Reposted by CaseyColin Williams @colinbwilliams.com · 6hINBOX: Allegheny County has a confirmed measles case, an unvaccinated minor. If you shopped at Target on McKnight Rd. on 10/1 between 3:45 and 5:45 p.m., you may have been exposed. 02938
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 13hKent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing, and you’re laughing??? 010
Reposted by CaseyCasey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026An alarm clock that plays Mel Blanc screaming “I AM A WABBIT” 021
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Imagine being mad about a magic lion from Christian fanfics 060
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh Robert Eggers is obsessed with historical accuracy? Then why is Nosferatu set in 1830s Germany if it didn’t exist until 1871?? 010
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good news: I got a replacement remote for my blu ray player. Now I can play all my dvds from 2008. 010
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026An alarm clock that plays Mel Blanc screaming “I AM A WABBIT” 021
Reposted by Casey 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the headless horse girl 12210
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I thought she was just kinda dumb but she really hooked me with the racism at the end 110
Reposted by Caseysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026a bat signal but for donuts 1417859
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did we get confirmation it’s mocking? Because it’s pretty ambiguous to me 030
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I realize this is probably just a bot that they set to post banal shit about business. But come on, it’s not even trying 010
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s in your calendar, man. Do you not know how to use the software? 240
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This fucking weeb aped the style of evangelion youtu.be/fzVD4vb5ZxU?...youtu.beIntroducing: Barracuda-M Family of Cruise MissilesYouTube video by Anduril Industries 110
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lol Palmer lucky put out an ad on YouTube basically calling for open war with China 1124
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And the Lord said unto the Israelites, “AAAAAAHHHH” 060
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s not that bad yet but the frozen strawbs I buy are getting pricey 010
Reposted by CaseyCasey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2023The sexiest thing a woman can be for Halloween is herself 194
Reposted by CaseyCasey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wow you love Halloween that’s so interesting 051
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can’t wait to hear the anti-woke strings attached to this 010
Reposted by CaseyBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...type-click-type.ghost.ioLiberty Biberty Is My EnemyGet it out of here. 951080136
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How many people have stumbled on Bigfoot jerking off in the woods? 051
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can’t a guy wear a fun outfit without getting roasted??? 140
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have much more space when backing out than if you’re backing into a space between cars. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone back in more quickly than they would back out 110
