Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 03/03/2025that’s what we get for giving the best sound oscar to dune pt II (just going with the format i’m seeing) 000
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025helplessly watching america descend into nazi fascism, all while that fucking burger king song is stuck in my head 241
Reposted by Casey Boydcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025every time one of his rockets explode everybody acts like it's a good thing, like rockets are SUPPOSED to explode, but i don't think they (neck dart) don't think they think they're su sup supposed 730824
Reposted by Casey BoydThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2025LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar... 9461511025
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/12/2024somehow, against all odds, this is the most embarrassing detail 020
Reposted by Casey Boydfreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional 334141643511
Reposted by Casey BoydNoah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I wonder if the cauliflower tikka masala is good at this hundred year old prime rib place where Walt Disney used to eat. 5671
Reposted by Casey BoydAllie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Indie artist supporters! I'm doing 30% off all my digital albums and merch (cassettes, shirts, etc) today. Use code 'cyber' alliegoertz.bandcamp.com/merch/ 14412
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 02/12/2024(my first day working at a winery) would you like a small bowl of wine for your dog? 020
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 01/12/2024the year is 2003. no one is totally sold on this “bandages” song 110
Reposted by Casey BoydAllie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024“Gabbo Roan” … is this anything? 7814
Reposted by Casey BoydAllie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy “turn off your family’s motion smoothing” day 414224
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 28/11/2024fred durst: SHUT the fuck up and BACK the fuck up while we FUCK this track up me: jeez this guy means business 000
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? sure i guess 000
Reposted by Casey BoydThe Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024She's the queen of the harpies! 227441
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024(my first day as a pilot) okay folks we are beginning our final approach, and i do mean that in a bad way 050
Reposted by Casey BoydCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going 38100831806
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024job listing for social media manager at a cold-pressed juice company wants me to be a “fearless storyteller” 020
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024it’s important to distinguish the Wienermobile (Oscar Mayer’s famous hot dog vehicle) from Wiener Mobile (Oscar Mayer’s unreliable hot dog cellular network) 040
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024[in a 1970’s boardroom, the CEO of eggo waffles stamps out a cigarette and addresses his marketing team] we’re looking for something needlessly aggressive 1417
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024if i drove for uber i’d have a one-star rating for taking everyone here 010
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024beginning each email with “You there!” until i land the job of my dreams 010
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024me: i wish i was a dog. everything so simple my dog: (sniffs the air, panics) 020
Reposted by Casey BoydChris Sims @theisb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Are people really out here reading “think pieces?” Because you could be reading Fist of the North Star, a comic where a guy is so good at karate that he can do a punch that makes your own body walk itself backwards into Hell. 874008705
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024won’t be thrilled if reincarnation exists! i’m very tired 000
Reposted by Casey BoydAllie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024*Blind date shows up with a ventriloquist dummy* ME: Wow. TWO boyfriends! 5662
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i don’t speak spanish - is this guy asking for help? 190
Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024looking for LA restaurant recommendations! my wife is pescatarian and i love dog food 070