carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@espn.com here’s one for you’ve been Mossed. 000
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/05/2026"Sir, I have never seen anyone do this in a cognitive test before! Normally, patients realize almost immediately that they can't hammer a cylinder into a square hole, but you've been hammering for forty minutes. You are, truly, an exceptional patient. Let me get a cloth to take care of that drool." 41937217
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialMorning Joe @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Joe: Affordability and my dad 13167
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Donald Trump portrays himself as Jesus Christ less than a week after threatening to annihilate an entire civilization with genocide. You’re not a Christian if you support this at all. So just stop calling yourself one 000
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Alex Jones is not holding back on his old pal Trump after Trump attacked him and others and called him stupid for opposing the war 1181963622
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026it’s crazy that you can be the president and be like “i’m the messiah and i am going to bomb and murder children” and tens of millions of people who ostensibly subscribe to a religion that say doing both of those things is bad will snort their approval like the little hogs they are 241132187
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇 20581781113261
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialSerendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social · 20/03/2026💕Well said Stephanie Ruhle💕 2338383
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026@cnbc.com Joe Kernen doesn’t understand why the Republicans can’t blame the Democrats for the for the TSA funding problem. Well here. I’m a Joe Q jackass and I can tell him why. The reason you can’t blame Democrats is because they come to the floor 100
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026So Donald Trump says, “the counter terrorism official was weak on security.“ Does he listen to himself? So he appointed someone he calls weak to the top job at the counterterrorism center? Think about that. 001
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialGizmodo @gizmodo.com · 05/02/2026After Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' pickup at Apple TV, series based on hit fantasy books are having a big moment.gizmodo.comThe 'Eragon' Dragon Fantasy Series Is Still Alive at Disney+After Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' pickup at Apple TV, series based on hit fantasy books are having a big moment. 042
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 01/02/2026@brianstelter.bsky.social are you serious? I just watched your comments on the Melania documentary. First, it’s the best preforming doc in 10 years. Yeah because no one goes to the theater spending 20 to see a doc. But this one was special because it drew lots of Trump sycophants. Then you said it 100
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialAshley Elise @ashleyelise.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My X account is currently suspended. I will be posting regularly on here from now on even if I get my ex back up, I intend to keep this account more relevant and current. Please share! ❤️ 3628
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialKhashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This breaks my heart. 24645175
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 04/01/2026Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." 158102973355
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialJames Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I agree with this. Trumpago delenda est. www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-rena...publicnotice.coWhy every vestige of Trump must be torn downHe's trying to create a physical legacy. The moment he's out of power, it has to be smashed to bits. 521672247
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialAdam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator? This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover. 697153443956
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialHome of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"I don't know." For a White House that claims Trump is involved in every policy decision, there's a lot he doesn't know about... 661503487
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialCraig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Damnit this is good writing, @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social. 531301331
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialStevieGeee💙🌊🩵🎨🐶🚘🎼💐🏳️🌈 🇮🇹 & Cher @steviegeee.bsky.social · 15/11/2025#RepublicansLieAboutEVERYTHING🤥 #RepublicansAreHypocrites🤥 #RepublicansAreCorrupt🕵️ #RepublicansCanNOTGovern❌ #RepublicansAreDestroyingUSA☄️ #RepublicansAreRacists🫥 #RepublicansAreHypocrites🤥 #EndTheRepublicanClownShow🤡 363108873460
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 14/11/2025They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil 463176959
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/11/2025There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy 1440193503678
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialiWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 01/11/2025if @neguse.house.gov has to *rewrite your dumb question* about Donny’s shutdown on the fly? you absolutely suck at journalism www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/s/... 361261364
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialSo Sick of This Shit LIBBEY DEM ♿🇺🇦🇵🇸 @justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025 018958
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/10/2025In retrospect, perhaps trusting all of the government's systems and data to Elon Musk and his band of 20-year-old cybercriminals was not the smartest move. 522589805
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 17/10/2025The republitard party’s main constituency is made up of bigots , pedophiles, and racists. 010
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social 8042356415120
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialFree Range Person (satirical) @freeegs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025youtu.be/4MrusKCZ0Mo?...youtu.beParadeYouTube video by Idrathernot13 111
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 02/10/2025Albania and Azerbaijan were never at war, but since President #Trump claims to have settled the “conflict”, the presidents demanded President #Macron to congratulate them on the “big win”. 20334117
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialYersinia @lizcw.bsky.social · 02/10/2025"The only correct interpretation of the bible is the one that lets me do whatever I already wanted to do and reinforces my biases" —Assholes 3:16 7104195
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/09/2025 424116343661
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialTiggsCupcake @tiggsisacupcake.bsky.social · 19/09/2025ABC's New Logo 1627690
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 18/09/2025PSA: A "Major Terrorist Organization" (MTO) is not a thing. The Immigration and Nationality Act *delegates* power to the State Department to designate *FOREIGN* terrorist organizations (FTOs) based on certain criteria. It doesn't apply to domestic orgs. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! 247105772849
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 13/09/2025Yes, Fox News Host Brian Kilmeade really said this about homeless people: “Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill 'em." 71636331537
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!) Receipts: zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki... 330125475677
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This too 1392049736
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Thank you. 222720595
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/08/2025In my expert opinion, she's excellent. 832677573
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialJeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/08/2025weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him 705283978246
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialJennie and Scout @jenniegross.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Scout wasn’t ready for this year’s competition, but he’s sure he can hang ten with the champions next summer. apnews.com/photo-galler...apnews.comPhotos of surfing dogs hanging ten in annual competitionPACIFICA, Calif. (AP) — The annual World Dog Surfing Championships took place near San Francisco on Saturday. 927434
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialDAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025A skater rescuing a wild bunny from a pool 682999277
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 25/07/2025More slimy Republican behavior. They are liars, cheats and bigots one and all 020
Reposted by @carlhelton.bsky.socialRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult. 378162912970
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 25/07/2025They need to stop calling Taylor, a legend. She was one of the worst players to ever win this game #BB27. 000
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Ran into Chicken George today. What a nice friendly man. #bb27 040
carlhelton.bsky.social @carlhelton.bsky.social · 22/07/2025@joe-scarborough.bsky.social love how you always rail at Harvard and insist things must change, but you ignore Alabama and all the discriminatory practices of that state and school. Convenient 010
