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El Gyōretsu

@carnyvore.bsky.social
199 followers 90 following 215 posts

Black pilled, red pilled, rainbow pilled, omni pilled, I took all the pills now I’m very sick

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11h
If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never thought he would rage against MY machine!
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
big amygdala energy
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That us all of us friend
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’ve already created the Omega Brain, sire
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keep your DEI hands offa my dude porn
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every year they are squeezing like one more nanosecond out of these poor atoms — when will it stop?
phys.org
Scientists build world's most accurate atomic clock
Take a second and turn it into trillions of moments. Measure each one. That's how precisely an atomic clock at Singapore's Centre for Quantum Technologies (CQT) keeps time—and with record-setting accu...
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Ottoman’s Tale
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump outflanking the left by doing UBI
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Walking into a place where sun enters through a big hole in the ceiling: “whoa this place is sacred”
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Always a huge fan of Elizabeth Holmes
Creepy guy from Lost Highway
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just thinking back, the world really changed when Mr. Nirvana died
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This really speaks to me — the boundary must be a little stochastic to be fair. There can be no fairness near the boundary.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is there a super-toxoplasmosis you only get from bunnies?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I never trusted that band
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You drive a Pathfinder, but you have never been so lost
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gotta put my palm in front of my face to show how serious I am about dancing to Your Idol
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Mother Night, fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace.” Sir, the park is officially closed, please vacate the premises
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It hurt when I first saw it too
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It does if the pool is deep enough
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Killed with hammers 😢
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
shooting del monte fruit cocktail outta that thing
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god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
country roads take me home to the place I belong (hell)
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Milfpocalypse
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wow so you are going throw a fit about being force-fed shit that sucks? Stop being hysterical — by Jordan Peterson
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone out there ever try pigs milk? You never see it in stores. What are they hiding from us?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Triscuitmaxxing
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Average republican is a democrat
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Videotape now Podcast smdh
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ve had this chrome tab open with the wikipedia page on Sea Peoples for two years now
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ok, I’ll take the bait: debt is Moloch, the dark shadow of a distributional error
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All my contacts have the note “Don’t believe their lies”
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Haven’t us juggalos been through enough in this life?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sweet god dawg
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mandatory transitions for all!!!
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gonna tell my kids this is Russell Vought
Whispers from Sense8 tortures a guy
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
People always add more consonants when they really mean to add more vowels
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You the commie
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
and he already had a big natural pharyngocele
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My good shaman friend: “This snail poison... it make you cum to death.”
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They just don’t make curses that last seven generations anymore, and it shows
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sci Fi writer: what if these space farers were also perverts?
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This wedding is for us we earned it
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