national politics in their entirety
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 11/09/2026
old Doonesbury collections continuing to influence young readers
a text from my kid saying “also i'm
watching golfers and this sounds weird but there's one guy who stands exactly like the characters in doonsebury”a photo of a frame from an early Doonesbury cartoon where Michael says “bonjour, roomie!” and B.D. is standing with a beer and saying “weell, look who’s back!” 

B.D. has a 1970s quarterback build and a bit of a beer belly, and he slouches.

My kid texts “like this is him”
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 11/09/2026
this is how weird myths get started
night vision trail cam shot of two deer legs. Yes, just two, and yes, just the legs, no body or hoofs or anything. It’s unsettling.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 09/09/2026
There's a gray fox couple that seems to be hanging around and I'm so happy about it. They come to the apple tree in the night to pick around what the deer don't eat and maybe pick off a cottontail or groundhog
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
Klobuchar greeting the corn crew
Klob greeting union members next to an enormous trailer full of corn husks.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
got my annual hug from Tom Cvar but forgot to take a pic because Peggy showed up.
Minnesota Lt. Gov. and current U.S. Senate candidate Peggy Flanagan and Iron Range Labor Assembly President Tom Cvar standing in a park while people take pictures.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
Members of Building Trades unions boil A LOT of roasting ears for the Duluth Central Labor Day picnic
Guys in shorts, golf shirts and baseball hats boil corn in big pots outside.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
Laborers local 1097 dishes up sides at the brat shack at the Iron Range Assembly’s Labor Day picnic in Virginia, Minnesota. 
People in Bright, Orange Laborers T-shirts, inside app plywood, shack, dishing up potato salad for people peeking in the window
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
little side quest, haven’t been here in years
Memorial stone for Paul and Sheila Wellstone near Eveleth, Minnesota. It is covered with coins, stones, flags, stickers, pins, and a rebel loon sign. 
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
Carlton County Labor Assembly float in the Labor Day parade in Cloquet, Minn. County commissioners Dick Brenner and Marv Bodie are grand marshalls. Dick died last week and is being honored posthumously.
 parade float covered in red, white and blue signs and bunting, with a giant Carlton County Labor Assembly seal at the back. People are standing on the float.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
second-year bucks are the worst
Night vision trail cam pic of a buck with his ass to the camera, scratching his ear and giving us an unsolicited dick pic
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 07/09/2026
I --
dozens of volleyball players and staff mopping an outdoor court at Wrigley by hand, on their hands and knees
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 06/09/2026
got this whitefish sandwich from a food truck this afternoon and it utterly defeated me; I had to have a nap to recover
Whitefish sandwich with a little cheese (unnecessary), two large pieces of fried whitefish, some tartar sauce (vivid) on a homemade bun.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 06/09/2026
THE 2ND AMENDMENT PROTECTS THE THE 1ST AMENDMENT
a trailer RV with a tire cover on the spare. The cover has a flag and a couple semiautomatic rifles on it with the words 

THE 2ND AMENDMENT

PROTECTS THE

THE 1ST AMENDMENT
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 06/09/2026
everyone else in the merc paddock during a red flag at monza: let me sit under a fan in my regular clothes and cool off George, delicately: get me my cooling suit
Kimi Antonelli and George Russell looking at monitors in the Mercedes paddock during a race stoppage. George is wearing a foil cooling jacket
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 06/09/2026
looking tragic: no one does it better
Charles LeClerc is sitting on the grass at Monza after having gone into the wall. His helmet is off and he looks dejected as a member of the track crew comforts him
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 06/09/2026
F1 radio text from Charles LeClerc: Leave me alone please
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 06/09/2026
greetings from a fellow brindle upriver
A brindle bully mix is is lying on a couch, head down but eyes alert
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 05/09/2026
A gold medal on a ribbon. At the top it says, “how did you win that, Cancer?”
And the answers are; 

I DETECTED A CHANGE IN YOUR TONE

I REMEMBERED SOMETHING FROM 2014

l APOLOGIZED FIRST

SOMEONE NEEDED A KLEENEX AND I GAVE THEM ONE

I BROUGHT AN EXTRA CARDIGAN

I READ THE ROOM

I HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE TOTE BAG COLLECTION
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 04/09/2026
Reading “Between Two Fires” at the bar
Plate of fried local whitefish, fries and one (1) hush puppy and a half-empty pint glass of beer (Castle Danger Brewing’s Castle Cream)
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 03/09/2026
if I may
young jeremy brett. He's a 25-year-old white British man with rumpled dark hair, expressive dark eyes, outstanding bone structure and a willing "you want me to...?" expression at someone off-camera. He's wearing a dressing gown in his dressing room. I'll be in my bunk.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 03/09/2026
how about a very nice buck
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 01/09/2026
one of my faves from back in the day
A billboard that says SHERIFF K
"JUDAS" FREITAGSTOP LYING TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT GOON SQUAD RAID ON LOCAL BUSINESS & THE MAN OF INTEGRITY CAPT. MALCOLM!!
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 01/09/2026
still traumatized by the May 1979 National Geographic myself
Cover of the May 1979 National Geographic, which, among other cover stories, features "Jane Goodall finds warfare and cannibalism among Gombe's chimpanzees," which was a hard read for a soft-hearted eight-year-old.
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 31/08/2026
majestic
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 30/08/2026
hashtag North Shore Pour
A glass of cab sav with a VERY generous pour and a pint of beer on a restaurant table
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 27/08/2026
is friend shaped. is friend
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 25/08/2026
I love this Ghibli-ass bus stop
A bus is resting at a pull-off bus stop, surrounded by trees and a bright partly cloudy sky
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 25/08/2026
gonna make a bunch of these with a photo of our veterinarian on it and post them around the house but unfortunately Moose can't read
World War II propaganda poster of a Chinese soldier and the text "this man is your FRIEND. He fights for FREEDOM" on it. Also a label that says "Chinese."
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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 22/08/2026
sound up for fox flirting (not responsible for how household pets respond)
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