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I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm linktr.ee/carefreebomb

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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✨ 𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝔂 ✨. 🌙🌿
A flower-covered pink guillotine stands beneath a crescent moon in a dreamy pastel garden. “REWARD THEM FOR THE WORLD THEY CREATED.”
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 20/09/2026
You feel cold
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran can suck a sloppy wet shit from my asshole. Free Palestine
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 12/09/2026
Not so friendly reminder that Crazy Taxi World Tour is openly using generative AI for assets. If a streamer is participating in the network beta, then they support this garbage, full stop/slop
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous looks and sounds so fucking cool
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 08/09/2026
Slippery People underrated, Crosseyed and Painless is STILL WAITING, but I probably gotta give it to Life During Wartime
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 04/09/2026
Got sick of Instagram reels never embedding properly in Discord and watching the url fixes (kkinstagram, etc) constantly fail, so I programmed my bot to ask if the sender of a recognized url wants the embed to be fixed, then calls yt-dlp to temporarily save the videos and edits it into the reply 😌🖕
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 04/09/2026
o p e i t k n o w s 🧀 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
My Dialect Quiz results. "You talk most like someone from Wisconsin -- about 55% of your answers match a typical resident." It's true.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 03/09/2026
PlayStation airs State of Leased Games**
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 03/09/2026
Just in case you haven't heard it from anyone else yet: Fuck ModRetro. Don't buy their shit. Fuck Palmer Lucky, fuck military contractors, fuck GameStop for carrying this bullshit, and fuck the lemmings who buy the Game Boys made from *attack drone metal.* Eat the biggest of turds, all of you.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 01/09/2026
My memoir will be titled, Help, I Drank Two Cans of Arizona and I Can't Stop Pissing
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 31/08/2026
Another monthly Archipelago in the books. 9 players, more next time! :cfbINSANE:
Screenshot of an Archipelago Multiworld Tracker for 9 players with various video games
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 27/08/2026
Forty dollar rug Twenty dollar lamp PlayStation 2 Tony Hawk 4
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 23/08/2026
I want to bewiive
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cars in GTA 6 need gas is how hard we lost the Iran war.
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General Andrews @generalandrews.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No no The CREATURE is a Metroid The character you play as is Metroid’s Monster - birdgas
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Super Metroid: Ridley's Jumpscare
ALT: Super Metroid: Ridley's Jumpscare
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 16/08/2026
I don't need to watch Love on the Spectrum, I already saw it in 2001 when it was called Final Fantasy X
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 13/08/2026
G A M I N G 🚀💥 Happy 30th Quake
Screenshot of CareFreeBomb's Steam profile with a completed achievement set for Quake, in honor of the 30th anniversary.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 13/08/2026
It's too bad there really aren't any twitch alternatives. Kick is a cesspool, YouTube has been playing the same gen AI game for a while now, and every other startup seems to crash and burn in their first year.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"If it was opt-in, nobody would opt in" Yeah man that's the fucking point we're trying to make dumb fuck
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 12/08/2026
Important notice for streamers: There's a new opt-out on Twitch to disallow them from using your content to train generative AI. It can be found at the very bottom of www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
A screenshot of CareFreeBomb's twitch channel settings with the "Training for Generative AI" option circled in red so others know where to find the setting and turn it off.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 12/08/2026
I don't want to live in Wisconsin anymore
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 10/08/2026
The way people glaze on Goldeneye 64 30 years later is so strange to me. Everything about it has aged like raccoon milk compared to a contemporary like Quake that did it first. I usually don't like to play the nostalgia card, but split screen really does have people convinced it was quintessential.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 08/08/2026
2026 and still no noose emoji
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 06/08/2026
System of a Down - Deer Dance, but it's DoorDash, send blue skeet
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The FF7 Remake writers really named Cloud’s mother Claudia. And we didn’t say shit, we just let them do it . Humanity is finished.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 04/08/2026
Maybe a hot take, but programming is an art and therefore was ruined by AI the same way that creative writing, visual mediums, music, and gaming were.
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The Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One reason autistic community matters so much is because so many of us have never been in a room where we weren’t the odd one out. The first time that change your nervous system notices before your mind actively does.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 01/08/2026
I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to see a viable professional future as someone with a degree in Software Engineering when I morally object to generative AI on grounds of creative theft and environmental harm. I also didn't formally train in the skill for years just to babysit Claude.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 28/07/2026
🎨: @wolfen50.bsky.social
It's the Super Mario Bros. 3 box art for the NES, but Mario is replaced with the raccoon from the quoted post's photo.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 24/07/2026
The state of Minecraft is so fucking bleak that people get excited for an update every three months that adds the ability to sit on a cushion to a 17 year old game
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 24/07/2026
Punisher... or Punishee?? 🤔
A totally random screenshot from Marvel's The Punisher season 2 from Netflix of Jon Benthal as Frank Castle leaning up against a motel sink with the caption, "Well, not in the ass. First time for that."
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 22/07/2026
Proof of life + Rosie It's also my BIRTHDAY and I'm playing grandpa games on twitch for the first time since January right now Reply "AAAA CFB IS LIVE" or face The Consequences ™
An old ginger man in a Super Metroid shirt wearing headphones and his angry kitty Rosie
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 18/07/2026
I have an AWS account from a thing I coded 5 years ago for my streaming rig that comes out to ~80 cents a month which is why I never remember to cancel it (because ew bezos and I rarely stream). Today I woke up to an anomaly detection email stating I owed near *900 million dollars* due to their bug
Screenshot of an AWS portal page that has an "actual spend" amount of $858,993,459.20
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 17/07/2026
Sometimes I daydream about a return-to-eldritch-form Quake 5 with a punctual campaign, freeze tag, and a Reznor/Ross soundtrack @xbox.com you own id now, right? Who do I pitch to, get Asha on the line. Tell her I work for rent and red bull, and I promise not to make any Romero Daikatana ad jokes
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 28/06/2026
In what universe is a crunchy taco supreme worth $4
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 18/06/2026
I went back to threads on a whim maybe a month or so ago and man, idk what the hell happened over there, but it is an absolute fucking nightmare now. Chud City and the algo is steering *hard* for engagement bait. Idk if they all got bored with X and Facebook or what but the 2023 party vibes are dead
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Valheim @valheimgame.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In case you missed our release date reveal trailer last week, here it is again!
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Valheim: 1.0 & Deep North – Release Date Reveal Trailer
Sharpen your axes and prepare to conquer the Deep North – Valheim exits Early Access and releases into 1.0 on 9 September 2026! Valheim is available for purchase on the Steam, Microsoft/Xbox,…
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 10/06/2026
Y'all can hate on the Ocarina remake art style all you want, but just wait til we get high definition winking moaning fusion danced old lady Twinrova titty
Some screenshot of N64 ass Ocarina of Time Twinrova boss from Spirit Temple. Granny twins got me actin up
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 09/06/2026
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Ocarina remake 🕯️ at the 🕯️ Nintendo Direct 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 29/05/2026
Oooooooooooh I'm so excited. Same devs as Shovel Knight. 92 on Metacritic. Old school Zelda and Castlevania vibes. This is gonna fuck
Mina the Hollower downloading on Steam.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 28/05/2026
You're sliding into her DMs I'm sliding down Peach's Castle We are not the same
Super Mario 64 Secret Slide screenshot that I stole off Google Images, probably from IGN or something but who cares
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 23/05/2026
Promise you'll spread my ashes in the Windows XP default wallpaper when I die
Bliss, originally titled Bucolic Green Hills, is the default wallpaper of Microsoft's Windows XP operating system. It is a photograph of green rolling hills and daytime sky with cirrus clouds. Charles O'Rear, a former National Geographic photographer, took the photo in January 1996 near the Napa–Sonoma county line, California, after a phylloxera infestation forced vineyards to be cleared from the hill years prior. He used a Mamiya RZ67 camera and Fujifilm's Velvia film to create the photograph; O'Rear remarked that he did not enhance or manipulate the photograph.

via Wikipedia
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 16/05/2026
Y'all they really said give it that fat pixar dumpy
The backside of a GameCube controller uwu
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 12/05/2026
I post this every few months and it never seems to gain any traction, but I'll continue shouting at the void that StreamElements is based in Tel Aviv, Israel, and everyone on twitch should really switch their alerts, chatbots, merch shops, and donation pages to a service not actively funding zionism
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 12/05/2026
Absolutely a gaming hot take, but my favorite from Supergiant isn't Hades - it's always been Bastion.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 11/05/2026
Tax-idermy the rich
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