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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 4h
“The culture on X is much more AI friendly” well if that’s not convincing I don’t know what is
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 13h
Leave Sirianni and Mannion at Heathrow
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 13h
<extremely long farting noise> go birds
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 14h
Eagles O-line
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 11/10/2026
Thanks to the excellent @hotgpod.bsky.social for teaching me this (the Protestant Reformation season just started and it’s already clear it’s going to be a banger)
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 11/10/2026
And I think Luther himself was an asshole, that one story, as a deconverted Catholic who also had to get over his fear of Hell, is incredibly sympathetic. And I think it suddenly makes it understandable how Protestantism spread so fast, because I think there were a lot of people like Luther 4/5
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 11/10/2026
A more senior monk has pity on him and gives him a job to keep his mind busy: professor of Bible studies. And while he was studying the Gospels, he made the leap to salvation by faith, and that was what freed him from his terror of Hell. So like even though I’m not sympathetic to Protestantism 3/5
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 11/10/2026
all night, confessing for hours at a time. But it wasn’t enough? “What if there’s a sin I forgot and don’t repent? What if I commit a sin and die before I can confess?” He was all in on the merciless, terrifying God of justice and he was probably going to fast to death one day 2/5
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 11/10/2026
Ok here’s my chance to explain something really interesting I learned about Luther recently: young Luther was a very devout Catholic even by early modern standards. And he was terrified of going to Hell. He became a monk in a serious order and then went above and beyond, fasting more, praying 1/5
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026
Everything is Theranos until proven otherwise
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026
Not only do I not believe this company can make “micro machines” with AI, I don’t think they could make Micro Machines, the tiny toy cars
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 10/10/2026
I’ll go naked before I wear CSX
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
I dunno it’s hard to top the Ricky Williams draft day trade
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
Trying to put together a wardrobe for the train museum tomorrow
Three shirts laid on a bed: a blue tee with a Conrail logo, a black sweatshirt with a Penn Central logo, and a black tee with a Pennsylvania Railroad logo. In the background there’s a tabby cat staring at the camera
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
A guaranteed $1000 fine would deter more criminals than a 1% chance of being fed feet-first through a woodchipper
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
A hill I will die on: a sizable percentage of the unwarranted hate McNabb got came from fans and media figures who got so publicly hyped up for Ricky Williams they needed McNabb to fail so they looked less stupid
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Eric Leong @ericjleong.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
Busy morning at the trolley portal
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
How can you look around at all this and not believe in it
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
Oh my god I haven’t thought about The Dog House in years. I think I only ever went once, what a mistake
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
Why are we as a culture sleeping so hard on the cheesy dog. We put cheese on everything, why not the humble hot dog
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
I mean the answer to this is, okay, imagine 9/11 killed 40,000 people instead of 3000. Would it then have been justified to level every city in Afghanistan with B-52s? If not, what the fuck are we talking about
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
I mean I think you just described Star Trek here
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Yeah functionally it’s like a hand washing station outside a bunch of single stall restrooms. If there wasn’t a door between the hand-washing area and the rest of the dining room I don’t think it would even register as an “all gender restroom”
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
I’m just saying if I was Pete Hegseth I don’t think I’d want to establish “televised execution of military murderers” as a precedent
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
I agree with you but I would make an exception for senior members of this administration
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Harp and Crown is like this too. I’ll freely admit, the first time I used it I was a little uncomfortable; I saw a woman washing her hands when I walked in and I was suddenly sure I’d just walked in the wrong bathroom. But I got used to it (floor length stall doors help!)
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine gatekeeping who gets to play sports. It's games for children. It's playing with a toy ball out of doors. Go decide which children can play marbles or jacks, you genius. Push over someone running with a stick and hoop. You are a stupid person.
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Are Palestinians wrong for resisting the open air prison Israel created for them? No Is kidnapping and butchering civilians justified resistance? No Does Israel have the right to defend itself? Yes Is mercilessly bombing and starving a captive civilian population justified self-defense? No
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Is it understandable why Jewish people wanted their own state in 1947? Yes Should it have come at the expense of already colonized people who had nothing to do with the Holocaust? No Can anything be done about that now without creating an even worse humanitarian disaster? Also no
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
She *is* mean and standoffish, but not to me 🙂
A black cat resting her cute little head on a white man’s wrist
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Sending ominous texts to the new gf
Screenshot of a text exchange:

Do you mind if I do a little laundry at your place Friday? I have a special fit for the train museum but I need to wash parts of it

Hahaha
Do you have a conductor outfit
Of course you can do laundry

lol nothing that committed, just a sweatshirt with a dead railroad's logo

lol cool

But it's kind of a hipster choice for a dead railroad. I’ll explain enthusiastically and in detail on Saturday
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Hey why are all these sad, powerless people with brain problems fighting with each other. It must be the CIA
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 08/10/2026
Generation Theta or whatever are going to hate their parents so much
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 07/10/2026
I won’t say the Propofol is worth the prep but it’s a nice consolation prize
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 07/10/2026
He could pay Amtrak to hook a sick-ass private rail car to the Northeast Regional if he insists on living in New York
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 07/10/2026
They should think bigger. For example, extending the broad ridge spur through the PATCO tunnel, under the Schuylkill, and building a station by my house
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 07/10/2026
SEPTA should start writing their letter to Santa Claus now
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 07/10/2026
Moving somewhere else is an ancient and time-honored way to ditch your shitty family, the problem is modern telecommunications make that not sufficient anymore. You’re not even charged extra for long distance calls anymore
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 07/10/2026
There’s a case to be made for hating the Braves more than the Cowboys in the 21st century
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
Tony and Johnny Sack meet at least once outside of Shea
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
He’s a Hall of Fame lock with two more Super Bowl rings than the entire Vikings organization, guess with ailing parents he decided he didn’t have anything left to prove
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
They’re turning on Indian-Americans now which seems totally insane to me. Every Indian-American I’ve ever met has been either a doctor or a small business owner, that’s the most traditional Republican demographic imaginable. But I guess because they work hard in school that offends the MAGA losers?
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
That was the best game I ever saw from a Phillies pitcher. Even better than the perfect game against Miami imo; the Reds looked completely hopeless against him that night
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 06/10/2026
I can’t wait for the FBI to subpoena his hard drive
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 05/10/2026
This is Loser Thought. Not even honest, respectable laziness, just making up excuses in advance for why you lost and casting aspersions on the (brown) people who beat you
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Tony’s apology letter to Melfi sounds like something Trump wrote
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Castlevania Bravo @castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
Noir cat
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