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@catbear6.bsky.social
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 7h
I followed today could i have been the 20kth?
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Unless ☝️you are a lady
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Is morty adopted by the mcelroy brothers in this comic why does he respond like that
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seemed like the thing to do at the time :/
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It would be nice to go on the offensive against our problems wouldn't it. To kill them for good
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As a british person yeah they are a sad little sweet. Thank you america for the peanut m&m
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This would be extremely funny if you went the route of mort just being a teaboo
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean i think theres something kind of showtuney about will woods music that can be seen as kind of cringe but bo burham is just so snarky and faux deep in a way will wood never gets close too lol
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saw a joke post about petplay where instead of a dog you're a truffle hog. That seemed more appealing to me, either because pretending to be a dog is trite or because I like to feel useful.
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Zigguarts are where ancient peoples would ritualistically tear open a sacrifice for the malboro reds inside
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🎃 Undead-Kate 🦇 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Database you will be pet until you are smooth
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is crazy lol
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And im all about that calamari
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No you dont get it theyre japanese
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In fairness i dont go to anything with myself either
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This shit look like an overwatch capture point
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turkey dogs? Youre in the clear
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See also gay old muppets
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah dog lol
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you were young you were the queen of toothy blowjobs or whatever nmh said
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please bisexual goth woman give me a chance! I can be just like your slovenly boyfriend but with c cups and emotional intelligence
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having big round d cups would probably fix all my problems
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No we need to harass someone an ocean away. Please
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you heard her new album yet?
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mischeesvious little creatures...
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bruh
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love being a mean bitch <3
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wish i had "works too much" brainworms and not "lazy chud" brainworms. Both are bad im sure but at least id have something to show for the former
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Like we could just do simpsons with girls...
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Honestly my college tutors were really hands off like i missed an entire class (like the whole unit), got a decent grade and never even heard from the guy lol
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you think people with a piss kink incorporate prop jellyfish into their roleplay
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey baby lets experience vague closeness and intimacy
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You gotta take off whatever gets spelled out. Its not that different to regular scrabble...
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thats all of us!
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah feels like that person has been phoning it in for a while, that new series feels gross and insincere
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shen comix is losing the mandate of the transgenders. A dangerous gambit indeed..
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you can get some kind of 10k repost crashout about having sex with dark magician gurl you can secure your position as bluesky main character
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We need legends... We need... FREAX
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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
leaving cans of beans around my newborn just to see if i can recapture the magic
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sputtering engine @fishrailroad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
my reaction when i wake up in Pete The Cat's body with all of my human memories
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the marcy?! @scillasafeguard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I fucking love this movie. I watched every scene like a dozen times when i did a video essay on it for a sound design class and it only made me appreciate it more
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There was definitely a greater gulf between the hotties and uglies of the world back then
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not very feminist ms paigeee
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I keep inviting girls over to watch stuff and they always leave when i tell them my only streaming service is wikipedia 😔 (mom wont let me use 123movies)
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 30/07/2026
tguy swag
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"a trans girl peed here" chest tattoo
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Catbear @catbear6.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Really funny this guy is remembered for the brands he liked but would be even funnier if they decided his obituary was "liked milk and soap"
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it
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