Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At work. Had coffee. Lots of coffee as its deadline day. In loos. Great cornholio impression. Teepee for my butthole required in massive quantities. Ripping farts. Cubicle next to me coughs. Coughs more. Cries. "Please stop" I reply with more farting. I'm the boss 🤣🤣 110
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Had that new Greggs Mince Pie Roll. That solved my immediate depression resurgence. Holy crap its awesome. And only £1 at the branch under my office! 000
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Having another down day I think. I'm the boss. So having to hold it in at the office. Literally can feel tears welling up, and don't know why. Can't focus on my work properly without distraction. Demotivated. Feels like a constant anxiety thing in the tum. Just need to get through today. 000
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026WFH as feel shite. Have used a short break to finally figure out emudeck and got some of my beloved psvita games running on my steam deck. Eeeee 000
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Interesting little read on Social Anxiety on the BBC. Quite like the little emphasis on the second half of the article. Its essentially what I have pinned and laminated to remind my brain not to be stupid and hyper fixated on potential perceptions following my CBT. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukSocial anxiety: The hidden habits that make it worse - and how you can break themSocial anxiety is more common than many think. Here's what you need to know about the condition. 010
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had a nightmare about the kitties passing on then found out this morning that Bolt from Huddersfield train station went down the rainbow road. Give your kitties scritches #everydaycaturday 190
Reposted by SebAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wherever Reform UK & the far right meet may there be twice as many peaceful anti-fascists calling them out ... "90 years ago today the people of Leeds drove the fascists out of their city. It’s more important now than ever that we keep it that way" meme via Daniel Lismore 36827
Reposted by SebSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A med student asked me today: "Where does all that mucus actually come from when you have a cold?" You blow your nose. Five minutes later, it's back. Then again. So where is your body getting all of it? Let me explain.🧵 1931190
Reposted by SebPhillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Puma Sisters, from "Dominion Tank Police". Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur... 362222519
Reposted by SebMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.static.klipy.comAmy Poehler's Perfect Chef's KissALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss 652883548
Reposted by SebCodfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026😂 Today is a good dad joke day - lol 0689
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just broke the youngest. I gave her some malt loaf... SLATHERED WITH BUTTER She had four pieces and has gone for a lie down now 🤣🤣🤣 030
Reposted by Sebnrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I finished the lineart for this picture finally 😅 Lady knight chillin' in the grass: 5291761797
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Glad to see my dissertation from 2004 going well. (Maintenance strategies of marine current turbines. Seagen specifically, the daddy of the meygen site. Really wished I stayed in renewables...) 020
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I still don't understand how things in life can be going well (and it is) but I still get horrific periods when brain just goes down a path of "perhaps you should just off yourself". Been 9 years I think since it felt like this... And can't believe that it's back. Feels like a damn anchor. 110
Reposted by SebSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A med student asked me today: "Why does cold mucus turn yellow or green? Does that mean I need antibiotics?" Millions of people panic when they see green. They think it’s a bacterial takeover. But the biology is actually fascinating and way less scary. Let me explain.🧵 19415146
Reposted by SebJohn O'Connell @jdpoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Dear Diary, "So, I think my new role as Public Relations Consultant to Ed Sheeran is off to a very positive start ..." 35214
Reposted by SebUK Anime Network @ukanime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"...if you like style, then you’ll like Survive Style 5+. All the more so for managing to maintain its charm, energy and anarchy with ease across the two-hour runtime." Richard gets arty with Survive Style 5+ from @thirdwindowfilms.com www.uk-anime.net/LiveAction/S... #Film #AsianCinemauk-anime.netSurvive Style 5 +What's your function in life? For two hours at least, it's Watching Survive Style 5+ 032
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Finally got new wireless headphones. Noise cancelling works. Really actually works. Pass though also works. Holy shit. This is amazing. My old 3rd gen won't wxms weren't bad either but the mid range don't for less than half price are just awesome. 010
Reposted by Sebnrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lady Knight Asuka Lineart: 3689702307
Reposted by SebAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One hopes they’re using different scoops, but who knows the workings of the criminal mind? Spotter: Paul www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/2654129... 4496
Reposted by SebAnimation Dad @animation350.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Day 163 recommending an animated film for a full year. Today is my 66th favourite, When the Wind Blows (full movie linked). The genius of this devestating movie is who it chooses as its characters. The hapless and sweet older couple who are completely misunderstanding... youtu.be/-Aecq410vzk?..youtu.beThe Cartoon That Traumatized a Generation | When The Wind BlowsYouTube video by Free Movies By CONtv 172
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Boy. That's a load of dick jokes in chain-smoker cat this week. 001
Reposted by SebUK Anime Network @ukanime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"It’s no wonder Bocchi hit everyone so hard when it landed." Sam Barker shares a personal musical journey and how it resonated with anime sensation Bocchi the Rock: www.uk-anime.net/Articles/Stu... #BocchiTheRock #anime #music #bandsuk-anime.netStupid Kids & Broken Strings - Bocchi the Rockand the Mundane Power of Music 033
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Really low today. Was up on own, kids and Mrs asleep. Brain going full blast. Ended up in a doom spiral. A really deep one. Full on "what are you still doing here" level. Brain went full on making suggestions on how to off myself level. Ended up in fucking tears while making everyone's breakfast. 110
Reposted by SebToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295269012871
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Aww fuck. I've fallen into the Ado hole at work... Getting mega Junna vibes, and loving every second of it. Kinda want her to cover some Linkin Park now... >_>;; 020
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is awesome. So many fond memories of being late for school due to sitting by a radiator reading asterix (and occasionally Calvin and Hobbes). French GCSE had asterix in French for reading! 030
Reposted by SebCharlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Apparently the Cone Count in Glasgow hit 7 this afternoon: 1020737
Reposted by SebThird Window Films @thirdwindowfilms.com · 04/08/2026SURVIVE STYLE 5+ 4K restoration coming to UK cinemas Sep 10 – Ldn @princecharlescinema.com Sep 11 – B'ham Sep 11 – Manchster @cpxmcr.bsky.social Sep 11 – Bristol @wshed.bsky.social Sep 11 – Newcastle Sep 13 – Nottinghm @mayhemfilmfestival.bsky.social more here: thirdwindowfilms.com/films/surviv... 2114
Reposted by SebPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026They left a letter out of the sign for this Brazilian waxing spa. #typo 50101967
Reposted by SebCodfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 24/07/2026😂 I bet we will see a few of these. 0629
Reposted by SebCodfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 18/07/2026On a recent trip to France, I was almost overwhelmed by the stench of expensive perfume. It was so bad I could hardly breathe…. …last time I book a Chanel Tunnel crossing. 😂 0363
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Feeling generally quite angry today for some reason. Not sure why. But suspect there is a lot of sleep deprivation causing it. Overwhelming urge to take a nap. But, I ain't got bowel cancer, so that's a nice bit of news this week. 020
Seb @carvott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My clients have just realised that I am on holiday for two weeks. And off tomorrow and thursday. I have 1.5 days left. In addition to 4 team appraisals, my wonderful clients have sent me at least 4 days of work to complete before I go. Yeah. Good luck with that. 100
