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Heart of the Lemur

@cardlemur.bsky.social
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Card games, fighting games, anime and general nerd shit. The horrors persist, but so do I. Main: @lemurdank.bsky.social

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virtu @virtuware.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kayako, the ghost mom
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ふわチーズ🧀 @fadingz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ククルカン #FGO
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
BORN TO FROLIC IN THE WOODS FORAGGING EGG'S AND BERRYS, FORCED TO RELEATEDLY TURN OFF A.I IN MY EMAIL PROGRAM , A SKELTEN HOLD'S UP A PRIZE OF DA WOODS "1 EGG" WE COULD BE THERE NOW WE COULD BE OUTSIDE WE COULD BE IN THE WATER WE COULD BE HAPPY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Heart of the Lemur @cardlemur.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
flatmate is taking the dive into strive and this might be my sign to abandon card games and go back to doing airdashes
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Craziest slander I could give the man
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Heart of the Lemur @cardlemur.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Rip Cimo, I wouldn't have given mtg a chance if it wasn't for your videos
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Discourse is the mind-killer Discourse is the little-death that brings total obliteration I will face the discourse I will permit it to pass over me and through me And when it has gone past, I turn the inner eye to see its path Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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leva+ @blueamaryllis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/05/2026
BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Heart of the Lemur @cardlemur.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I gotta get back to playing mtg instead of doomscrolling
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Unlike most mecha anime, the Pitt is about the characters!
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Heart of the Lemur @cardlemur.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
me when one of our "favourite" customers storms into the office first thing in the morning
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
crazy that we have the tech to record a video of earthset from the orbit of the moon but it's still tilted at 90 degrees the wrong way
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Fighting Game Anniversaries @fganniversaries.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
13 years ago today, Injustice: Gods Among Us was originally released on PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and Wii U in NA. It was developed by NetherRealm Studios and published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 16/04/2026
Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS
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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America
He said that the values enshrined in the 1776 Declaration of Independence have “fallen out of favor” among Americans.
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A dog-like, Danny-like dude @ohheydanny.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I know the old adage is "Pick someone you think is Hot, Pick someone you think is Cool, then Pick Iori Yagami", but I do think Beni's hop and jump arcs could potentially be lifechanging for some folks
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Speed Rin 179
Rin Tohsaka styled Like Komi holding a sign that says “It’s wrong to live just for the sake of others’ happiness like you’re some freakin’ machine”

The number 179 is written in the top right corner
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Anyway, Digital Circus takes place in the same universe as Bright(2017)
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Hairy Heart @hairyheartstudio.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Anthology of the Killer is OUT NOW on PS5 and Nintendo Switch! The groundbreaking and dreamlike, IGF Nuovo-winning horror-comedy series from legendary auteur thecatamites, is finally on console! Play once and remember forever.
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Okay Contra's brain has been fully eaten by her ego and if she does this she's going to do a Klein speedrun any% and start suing him for defamation after being humiliated. Which is to say, "so true queen, you're gonna do GREAT, don't listen to the haters!"
Contra points stating she would debate Hasan about Israel.
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Ryan Penning ✨ @ryanpenning.com · 14/04/2026
Picked up pokeopia and was struggling to name myself I decided if I did die my ditto would probably name itself after me but in broken Pokemon language
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k-mraz @kmraz6.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Silly little sirinaka thing
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Patriarchy isn't a metaphor, baby! Men can be more men but men can't be women, and that it's all just chemicals and hormone disorders are banal in their commonality is irrelevant! Fuck your body up on T all you want, but do NOT give it to a woman (unless she's got a T deficiency, that's fine)
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 13/04/2026
This coming SUNDAY, APRIL 19th at 2 PM PACIFIC is the next ONLYMIDS: CLASS WARS showdown! FT3, single elim, random seeds feat. alumni Arcfieri, Chastity, Leo., Joy, Renhosoft, Wobbllobb, and AppalloFreed. Catch the stream at twitch.tv/kohquette !! #rev2forev2
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Andrea Demetrio @andreadprojects.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
EXPLOSION!!!! Dana Zane from @sukeban.moe's VA-11 Hall-A enters the Exploding Judo Ring for an official collaboration! She'll be available on April 24 as a free update to the base game! Time to mix drinks and change lives... with A BEATDOWN! #gamedev #va11halla #FGC
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Smokage of the Burning Leaf @pattheflip.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me, upon hearing the stories of Smash players going crazy over power ranking write-ups: huh that's weird Me, after reading the PGG top 50 by Matt the Chipp and BBWifi: oh
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THE Vinz Vektor - EN Vtuber @posindustries.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The fun thing about Skullgirls is that you're never that far away from another release date for some version of it.
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Zack Davisson @zackdavisson.com · 14/04/2026
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
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RedFade @redfade.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me in New Phyrexia
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I've been trying to do one AP art a day until the event next month and I didn't realize until I sat down that this was the perfect opportunity to Commemorate An Important Anniversary
Art on the back of a Rat MTG artist proof, it's Neil Banging Out The Tunes
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
There’s a very interesting confluence happening right now between WWE, UFC, and the Trump administration and it’s that they’ve decided to openly reject giving people anything that they want and are beginning to become surprised that people aren’t enjoying that
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Friendly Neighborhood Scrubquoter @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
they put his address in the article lmao
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Mondaiji @mondaiji98.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Monkey paw curled. My colleague entered the room immediatly fell and is now seeing a doc. I know I wanted to be alone...but I didnt mean to curse someone
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Woe, Chicken Be Upon You @saffronstranger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why's he healing epstein
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Orlek @orlek.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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vivian @radiantsilvergal.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
dota players try to give advice like "use AOE so you can find the real phantom lancer and then you can kill him" but they seem to be living under the strange delusion that there is a real phantom lancer who you can kill
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ひらかわ @hirakawa321.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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