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soy un perro callejero, y soy duro de pelar

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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Llámenlo Patrisio
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
La tercera temporada de Ted Lasso es durilla eh
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Ghostdog(Psyduck) @ghostdog97.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
- Therian Canguro: No puedes derrotarme. - Soldado: No, pero el si. - Primillo chico: *Hace six seven*
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Bea ⚔️ | Average Amadís enjoyer @amadisitosbea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Timtober 1: Timmy
Dibujo de Timmy, el perrito menos fotogénico del mundo. Está tumbado raro y saca la lengua un poquito y juzga mucho.
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Xabier Ramírez @hamahiru.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cuchillos de grandes dimensiones vs grandes tenedores. La guerra de los cubiertos.
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maria @kitttsune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Si yo fuera la esposa del Rey de Minos y tuviera un niño toro tendriamos septums a juego y seriamos normal, todo eso del laberinto es innecesario
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're just innocent men...
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're just normal men.
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're just normal men.
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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That was interesting. Thanks!
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hlbchr @hlbchr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
El universo y la suerte y la causalidad deberían ser más como cuando Reacher va a una tienda de segunda mano en un pueblo y siempre encuentra un buen outfit de entretiempo, funcional, masculino y sin estridencias, en la talla 450.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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Gareth Hanrahan @mytholder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the spirit of Borges: Humans are ranked thusly 1. those who don't have a podcast 2. those who do 3. those who have one with a former adversary 4. those who have taken a vow of silence 5. those who have taken such a vow, yet still podcast 6. those who have one with a current adversary 7. (cont)
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
En la post-créditos de El Fin de la Historia de Francis Fukuyama se revela que en la secuela van a volver los nazis
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Acordándome cuando Alfred Molina decidió que le sudaba la polla la campaña de márketing de Sony y empezó a contar toda la peli cada vez que le preguntaban.
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Teniente Nelo @melonelo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"No estaba convencido de coger el cuerpo de Ramón y usando para bailar una bachata, pero reconozco que el resultado final es impecable". —Alejandro Amenábar, director de Mar adentro.
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cual es vuestra coldest take? Vuestra opinión más popular?
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
—¿Te has traído los cepos? —No, ¿y tú? —Yo trampoco.
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Fleibur @drfleibur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No tenéis lengua para escribir un Quijote.
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fascinated by the modern narcissus, the fool that makes language that can write itself and ascribes it to some animating spirit
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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🕸️ADRIÁN BONILLA🕸️ @adrianbcomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
La semana pasada empecé a hacer esta tontería para calentar y resulta que darle vueltas al estilo, al trazo, a los pinceles y demás viene genial para activar la mente y ponerse en modo "dibujante de cómics", si es que eso existe.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mi party de DnD ha decidido que su siguiente misión es solicitar una hipoteca para comprarse un coche, qué cojones he hecho mal
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
¿Os acordáis del "Get a life, puta"?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 26/08/2023
Among his people, the Inhumans of the Hidden Land of Attilan, he is known by his true name, Benedict Cumberbatch. But to the rest of the world, he is the formidable Ben Cum
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Pirate Princess Jess (She/Her) @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Milk Cyclops
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🎃SpookIndy🎃 @doctorindy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
La lesbiana china encontrándose con toda la gente que leyó su tutorial de comer coños:
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Llamar "cigüeña" a una matrona es un slur?
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Todos mis posts están escritos por IA (Imbécil Agobiado)
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Se viene, chavales. La chavala de Kill Six Billion Demons va a matar a seis billones de demonios
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Bigu @biguhacecosas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
-Porque tu no tienes diferencia de sexo? +Yo no tengo sexo 😔 -¿¿No tienes sexo?? -(No tiene sexo)
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「YASE」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
criticáis cosas rarísimas
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Aranuel @aranuel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
el otro coolest dog around
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 07/09/2026
the zohran guillotine image done up like the shinzo abe meme, have sex, see you space cowboy
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cómo que DnD significa "Dungeons and Dragons"???? Llevo todo este tiempo pensando que significaba "Drogas naturales Duras" y que eráis todos unos porretas
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coolest dog around @carismamenosdos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cómo que DnD significa "Dungeons and Dragons"???? Llevo todo este tiempo pensando que significaba "Drogas naturales Duras" y que eráis todos unos porretas
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K.C. Mead-Brewer @kcmeadbrewer.com · 02/11/2023
[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/09/2026
A photographer in the Chatsworth Nature Preserve in Los Angeles captured a real-life image of something you would never see in cartoons: a coyote who successfully nabbed a road runner, instead of falling from a cliff, getting hit by a train or having an anvil land on him.
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Photo of Road Runner Snagged by Coyote Shows That Cartoons Were a Lie
Here’s some bad news: Sometimes the coyote does win.
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