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Carter Kalchik

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“God almighty Rivington, that was some professional-quality c***sucking.”
Holding the Soldier’s Scoundrel by Cat Sebastian. Blue cover, a shirtless hunk disrobing another hunk. They’re gonna bone, historically.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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quo usque tandem @tandemabutere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
not the point but imo it's adorable when people who aren't gay men post about Grindr and think it's one of those nice apps where you match with people instead of a meat market where anyone you haven't actively blocked has full, feral access to you
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Historically, Trump's numbers are closer to those of presidents who aren't invited to the next nominating convention than to presidents who get to hand pick the next nominee. Act accordingly.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thanks a lot Christopher
Apple Health sound level chart showing a peak of 103 during a screening of The Odyssey:

“Sound levels hit 90 decibels.
Around 30 minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss.”
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Carly has a dozen all timers, but When I Needed You hits just impossibly hard. Bass line plucks something in my soul. youtu.be/6LaC5LYGNXk?...
youtu.be
Carly Rae Jepsen - When I Needed You (Audio)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Strongly disagree with one of the words belonging in the Yellow category of today's Connections.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’ve become a big fan of the unexamined life. Huge.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Spoilers for Leviticus . . . . . . . . . . . . This is a romance, by the traditional definition
Naim and Ryan from Leviticus, lying next to each other, head-to-foot, light pouring in through a window, sharing a joint
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Letterboxd review of Leviticus: “It’s not Haunted Rivalry, it’s Ilya Follows”
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The auditorium may feel warm; service call is in progress. If you have any concerns, please stop by Guest Services to speak with
management.
SCREEN 7Nikki frowning from Obsession
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
LGBT= Lebanese, Guatemalan, Bicoastal and the T still just stands for Trans
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Not breaking any new ground here but, my god, “City on the Edge of Forever” is so great
Still of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura and some assorted red shirts in front of The Guardian of Forever (aka Carl’s Hole)
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Not to nostalgia post, but strawberries have never tasted better than after we picked and washed them from my parent’s garden when I was ten. And I can’t remember any of them being much bigger than a 50 cent piece
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 20/06/2026
get in girls we're doing discourse
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Brb, taking an enormous bet out on Polymarket that the next move the Trump admin does is just cover the Reflecting Pool with a giant blue tarp…
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the 'heh, look at these cringes voting' shit is just more evidence for my thesis that pretty much everyone would be happier if a lot of folks putatively into politics just got really into like avant-garde art/music scenes or something, where you can exclude lames to your heart's content
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Leftists when liberals are organizing to defeat the pro-meteor party
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not even like… poops?
Toilet with a sign that says “Please do not flush anything except toilet paper”
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Couldn’t be me saying “c’mon baby, you can do it” like the babu frik guy all week. Couldn’t be my partner saying “that’s a big pipe huh?” Couldn’t be.
static.klipy.com
Grogu (Baby Yoda) Hugs Babu Frik
ALT: Grogu (Baby Yoda) Hugs Babu Frik
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Trump $250 bill is fitting, it’s what you’ll need to fill up a tank gas soon
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Excited for this new movie coming out called IMAX
The theatrical one sheet poster for Disclosure Day with the word IMAX bigger than anything else.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Critical enjoyment -> enjoyment of criticism -> criticism of enjoyment
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I just discovered that E-mail exists in Star Wars
Page from Star Wars Dark Forces Soldier for the Empire with the phrase “and Jan had sent an E-mail” highlighted
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Don’t love the new Harry Styles song but the music video fucks
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“Directionally very bad” is the phrase this era deserves
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Generic ballot will peak for Dems in month or so and then tighten over the summer and everyone’s gonna wig and then it will open up again after Labor Day and everyone will be so fucking surprised that Dems take the House and Senate in November.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I made a 40 minute video about the F-slur in MM Romance for you: youtu.be/f55FjzkNkfU?...
youtu.be
Shrapnel: Ambient Homophobia and the F-Slur in MM Romance
YouTube video by Tongue in Cheek
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Barnes & Noble doing a "double stamps" weekend over Independent Bookstore day is real loser shit
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Kids making the Metro announcements during Autism acceptance month 🥹
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Robert Smith @bondhack.ft.com · 09/04/2026
Hall of fame FT correction
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
CRJ is the Dostoevsky of pop music, as many have said
Michaela
@mimizima_
And Carly Rae Jepsen said "before you came into my life I missed you so bad"
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Libriscent •
@ libriscent
When someone says "I love you" but
Dostoevsky said:
Apr 7
"I dreamed of you before I ever met you, and when I finally did, it was as if I had known you all my life"
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Shuffle knows what’s going on
Radio Song
OUT OF TIME
R.E.M.
The world is collapsing
Around our ears
I turned up the radio
But I can't hear it
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If you’re an “author” who obviously uses AI for marketing and you follow me, you’re going on the list: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Fuck, space is so cool
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Hot sauce politics
A variety of novelty, pro-Trump hot sauces with one “Dump Trump” one
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Tap to pay”: you do what it says, perfectly understandable “Contactless”: you literally have to contact the thing, what is wrong with you
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’ve been a journalist for 27 years. I’ve reported major stories about mass surveillance, torture, war, the military-industrial complex, police black sites, etc. But this is the most important story I’ve ever had the horror/honor to work on. For it is a story about the current phase of a genocide.
wired.com
The Ghosts of Al-Shifa Hospital
Months into a supposed ceasefire in Gaza, doctors still have to smuggle in basic medical supplies—and treat new casualties of war.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Real normal day on Twitter.com
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gen z is trying to cancel anal sex
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"anal sex is abusive" is a funny reminder of how much latent homophobia actually underlies radfem political lesbianism
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essentially just affirming heteronormativity by negation
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its so funny when people describe sex acts as inherently misogynist bo most of the lesbians
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"antisemitism-shaped" works as a term. It really does capture how conspiracy theories almost inevitably assume a form isomorphic to antisemitism, and from there sooner or later turn into pure antisemitism.
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My body is a temple. It’s an ancient, crumbling ruin, haunted by ghosts of the past.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
In the distant future, the bards will sing of how the gods punished the imperial capital with intense heat and bitter cold for the insolence of the mad king.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Going to my local coffee shop owned by a woman named Kathy, hoping no one recognizes that I softly hum Kate Bush “Wuthering Heights” every time I come.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Again, I know this isn’t a popular view, but turning AIPAC into this lurking bogeyman, treating it as the core villain of politics, the hidden hand behind all our woes, flies uncomfortably close to some far darker stuff. The amount we’re talking about it.. just doesn’t make a ton of sense to me.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"3.1" below normal" how fucking dare you D.C. Winter, why are you like this??? CC @capitalweather.bsky.social
Capital Weather Gang
@capitalweather • 10h
Now that we've declared winter over, let's look back it!
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Some cool stats: * Coldest Dec-Feb since 2002-03; first time Dec, Jan, and Feb were all
colder than normal since 2009-2010.
* If no more snow falls, the total in DC of 10.6" would be 3.1" below normal. But snow was on the ground longer than normal because of combo of
Snowcrete and cold. * Midwest Regional Climate Center rated it a "severe" winter on its scale,
level 4 out of 5, mainly because of the cold and long-lasting snow cover.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Every evil dude in the Trump admin looks like they had a list of names in high school that would have gotten them sent to the counselors office.
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