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Captain Fender

@captfender.bsky.social
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
istg the weight limit on these is like 80 lbs
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody can make me see that movie. There is nothing you can tell me that will make it happen. I will go to my grave never having seen it. I am at peace
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Skriak @gaystation64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queer chameleon fan doodle
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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't fuck with fat humans you don't get to enjoy fat bear week, that's the rule
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dnr? I hardly know 'er!
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ha! Excellent, thank you
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can I get a quick transcript for the Deaf?
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trampoline 😁
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For what it's worth, I wish I could attend your church, too.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Incredible
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Honest answer? I'm not. I haven't found a coping mechanism yet. (Software Engineer)
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did you pick up this reflex from PFT? I have and it's killing me 😭 no one ever gets it.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/09/2026
I fucking hate "I don't take sides" people, which is just siding with the oppressor and hoping you'll have plausible deniability. You're not apolitical, you're not neutral, you're just doing this:
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you haven't read any Jack Reacher books (by Lee Child), I highly recommend them. Big turn off your brain time.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 09/09/2026
Abolition Teapot by Josiah Wedgwood & Sons, 1760-80. www.flickr.com/photos/birmi...
Teapot
Health to the Sick Honour to the Brave
Success to the Lover Freedom to the Slave
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 07/09/2026
the thing is, MAHA is like. one end of the spectrum. the other end of the spectrum is NOT, however, the current medical system. that's the middle of that bell curve, that. the actual other end of the spectrum is 'the medical system without medical misogyny and racism' and it currently doesn't exist.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WARK!
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tommy in boots @tommyinboots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
thank you @djolder.bsky.social 💛
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Anatomy of a Gen A.I. Marketing Scheme (and notes on the bubble's bright burst) | Daniel José Older
Here's the opening 'graph of an email I got earlier today: I need to tell you something honest. When I closed Midnight Taxi Tango, I didn't
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Jawnikowski @lakergrrrl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Brett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.
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I'm done using AI
Why I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is incredible, and even better than the diagram I was thinking of!
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band bigger: Trans-Asiatic Symphony
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm "weak baby"
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🫀nenetto [🌳 Deku edition ▿] @nenetto.com · 17/08/2026
By www.jwz.org/blog/2026/08...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
very excited to celebrate one of Portland theatre’s high holy days, the annual one-night-only performance of Anonymous Theatre. they pick a play, each actor rehearses separately in secret, and everyone finds out together who is in it when they stand up from their seat to say their first line
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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@brendelbored.bsky.social
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A little pile of (new) utility knife blades which have fallen out of the package and are just loose.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Judge Judy's Emphatic 'Times Up!'
Alt: Judge Judy's tapping her watch impatiently
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Ms. Deathwish #Exist2Resist @msdeathwish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As a disabled person i was amazed at the amount of accessible options that suddenly became available. I really felt like it had changed the world for the better. Then it all just got taken away and the world moved on and left us behind. Alone. I actually felt genuine grief.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Plot twist -- it's himself! He threatens to reveal his true form if he doesn't get cast.
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Bat 🦇 Borus @matthewborus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tweet from @fuckthem00n that reads:

fly me to the moon
let me knick it's fucking ass
let me show it what i leaned
in my moon jujitsu class
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
MySpool makes a power failure detector that will text you when it loses power (plugged into an outlet). The reviews might help determine if this is something that would help you.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wow holy shit www.them.us/story/daught...
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Daughters of the American Revolution Live Up to Their Name by Rejecting Ban on Trans Women
“Transgender Americans are patriots, family members, volunteers, historians, and descendants of Revolutionary War ancestors just like anyone else.”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/06/2026
unauthenticated remote code execution
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
paraSmeagols?
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Skriak @gaystation64.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
All people called Keir to be banned from children's bathrooms after consultation with JK Rowling
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Don't forget my favorites: - complaining "they don't build them like they used to" - having underwear older than the punks who need to get off your lawn
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🎃Meli👻 @mismatched.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hello jam would like to apply for job at post office
Jam the brown tabby cat standing directly behind a toy USPS truck
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
To be clear, we (Americans) all fucking love that song.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Quite the opposite. In fact, WV's tourism slogan is "Almost Heaven." wvtourism.com
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Welcome to West Virginia
The Mountain State comes to life when the snow begins to melt. Springtime is filled with fresh blooms, spirited small towns and world-class outdoor adventure. In West Virginia, let country roads lead ...
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i've seen a dog go apeshit but i've never seen an ape go dogshit
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just wondering: do any of these studies include people who are already on Metformin before infection?
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Robin Hobb @robinhobb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Jody did such a wonderful transformation from book to comic script. The whole team is amazing.
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Kiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The New PJs (1/4)
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Probably shouldn't have let a handful of weird business perverts unwind the cultural miracle of American research universities
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This! B*tch I know you know where I'm going!
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