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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 20/09/2026
You feel cold
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 04/09/2026
o p e i t k n o w s 🧀 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
My Dialect Quiz results. "You talk most like someone from Wisconsin -- about 55% of your answers match a typical resident." It's true.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 31/08/2026
Another monthly Archipelago in the books. 9 players, more next time! :cfbINSANE:
Screenshot of an Archipelago Multiworld Tracker for 9 players with various video games
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 13/08/2026
G A M I N G 🚀💥 Happy 30th Quake
Screenshot of CareFreeBomb's Steam profile with a completed achievement set for Quake, in honor of the 30th anniversary.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 12/08/2026
Important notice for streamers: There's a new opt-out on Twitch to disallow them from using your content to train generative AI. It can be found at the very bottom of www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
A screenshot of CareFreeBomb's twitch channel settings with the "Training for Generative AI" option circled in red so others know where to find the setting and turn it off.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 28/07/2026
🎨: @wolfen50.bsky.social
It's the Super Mario Bros. 3 box art for the NES, but Mario is replaced with the raccoon from the quoted post's photo.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 24/07/2026
Punisher... or Punishee?? 🤔
A totally random screenshot from Marvel's The Punisher season 2 from Netflix of Jon Benthal as Frank Castle leaning up against a motel sink with the caption, "Well, not in the ass. First time for that."
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 22/07/2026
Proof of life + Rosie It's also my BIRTHDAY and I'm playing grandpa games on twitch for the first time since January right now Reply "AAAA CFB IS LIVE" or face The Consequences ™
An old ginger man in a Super Metroid shirt wearing headphones and his angry kitty Rosie
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 18/07/2026
I have an AWS account from a thing I coded 5 years ago for my streaming rig that comes out to ~80 cents a month which is why I never remember to cancel it (because ew bezos and I rarely stream). Today I woke up to an anomaly detection email stating I owed near *900 million dollars* due to their bug
Screenshot of an AWS portal page that has an "actual spend" amount of $858,993,459.20
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 10/06/2026
Y'all can hate on the Ocarina remake art style all you want, but just wait til we get high definition winking moaning fusion danced old lady Twinrova titty
Some screenshot of N64 ass Ocarina of Time Twinrova boss from Spirit Temple. Granny twins got me actin up
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 29/05/2026
Oooooooooooh I'm so excited. Same devs as Shovel Knight. 92 on Metacritic. Old school Zelda and Castlevania vibes. This is gonna fuck
Mina the Hollower downloading on Steam.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 28/05/2026
You're sliding into her DMs I'm sliding down Peach's Castle We are not the same
Super Mario 64 Secret Slide screenshot that I stole off Google Images, probably from IGN or something but who cares
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 23/05/2026
Promise you'll spread my ashes in the Windows XP default wallpaper when I die
Bliss, originally titled Bucolic Green Hills, is the default wallpaper of Microsoft's Windows XP operating system. It is a photograph of green rolling hills and daytime sky with cirrus clouds. Charles O'Rear, a former National Geographic photographer, took the photo in January 1996 near the Napa–Sonoma county line, California, after a phylloxera infestation forced vineyards to be cleared from the hill years prior. He used a Mamiya RZ67 camera and Fujifilm's Velvia film to create the photograph; O'Rear remarked that he did not enhance or manipulate the photograph.

via Wikipedia
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 16/05/2026
Y'all they really said give it that fat pixar dumpy
The backside of a GameCube controller uwu
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 21/04/2026
Ope, was eating a sandwich and forgot alt text
Tortoiseshell Cat Energy
You're the tortoisshell cat with chatoic genius energy and zero fear of debate.
You turn boredom into entertainment like it's your full-time job.
You tease because you're curious and you like seeing what other cats are made of.
You're inventive and always starting something interesting.
You love freedom, so you flirt with the rules like they're a toy mouse.
Good Matches: Black Cat, Black Smoke Cat
Bad Matches: White Cat, Gray Cat
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 13/04/2026
Y'all these new PS5 controllers are craaazy glossy compared to the other models. The grips and even the touch pad feel like the face buttons normally do. Was definitely not expecting that. If it wasn't immediately obvious, I love the Techno Red
A PlayStation 5 DualSense controller in new Techno Red on a wood finish table. It is incredibly glossy.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 21/03/2026
Electronic DJs be like
It's technically Filburt from Rocko Modern Life's son from some 2019 special or something, but pretend it's actually him in front of the old Nickelodeon DJ commercial bump with text that says "Turn the knob, raise your hands." It's a DJ joke. The character on the cartoon used to say "turn the page, wash your hands." I am not funny. Please clap.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 14/03/2026
The plan: Maybe I'll just chill out and work on Ocarina Master Quest achievements tonight. I'm sure that'll be a relaxing time, right? The result:
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 10/03/2026
Real ones settle shit here
It's a top down diagram of the colorful Block Fort map for Balloon Battle mode in Mario Kart 64.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 09/03/2026
Donald Glover / Childish Gambino as Yoshi in the new movie is the funniest choice ever, I love it
A portrait photo of Donald Glover with the announcing text of being cast as Yoshi in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 06/03/2026
Oh just thinkin bout ✿.。.:* ☆:**:. 𝒽 𝑒 𝓇 .:**:.☆*.:。.✿
A screenshot I took while playing through Pokémon PureRGB Red (a fan hack of the original Game Boy game) of the Elite 4's Lorelei being defeated by a powered-up Mewtwo saying, "How dare you!" I'm grinding for dollars so I can buy more ultra balls and finish this Retro Achievement set.Original art for Lorelei from Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen for the Game Boy Advance (and now Nintendo Switch despite being a $20 language/version locked standalone purchase and not on their virtual console which would ultimately make too much sense).A frame of Lorelei in the sunlight from the original Pokémon anime series.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 22/02/2026
There is nothing I hate more in platformers than walking on 3D rotating blocks
One of the final trapdoor sections in Wario World for the GameCube.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 21/02/2026
That'd be more like this
It's the same image from the original post, but with the temple/dungeon now only having five floors to more closely resemble Shining in the Darkness.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 20/02/2026
All the announcement of the Pokémon ports did was make me want to clean up the rest of this [$0] achievement set
A screenshot of a completed Retro Achievements set on hardcore for the game Pokémon WaterBlue, a fan created hack of FireRed, on the Game Boy Advance for user CareFreeBomb.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 15/02/2026
Was a productive weekend, so we make a little purchase
CareFreeBomb's Steam library page showing Resident Evil Requiem purchased and ready for release date.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 15/02/2026
Even the targeted ads gotta rub it in that I sound like a diseased gremlin
Some stupid Instagram ad for some stupid AI voice coach
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 08/02/2026
Y U M M Y
The baby monster from Resident Evil Village eating the captured player character.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 07/02/2026
SPEEN quote with your first console as a gif or whatever
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 07/02/2026
This patch of tall grass has always bugged the shit out of me. I understand why it's there from a game design perspective, but as far as world building goes it's the only direct, unobstructed land exit out of Pallet Town. There would be absolutely no way it wasn't worn down. Like google desire paths
A screenshot of the tall grass north exit of Pallet Town in Pokémon Red.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 01/02/2026
1st #promosky despite joining in 2023 I am CFB or Luke/Lucas, 38, he/him Software dev & twitch streamer 💣Fandoms: Pokémon, Zelda, Metroid, RPGs, Retro, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Horror, Marvel 💣Music: Rock, Hip Hop, Industrial, Grunge, EDM, Vinyl 💣Follow for: Vulgarity, Bad Vibes, Social Justice
A stupid selfie of a messy bearded CareFreeBomb wearing headphones in the garage giving the peace sign.Rosie the beige cat sits on a pillow atop a bed in a green room.The Elephants, a painting by Salvador Dalí
CFB in a patched jean vest over a Super Metroid shirt taking a bathroom mirror selfie where the intent was annoyance, but it comes off as sadness. Fitting.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 01/02/2026
Back with some gen 2 achievements and other spontaneous activity over many hours to raise funds for friends !help www.twitch.tv/carefreebomb
It's a photo of CFB in a headset and a cardigan staring plainly at the camera like the boring, vanilla person he is
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 31/01/2026
The only reason that I still go live twice a year is to force other people to listen to Death Grips. Oh yeah, also it's right now look I'm typing it in this screenshot he he any he hes??
This is the alt text for the screenshot of this very post being created!!! Yeah!!!! #cooking
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 30/01/2026
To be a prophet but only see 10 minutes ahead #fallout
Timestamped Discord screenshot of two separate messages, both before and after seeing Fisto on screen in Fallout Season 2.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 28/01/2026
Man, what the heck is LinkedIn even doing these days? The site is obviously for recruiter spam and validating yourself over old friends and coworkers disguised as networking. Why are you sending me emails about games like this is Facebook? Who is this intended for???
A screenshot of a LinkedIn email notifying about some puzzle game strategy they've cooked up in 2026 for some reason. Capitalism and the tech industry are cooked. I'm not crashing out in the alt text, I've done been crashed out for years. We should probably start learning Mandarin. Hey, I don't know who is gonna read this, but I finally started on Fallout season 2, and it's lit. Ope, accidental 69% battery, nice. Okay, have a good one 👍
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 26/01/2026
Hey, just a PSA that you all might want to stop using TikTok if you haven't already. The type of data it's collecting now seems very pointed in today's authoritarian climate. Sincerely, your friend, the domestic terrorist. Source: @zachbussey.tos.gg weekly newsletter
A screenshot of an email from Zach Bussey's weekly TOS newsletter reporting that TikTok America is now operating as its own entity, following the finalization of a sale on January 23rd, 2026. It also states that TikTok America is now collecting much more data about users, including precise location, sexual orientation, transgender or nonbinary status, and citizenship/immigration status.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 17/01/2026
Dating in your late 30s be like
It's a screenshot from the video game Hytale that prompts the following farming text, "Press [F key] to pick up Mature Potatoes."
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 03/01/2026
Digging through old discord channels before I delete them in an effort to cleanup my 10 year old server, and found this absolute triple banger from when I streamed the RE4 Remake Ada Wong DLC in 2023
A screenshot of CareFreeBomb's twitch chat in 2023 making puns about Ada Wong from Resident Evil 4 Remake's Separate Ways DLC.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 03/01/2026
A screenshot of Silent Hill 1. The player controlled Harry says the following while interacting with a doghouse in the foggy town: "Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around." This is meme worthy as there happens to be a strange hairless dog looking enemy jumping at him in the shot.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 17/12/2025
I do be survivin and craftin #SteamReplay
Steam's spider graph showing the genres/types of video games that CareFreeBomb played in 2025 - Open World Survival Craft, Action Roguelike, Online Co-Op, Farming Sim, and FPS.CareFreeBomb's Steam Replay for 2025 showing the top 5 games played out of 17 total - Valheim (62%), Aloft (10%), Runescape Dragonwilds (10%), Megabonk (4%), and Gestalt: Steam & Cinder (3%). 167 achievements unlocked, 126 sessions, 12 new games.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 15/12/2025
Friends don't let friends play terfslop
It's a yellow star that has text on it saying Never played Hogwarts Legacy. It's semi ironic as it's such a low bar to do the right thing in this case
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 14/12/2025
dickbutt
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 09/12/2025
Given that an FBI agent wasted 40 minutes coming down from Green Bay to my house back in March to question me on a deactivated Threads post he printed out, I am assuredly on said list. A big fuck you to ICE, Bondi, and the rest of the braindead regime. Love the gays & immigrants! #domesticTerrorism
"Leaked memo: FBI to build 'domestic terrorist' list of Americans who oppose ICE, support LGBTQ rights"More details and reports of said leaked memo. I can provide a better transcript upon request and when I'm not on mobile
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 05/12/2025
Mental illness flex
A screenshot of user CareFreeBomb's 2025 Checkpoint (recap) showing they were in the Top 0.16% for messages sent over Discord with 128,284 total messages.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 01/12/2025
Letsago to this timeline
It's an old 2003 print ad for Mario Party 5 on the Nintendo GameCube wherein a picture of Mario is taped to the Oval Office desk as if he is the sitting President.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 27/11/2025
An unknown man stares ominously from the shadowy corners of the selfie realm
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 20/11/2025
Spoilers, it was in fact next. Maybe DS remake next idk
A screenshot of a completed Retro Achievements set on hardcore for the game Pokémon Gold Version on the GBC for user CareFreeBomb.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 03/11/2025
First time with the gen 1 remakes. Maybe OG Gold next idk
A screenshot of a completed Retro Achievements set on hardcore for the game Pokémon LeafGreen Version on the GBA for user CareFreeBomb.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 30/10/2025
Squadded up to ride a freaky harnessed ghost baby through the Evil Dead woods on the Bombquad survival world #minecraft #gaming
Leighhaaa, n0tlikethesoup, CareFreeBomb, and rollytog occupying all four seats of a happy ghast while SavePointThom loops back with elytra over a Pale Garden biome near a Nether portal in Minecraft: Java Edition for PC.
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 24/10/2025
I love that you can customize your rolly dude's colors in Once Upon a KATAMARI. It just released today, and also the online competitive mode is terrifying
A screenshot of CFB's created character in the new Katamari Damacy game
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CareFreeBomb @carefreebomb.com · 02/10/2025
It's a bad selfie of CFB telling you to come watch some bad stream
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