Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Saw a joke post about petplay where instead of a dog you're a truffle hog. That seemed more appealing to me, either because pretending to be a dog is trite or because I like to feel useful. 000
Reposted by Catbear🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Database you will be pet until you are smooth 11503132
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please bisexual goth woman give me a chance! I can be just like your slovenly boyfriend but with c cups and emotional intelligence 030
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Having big round d cups would probably fix all my problems 000
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wish i had "works too much" brainworms and not "lazy chud" brainworms. Both are bad im sure but at least id have something to show for the former 000
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Do you think people with a piss kink incorporate prop jellyfish into their roleplay 000
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Shen comix is losing the mandate of the transgenders. A dangerous gambit indeed.. 010
Reposted by CatbearMBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026leaving cans of beans around my newborn just to see if i can recapture the magic 11257
Reposted by Catbearsputtering engine @fishrailroad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026my reaction when i wake up in Pete The Cat's body with all of my human memories 2143121559
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I keep inviting girls over to watch stuff and they always leave when i tell them my only streaming service is wikipedia 😔 (mom wont let me use 123movies) 000
Reposted by Catbearbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"a trans girl peed here" chest tattoo 521238
Reposted by Catbearbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 14/04/2026simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it 41103233
Reposted by Catbeargo away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"What am I reading lately" hmm uhh. Wikipedia entry list of Mesopotamian deities. Wikipedia entry list of fire deities. Wikipedia entry list of wind deities. Wikipedia entry Cambrian explosion. Wikipedia entry Greek primordial deities. That's the main stuff right now. And lots of their hyperlinks 112622
Reposted by Catbearbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 20/07/2026if your pet wants me to gender it correctly it should at least try to pass 124824
Reposted by Catbearonion person @junlper.beer · 14/07/2026ai food in these posters always looks like nightmare sequences in shows where someone will be eating what they think is delicious food but then they look down and turns out its maggots and other bugs 2305433646
Reposted by CatbearPissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 06/07/2026Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere 59822
Reposted by Catbearonion person @junlper.beer · 22/06/2026“adult human female” being the TERF rallying cry is one of the strangest things to me because it just reminds me of how cattle farmers refer to their livestock 813498390
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 21/06/2026When general audiences dont get your ending so you genuinely have to explain to them what a boymoder is 0101
Reposted by Catbearonion person @junlper.beer · 19/06/2026liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth: 45895131218
Reposted by CatbearPissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 03/06/2026Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals *BANG* (3 hours later, at Walmart) (Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle) Hmm... 07024
Reposted by CatbearPissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 02/06/2026When I was a kid I asked my therapist if I should be worried that my internal voice was being narrated by Wheatley from Portal 2 and he deathly serious asked me if Wheatley ever told me to do anything to my friends or family 427951
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 15/05/2026As a fat guy you usually pull your shirt down. As a fat girl you usually pull your pants up. Id know, ive been both 000
Reposted by Catbearsplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 09/05/2026do you think there's ever been a baby whose first words were "my leige". and his family is all gathered around like "awww i think he'll be a sycophantic court advisor when he grows up!" 225236
Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 08/05/2026How the hell do you avoid butt acne. Face makes sense. Wash it, keep it clean, but your butt surrounds your anus and you sit on toilet seats with it. Its just a losing battle man 000
Reposted by CatbearBig Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 09/04/2026who would win, mighty number 9 or five nighty number 4 219613
Reposted by Catbearsplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 13/12/2025they could have really turned the reception of that nerd guy from metroid prime 4 around if they made a scene where he sees a monster and pisses his space suit. then people would want to have sex with him 745293
Reposted by CatbearCjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 12/12/2025In the next Kingdom Hearts game Sora should go to a sports betting world 27820
Reposted by CatbearWAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 14/10/2025Dude I can't have SHIT in this life not even a toy 61205415
