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Carter Kalchik

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We must retvrn
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“God almighty Rivington, that was some professional-quality c***sucking.”
Holding the Soldier’s Scoundrel by Cat Sebastian. Blue cover, a shirtless hunk disrobing another hunk. They’re gonna bone, historically.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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quo usque tandem @tandemabutere.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
not the point but imo it's adorable when people who aren't gay men post about Grindr and think it's one of those nice apps where you match with people instead of a meat market where anyone you haven't actively blocked has full, feral access to you
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Historically, Trump's numbers are closer to those of presidents who aren't invited to the next nominating convention than to presidents who get to hand pick the next nominee. Act accordingly.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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The Odyssey Jon Bernthal
ALT: The Odyssey Jon Bernthal
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thanks a lot Christopher
Apple Health sound level chart showing a peak of 103 during a screening of The Odyssey:

“Sound levels hit 90 decibels.
Around 30 minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss.”
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Carly has a dozen all timers, but When I Needed You hits just impossibly hard. Bass line plucks something in my soul. youtu.be/6LaC5LYGNXk?...
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Carly Rae Jepsen - When I Needed You (Audio)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Strongly disagree with one of the words belonging in the Yellow category of today's Connections.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
More and more every day
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’ve become a big fan of the unexamined life. Huge.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Spoilers for Leviticus . . . . . . . . . . . . This is a romance, by the traditional definition
Naim and Ryan from Leviticus, lying next to each other, head-to-foot, light pouring in through a window, sharing a joint
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Letterboxd review of Leviticus: “It’s not Haunted Rivalry, it’s Ilya Follows”
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The auditorium may feel warm; service call is in progress. If you have any concerns, please stop by Guest Services to speak with
management.
SCREEN 7Nikki frowning from Obsession
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Case in point: partner and I are seeing Leviticus tonight
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Chucky Laughing Hysterically
ALT: Chucky Laughing Hysterically
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Horror and comedy are very close, often hand in hand. And of course some horror is just bad or not actually scary.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
LGBT= Lebanese, Guatemalan, Bicoastal and the T still just stands for Trans
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OTOH, droves of people show up to r/IsItAI every day asking about photos of people with seventeen fingers, objects melting into each other, and text that resembles alien hieroglyphics and they legitimately don’t seem to know if they were generated by AI or not.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Not breaking any new ground here but, my god, “City on the Edge of Forever” is so great
Still of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura and some assorted red shirts in front of The Guardian of Forever (aka Carl’s Hole)
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Doesn’t help that it was generated by an LLM. The machine mind focuses too much on dental care, longing for the teeth it will never have?
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Not to nostalgia post, but strawberries have never tasted better than after we picked and washed them from my parent’s garden when I was ten. And I can’t remember any of them being much bigger than a 50 cent piece
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sometimes it’s less “everyone is twelve” and more “everyone is acting on grievances from when they were twelve”
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Let. Her. Cook.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 20/06/2026
get in girls we're doing discourse
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Brb, taking an enormous bet out on Polymarket that the next move the Trump admin does is just cover the Reflecting Pool with a giant blue tarp…
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the 'heh, look at these cringes voting' shit is just more evidence for my thesis that pretty much everyone would be happier if a lot of folks putatively into politics just got really into like avant-garde art/music scenes or something, where you can exclude lames to your heart's content
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Leftists when liberals are organizing to defeat the pro-meteor party
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not even like… poops?
Toilet with a sign that says “Please do not flush anything except toilet paper”
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Couldn’t be me saying “c’mon baby, you can do it” like the babu frik guy all week. Couldn’t be my partner saying “that’s a big pipe huh?” Couldn’t be.
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Grogu (Baby Yoda) Hugs Babu Frik
ALT: Grogu (Baby Yoda) Hugs Babu Frik
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Trump $250 bill is fitting, it’s what you’ll need to fill up a tank gas soon
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Excited for this new movie coming out called IMAX
The theatrical one sheet poster for Disclosure Day with the word IMAX bigger than anything else.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Critical enjoyment -> enjoyment of criticism -> criticism of enjoyment
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Breakout Year is so good, adore KD Casey! If she likes those maybe try these m/m romances: We Could Be So Good (1960s NYC, but doesn’t feel “historical”, one of my all time faves) After the Siren (Aussie rules football, very sweet) Meet Me in the Sky (opposites attract while stuck at an airport)
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This book (Dark Forces: Soldier for the Empire) also has time in hours “p.m.”, another thing I can’t recall seeing before or since in Star Wars
A page from Star Wars Dark Forces: Soldier for the Empire with the phrase “after 8:00 p.m.” highlighted.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Especially reading that at night on a Sunday before work 😰
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I just discovered that E-mail exists in Star Wars
Page from Star Wars Dark Forces Soldier for the Empire with the phrase “and Jan had sent an E-mail” highlighted
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Don’t love the new Harry Styles song but the music video fucks
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“Directionally very bad” is the phrase this era deserves
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Generic ballot will peak for Dems in month or so and then tighten over the summer and everyone’s gonna wig and then it will open up again after Labor Day and everyone will be so fucking surprised that Dems take the House and Senate in November.
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I made a 40 minute video about the F-slur in MM Romance for you: youtu.be/f55FjzkNkfU?...
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Shrapnel: Ambient Homophobia and the F-Slur in MM Romance
YouTube video by Tongue in Cheek
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Barnes & Noble doing a "double stamps" weekend over Independent Bookstore day is real loser shit
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Kids making the Metro announcements during Autism acceptance month 🥹
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Robert Smith @bondhack.ft.com · 09/04/2026
Hall of fame FT correction
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Carter Kalchik @carterkalchik.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
CRJ is the Dostoevsky of pop music, as many have said
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And Carly Rae Jepsen said "before you came into my life I missed you so bad"
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@ libriscent
When someone says "I love you" but
Dostoevsky said:
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"I dreamed of you before I ever met you, and when I finally did, it was as if I had known you all my life"
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