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Cartilage Pizza

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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 18h
Ursula from the little mermaid
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Beer Battered Cheese Curds @beercheese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Greying Old Punk for Jason Chavez
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scolding every MPD officer I see "y'all better stop cheating on overtime, Jacob won't be mayor forever"
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Metal dudes with cats for Jason Chavez
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this app never shows me @endling.bsky.social on my feed this is another attempt to get the homie to steady pop up on the algorithm
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cops call themselves a fraternity
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Praxis by Being Really Annoying >
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bring back crop circles
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ms Rachelite Partisan Brigades
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Lmao”* *fearfully
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When It happens it might be like this, unnoticed by anyone on live tv for a few minutes
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The amount of resources the city invests in its kids should be a flex not an embarrassment
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW! How MPD Built a Police Surveillance Operation Around Renee Good’s Memorial — and What It Cost the Community MPD dedicated 101 personnel to a memorial deployment where just seven people were holding vigil. It was part of a four-day MPD operation that generated $1.92 million in overtime.
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How MPD Built a Police Surveillance Operation Around Renee Good’s Memorial — and What It Cost the Community
Records reveal a coordinated system of drones, city cameras, command-post intelligence, body-worn and helmet cameras, person and vehicle checks, and evidence preservation around the memorial site as p...
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MPD is Jacob’s Freykorps
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Searingly Aaron @searinglyaaron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ICE activity in the Twin Cities increasing. More abductions, including grab & go kidnappings of people going about their lives. Be alert! 38 days before the midterms. Interesting timing
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ChatGPT is nothing compared to the Patent Medicine ads from the 1880's.
Pratts Healing Ointment for Man and Beast - an smiling old man and a horse are in bed with the medication in front of them.
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✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't. Take. The. Bait. & help others not to as well. Don't give it air/allow it to take hold/let it shape conversations.
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Stickers of Minneapolis @stickersofmpls.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Stonewall wasn't about Marriage Equality, It was about Police Violence #Minneapolis #Stickers #CopsOutOfPride
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If it weren’t for people on medical devices I’d be a much bigger EMP enthusiast
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I was a mayor I’d be more excited about good things happening in the communities than some soulless corporate out of towners opening their 500th store front but hey I’m not a mayor
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some people call it a Sky Burial but that’s not my culture so i’m just requesting The Old Fashioned Way
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Futbol should have an orange card
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This rain really needed we
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frey going full fash should be a surprise to no one
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Food truck with cuy spotted let’s go
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bring back the illegal block parties that everyone went to but no one was at
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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A pink-color-scale image of Ms Rachel Waving circled by “ANARCHO MS.RACHELISM”
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going on a walk and being able to pass lowrider enthusiasts, foam-sword-wielding LARPers, a group from an African ethnicity I don’t recognize having a party, punks and soccer practice and still some of yall are scared to set foot in the city
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh wow i remember loving this song i haven’t heard it in ages wait didn’t it come out that one guy in the band goddamnit anyway
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every culture has their own tradition of freestyling something
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s the most absurd thing ive seen today no that’s the most absurd thing ive seen today no that’s the most absurd thing ive seen today no that’s the most absurd thing ive seen today no that’s
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Old enough to see celebrities your age peak and crater catastrophically and you’re just out there chilling
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey if anyone has something written they would be willing to let me(noob) try to illustrate hit me up :)
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love funny things lol
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kohen Wiley was a baby. A baby . Shot by police in Mississippi. His family came to GFS over the weekend and he was memorialized in Say Their Names cemetery. Heartbreaking . Minneapolis stands in Solidarity with those harmed by police violence. Just . damn.
Graveyard sign in white with black letters: 

KOHEN WILEY
JUN 14 2026
AGED 1 YEAR
SENATOBIA, MS
REST IN POWER
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Normalize saying “ewww” loud enough for them to hear you when they walk out the bathroom without washing their hands
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
3 gallons per hour of blended meat per kilometer2° of salted cucumber
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
we learned that basically foundations…once they think a problem is a certain size they see it as something that only governments can solve. rent was seen as a government scale problem. yet the money the state passed for emergency rent relief has yet to be distributed
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
we tracked months of rent payments to an estimated 13,000 families. the expected cost of rehousing those families, had they entered eviction, would be north of $218 million dollars. keeping them housed cost around $38-40 million
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
during OMS we formed a group of rent funds called Keep Minnesota Housed and tracked, between Feb and May, exactly how much rent was being paid and where, and what/where the unmet needs were the documentation allowed us to move money from foundations who had sworn they couldn’t pay rent
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy national iguana awareness day
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
does anyone else feel like this picture of jupiter all the time
Close-up view of Jupiter from NASA’s Juno spacecraft, showing swirling cream, brown, and gray clouds and several large storms. The arrangement of an elongated brown storm and two bright circular storms gives the planet an amusing face-like appearance, resembling eyes and a crooked smile.
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Ash Chudgar @chudgar.com · 11/09/2026
This very evening, in Columbia Heights, HSI and local police kidnapped another of our neighbors. They were all remarkably relaxed. Over the winter, they were rampaging; now they are quiet and confident. We could not stop them. 19/x
A man with a beard wears a POLICE vest with a Taser attachedA tattooed HSI agent performs hours gender to an audience of fellow goons as Somali neighbors look onThree ICE guys strut down a street in Columbia Heights. They are wearing stretch chinos and little sneakers while carrying long guns
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone have money to launder i think opening a front business sounds like fun
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Cartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tfw a random stranger who doesn’t know who you are expresses their appreciation for your petty vandalism 🥹
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Jamie Schwesnedl @schwesbomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
STRATEGIC ABANDONMENT by Jacob Frey's administration of an area where residents voted against him in 2021, voted to abolish the Police department, and voted against the "strong mayor" ammendment: 1. Denial of city services 911 response, garbage removal, street lights, snow removal, sidewalk use
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