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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
was told today over the phone that the average waiting time for the nhs treatment i'm waiting for is 18 months was then asked "is this okay with you?" i mean...not really pal 😭😭😭
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BONNIE BLUE GAVE BIRTH?!?!?!?!
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
CHER STAY THE FUCK INSIDE
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Brings a whole new meaning to the 🐱 redistribution system....
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the process is so much faff and so adhd unfriendly
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does anyone have any tips on managing PMDD? This is debilitating 😢
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
some of the biggest news outlets in this country paid for their articles on jason arday to be promoted on social media btw blood on their hands
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
social media pile ons led me to try to take my own life, and i was just shitposting on twitter...i can't imagine how terrifying it is to be hounded in national press. poor guy :(
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
tbh "don't have a barbecue there's a good lad" is actually a pretty good message to be sending out to everyone on Friday night before the hottest driest weekend of the August holidays. If we were Australia or something we would be used to this but we're not; this is adaptation
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Your fella's chained himself to Dobby's grave.
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have temporarily moved to Essex and my gym is playing Love Island if anyone wanted to know how Essex is
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
cover of newsweek magazine shows three mysterious people standing together in dramatic shadows. the text reads “Bisexuality. Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.”
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
at least im not a cat whose humans named her bonnie blue
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
brother is no longer naming the baby harry and now it's really hit home
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Look on the bright side, England, it's only 3.5 prime ministers until the next world cup!
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
glad that at least now i can tell whether my neighbours love football or hate me
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
on the bright side, at least my ex is crying rn
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No, I don’t think the murder of Ann Widdecombe did start with a t shirt about not kissing a Tory you ludicrous cunt
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
genuinely wonder how long this lasts, what happens to stop us instinctively thinking old=WW2
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thomas Skinner on Ann Widdecombe: “People celebrating that she’s passed away. She was someone’s mum.” Finger on the pulse as ever, that one.
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why are we forgetting that she is also evil 😭
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Guys how do we canvas for binface?
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Going into posh parts of London is so wild because what do you mean a primary school summer fete is being sponsored by a big corporate????
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Thank fuck I didn't get a London marathon place I didn't sign up for the ballot, but thank fuck
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
rare rachel reeves w
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sja @sam-ja.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
you can stick your altitude up your arse
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I LOVE MY HUSBAND JUDE BELLINGHAM
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/07/2026
this world cup just isn’t as good as when the euros had the little rainbow car delivering the ball at the start of each game 🙂‍↕️
the vw id 4 in pride rainbow livery during the 2020 euros in 2021
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
on the bright side, at least i look hot x
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
God that last one kills me, raising taxes in a way that made minimum wage workers significantly more expensive, hit pay anyway because everyone got more expensive and still utterly failed to give you back the headroom you needed, all to try and get away with meeting your pledge on a technicality.
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
MY HUSBAND SCORED
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Riding him to the point of climax and then jumping off and yelling "HYDRATION BREAK" to really get into the football spirit this year
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
something so comforting about holding your own tit isn't there?
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Incredibly rare FIFA W
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's time to cancel @tpgroberts.bsky.social
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but no, people are not trafficking children via Vinted Log off!!!
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Seeing air con units out of stock until August and feeling very grateful that we found ours abandoned in the basement bin room
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I have a fridge full of Waitrose picky bits AND I have an air con unit I could literally seduce anyone I want right now with that singular sentence
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Vinted not allowing you to filter listings by country will be its own downfall honestly
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
fuck people who don't like
tofu

share this post if you love tofu
fuck yourself if you don't love tofu
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So obsessed with how none of the Keir Starmer lookalikes on this rent a lookalike website look nothing like Keir Starmer
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
creasing at this headline 😭😭😭😭😭
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm just excited for any chancellor who isn't Rachel Reeves tbh
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Maybe they're just not hydrated enough...
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
IM OVULATING GIVE ME A CLOSEUP OF JUDE!!!!
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Messi when asked about his favourite World Cup goal 🤝 People in the UK when asked who the prime minister is
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s @carbdiem.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
milifandom is so back
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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Some great lines – in every sense – in this new Madonna interview. www.interviewmagazine.com/music/madonn...
MADONNA: So anyway, we made out, we did a little blow, and then he agreed to listen to my demo. Is this too long of a story?
OTTENBERG: No. Please never stop talking.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game
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