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Casey

@captlaserpants.bsky.social
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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scooby didn’t solve shit. He was running around high off is ass looking for sandwiches. Then Velma and Fred exploited him as bait for their monster traps. Sad story.
Devin Physique @devinphysique
You think Scooby needed to stop being scared first?
He was TERRIFIED every episode.
Still solved the mystery.
Do it scared.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry I can’t be like them
Four snowman shaped, birdlike characters from Big Walk
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s in your calendar, man. Do you not know how to use the software?
Chris Turner v @christurnerco
I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It's a genius idea, because obviously I'll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gotta hand it to Lego for fleecing dorks with the worst taste in media
Lego dragon ball
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SpongeBob fish as the horny police
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Object just dropped
A marble on top of a little metal cylinder on a square base
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Poo Man is here and I owe him money (a fine)

Isle of Man launches 'Poo Man' dog fouling patrol
BBC • 1d
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look at my range!
Krusty the clown: angry, laughing, as a sailor, looking in a microscope
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This guy is mad about pizza
Kenji
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
You paint your face like a hooker Donald Trump wouldn't buy his sons for a night and those standards are through the floor
8:50 PM • Aug 20, 2026
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve created a kind of object
A blue marble on a little metal cylinder with a hexagon tile base
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What’re yuh doin’ is muh swamp?
Shrek Lego minifigure Zoomed inZoomed in on shrek’s creepy face
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve stumbled into Middle-earth
Big moss covered boulders in the forest
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
National guard reportedly arrested a guy swimming in the reflecting pool
Fish monster from Horror of Party Beach
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Portents were bad, apparently
Argentina 3 - Algeria 0
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Please enjoy the gremlin trinkets I recently found on walks
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Well, yeah.
A grave marker with the name Tomb
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I keep saying humans need more teeth
Thompson teeth
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek title card “everyone gets space horny”
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek title card

"WHAT IF A SHOW ABOUT ALIENS
WAS BORING"
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Saw some sheeps at a farm
Two lambs and a ewe behind a fence
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I have some bad news
A libertine is a person questioning and challenging most moral principles, such as responsibility or sexual restraints, and will often declare these traits as unnecessary,
undesirable or evil. A libertine is especially someone who ignores or even spurns
accepted morals and forms of behaviour observed by the larger society. !I2!
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bullywug swamp guardian
A Lego frog minifigure riding a giant snail
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This toad just received some shocking upsetting news
A plains spadefoot toad with bulgy eyes and mouth in a frowning position
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
dragon posting
Gold and green Lego dragon
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Me when my boss lets me do work I like vs. when my boss makes me do boring stuff
Kermit the frog with big human teeth Browt, a green bird pokemon with angry eyebrows
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
When somebody asks me to proofread
Kermit the frog with big teeth
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Modified Lego interstellar spaceship
Angular white and black Lego spaceship with orange, blue, and gray highlights
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Two Tubes and the yeti guy get into some hijinks
= SCREENRANT
Star Wars Is Officially
Reviving Rogue One With a Brand-New Prequel Series
After 10 Years
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
🎶 Ave Maria 🎶
The smiling fossil that looks like a mouth full of teeth
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Guy Fieri biopic starring Miles Teller
Guy Fieri clean shaven and with standard brown hairMiles Teller with bad long hair from Michael Jackson biopic
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Suburban Dad Guy Fieri appeared to me in a dream and told me how the world ends
Guy Fieri clean shaven and with standard brown hair
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I have never wanted anything more
A lamp that has a large owl as its base
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Just some cosmic dragon to brighten your day
Lego serpentine dragon colored green and gold
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Dude what
Miles Teller with a terrible long hairstyle, from the Michael Jackson biopic
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Nothing but respect for the real Davos (a.k.a. The Most Reasonable Man in Westeros)
Davos Seaworh
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
If Andrew WK and Jason Schwartzman had a child
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
No. What does it want? Who asked for this? Why is like an imprinted duckling? Is it actually a toilet that follows you around?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
jamelle •
@jamellebouie.net
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Science calls it the Victoria crowned pigeon. I call it the FANCYBIRD
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I was futzing around with this Christmas Lego set and my other decorations and accidentally made Santa Kaiju.
A Christmas themed Lego house next to a Santa figurine that is taller than the house
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Police from SpongeBob breaking down your door
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
DRACULA
FOR CORONER
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I love donation perks
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
When you’re mean to me on the internet, this is who you’re mean to
Putrid Moldyman
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Of all the Pokémon, Haunters have killed the most people, simply because they love to kill.
Haunter
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