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@cashgordon.bsky.social
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Card-carrying member of the Loony Left.

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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My wife and I arriving to any social function:
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who saw this coming?!
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the boss asks you to name one more loch, but it's already 4:55pm on a Friday.
Satellite image of a loch (lake) in Scotland. The loch is named "Loch Lochy".
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend or maybe a girlfriend perhaps even nonbinary but don’t fear It's not confidential, they’ve all got potential To a bi person rushin around
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ffs, I just got my British passport...
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
FA1 needs to mind their business..
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mr. President, sir; do you mind closing your eyes while my wife and I "get it on?"
Photo of a hotel room. A large portrait of Abraham Lincoln is staring at the king-sized bed.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's honestly impressive to have written more books than you've read.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[watching the news on a huge delay] More like Lake American't
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Another decisive victory
Sign in a department store which reads "1 Man; 0 Woman." It kind of looks like the final score of a sporting event.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Damn, dude; how much beer are you buying?
Text from news article: For William McDonald, 38, a diesel mechanic from Thunder Bay, Ontario, “Canadian is always the first choice,” even if it means his weekly bills are higher.

“As soon as Trump started putting those tariffs on in February [last year], I started boycotting US goods,” he said. “Avoiding American products has driven my costs up, and I’m still happy to do it.

“I used to drink US beer, but now I drink Canadian beer, and that costs me an extra C$1,000 (£531/US$720) a year. Likewise, groceries cost about C$50 more a week, but you work that extra hour to pay for it.”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 28/08/2026
It isn’t a coincidence that many rich countries are accelerating policies to reduce immigration at the same time we are witnessing more natural disasters supercharged by climate change.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is crazy. AOL still exists?
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SEAN ORR @seanorr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ken Sim hasn’t said a word about the devastating wildfires in our province or the tariffs because he is too busy celebrating the cancellation of a life saving healthcare centre
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Screenshot from the Simpsons of a man about to jump overboard from a navy ship, exclaiming "these progressive-left outlets will devour us all!"
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me when someone gives me constructive feedback.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She did ask us to talk about basketball 🫡
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They should try pickling cucumbers
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if you don't support trans people you aren't human
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bravely chosing the "Don't know" option.
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this is what being a guy is all about
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hope they fucking rot 👍
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts
HEADLINE: Taylor Farms pulls iceberg lettuce linked to cyclosporiasis outbreak (CBS News)

IMAGE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
cry about it loser
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dmlat @iatethebones.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
mexico is america's team
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So privileged to be living in the hotdog-eating world 🙏
Screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for "Hot Dog Days." It reads, "Hot Dog Days are informal events that are celebrated in communities throughout the hotdog-eating world,"
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Ian Bushfield @bushfield.ca · 24/06/2026
The only downside of the abortion bus in Kelowna is they make you get off early.
A Kelowna bus featuring a pro-choice ad
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Socialist" Mayor Mamdani spends thousands buying vintage camcorder on eBay.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, we finally got him.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tag yourself in the list of prohibited items for World Cup matches. I'm the, uh, circular saw (?) in the lower right.
An image showing the items which are prohibited from World Cup matches. Most of the symbols are completely incomprehensible so it is unclear what exactly is prohibited.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: A ONE DAY... JUST MAYBE ONE DAY... ITLL BE GOOD NEWS Area: Nashville, TN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a75fca2b953 F: #f74a81a53a5
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Vision Zero Vancouver @visionzerovancouver.ca · 10/06/2026
BREAKING: Mayor Ken Sim's ABC majority voted not to reduce speed limits on major roads, despite 93% of all road fatalities in Vancouver happening on arterials. This was one of the most important Near-Term Actions in the entire plan, because roads will never be safe until people drive at safe speeds.
Graphic that reads "BREAKING NEWS: Mayor Ken Sim's ABC rejects safer speeds on the most dangerous roads"
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh, is there a Nintendo ball happening?
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: LIVE TV NOT SHOWING ON IFE AND WE HAVE A PLANE FULL OF KNICKS FANS. ANY RESET IDEAS Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a7e6579a185 F: #fba948cf92d
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ah, the rare "calm drunk."
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Finally! They made beer for dudes!
A stack of cases of beer. The name of the beer is "Dude Beer." It's only $19.99 for 15 cans.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Classic dril tweet: "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
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Rudy Fraser @rude1.blacksky.team · 30/05/2026
in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Empty Suit Makes Empty Threat"
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
hope everyone's having a normal one
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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 10/05/2026
"Prime Minister Mark Carney plans to make it easier to kill off endangered species, pollute waterways and endanger human health..." www.thestar.com/politics/pol...
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Althia Raj: Mark Carney runs roughshod over the environment: ‘It’s worse than what Harper did’
The prime minister plans to make it easier to kill off endangered species and pollute waterways in the name of fast-tracking private-sector development projects, Althia Raj writes.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is why we need universal basic income.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Common Eby L
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
[Werner Herzog voice] I would like to live in the world of Pokémon.
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the speed-limit obeyer @cashgordon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Crazy that I'm not allowed to say that I want this man killed while he directly kills millions of people.
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