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Casey Boyd

@caseyboyd.bsky.social
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writer, musician, former eisner-losing editor of MAD Magazine. if dracula invited me into his castle i’d say “thank you, what an honor” and then i’d bear spray his sorry ass

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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
that’s what we get for giving the best sound oscar to dune pt II (just going with the format i’m seeing)
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
helplessly watching america descend into nazi fascism, all while that fucking burger king song is stuck in my head
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
hmm
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
every time one of his rockets explode everybody acts like it's a good thing, like rockets are SUPPOSED to explode, but i don't think they (neck dart) don't think they think they're su sup supposed
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2025
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar...
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
somehow, against all odds, this is the most embarrassing detail
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional
One former Cigna executive recalled how the US health insurer used to frequently face threats when claims were denied. “We’d have times when you’d deny proton laser therapy for a kid with seizures and the parent would freak out,” said the former executive.

Another industry executive said: “What’s most disturbing is the ability of people to hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity.”
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Noah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I wonder if the cauliflower tikka masala is good at this hundred year old prime rib place where Walt Disney used to eat.
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
hard not to file this one under “instant results”
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Allie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Indie artist supporters! I'm doing 30% off all my digital albums and merch (cassettes, shirts, etc) today. Use code 'cyber' alliegoertz.bandcamp.com/merch/
"Peeled Back" album artPeeled Back cassette"You Get Me Closer to Goertz" t-shirt
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
(my first day working at a winery) would you like a small bowl of wine for your dog?
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
the year is 2003. no one is totally sold on this “bandages” song
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Allie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“Gabbo Roan” … is this anything?
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Allie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy “turn off your family’s motion smoothing” day
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
don’t forget to mash that potato button
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
fred durst: SHUT the fuck up and BACK the fuck up while we FUCK this track up me: jeez this guy means business
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? sure i guess
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
She's the queen of the harpies!
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
(my first day as a pilot) okay folks we are beginning our final approach, and i do mean that in a bad way
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
job listing for social media manager at a cold-pressed juice company wants me to be a “fearless storyteller”
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
it’s important to distinguish the Wienermobile (Oscar Mayer’s famous hot dog vehicle) from Wiener Mobile (Oscar Mayer’s unreliable hot dog cellular network)
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
[in a 1970’s boardroom, the CEO of eggo waffles stamps out a cigarette and addresses his marketing team] we’re looking for something needlessly aggressive
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
if i drove for uber i’d have a one-star rating for taking everyone here
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
beginning each email with “You there!” until i land the job of my dreams
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
me: i wish i was a dog. everything so simple my dog: (sniffs the air, panics)
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Chris Sims @theisb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Are people really out here reading “think pieces?” Because you could be reading Fist of the North Star, a comic where a guy is so good at karate that he can do a punch that makes your own body walk itself backwards into Hell.
A sequence from the manga Fist of the North Star by Buronson in which the protagonist, Kenshiro, announces “I struck the SHITSUGEN HIKO! Your legs will carry you backwards against your own will! YOU’LL WALK TO HELL YOURSELF!”
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
won’t be thrilled if reincarnation exists! i’m very tired
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Allie Goertz @alliegoertz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
*Blind date shows up with a ventriloquist dummy* ME: Wow. TWO boyfriends!
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
anyone else on this app listen to everclear
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i don’t speak spanish - is this guy asking for help?
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Casey Boyd @caseyboyd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
looking for LA restaurant recommendations! my wife is pescatarian and i love dog food
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