Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Scooby didn’t solve shit. He was running around high off is ass looking for sandwiches. Then Velma and Fred exploited him as bait for their monster traps. Sad story. 051
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s in your calendar, man. Do you not know how to use the software? 240
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gotta hand it to Lego for fleecing dorks with the worst taste in media 130
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 20/06/2026National guard reportedly arrested a guy swimming in the reflecting pool 070
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Please enjoy the gremlin trinkets I recently found on walks 042
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This toad just received some shocking upsetting news 2213
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Me when my boss lets me do work I like vs. when my boss makes me do boring stuff 020
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Suburban Dad Guy Fieri appeared to me in a dream and told me how the world ends 051
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Nothing but respect for the real Davos (a.k.a. The Most Reasonable Man in Westeros) 371
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 05/12/2025No. What does it want? Who asked for this? Why is like an imprinted duckling? Is it actually a toilet that follows you around? 121
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Science calls it the Victoria crowned pigeon. I call it the FANCYBIRD 072
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I was futzing around with this Christmas Lego set and my other decorations and accidentally made Santa Kaiju. 031
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 19/10/2025When you’re mean to me on the internet, this is who you’re mean to 0111
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Of all the Pokémon, Haunters have killed the most people, simply because they love to kill. 011