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Captain Fender

@captfender.bsky.social
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone
Captain Sisko from Star Trek deep space 9 in his sexy pajamas
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm 43, and it's basically been this meme for, like, eight years at this point.
Screenshot from a cartoon. An anthropomorphic meatball and soda cup are talking. The caption says quote I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you see this, quote with something that best describes your flavor of neurodivergence.
A still of the Muppet, Gonzo, screaming, "GUILT!"
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
An anime girl smiling and power walking through the frame. The caption reads "not to self-diagnose but I think I'm fucking cooked"
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
An oil painting of a skeleton laying on a bed. A live cat is screaming at the skeleton. Captioned "where's my breakfast?" Oil on panel 30 by 30 cm. Artist Daniel Arthur
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine:
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
If you see this post something pink
A person in a pink shark onesie. The hood is oversized and forms a shark's head. The person is fully enclosed in the onesie. Word balloons say, "perfect snuggles, cozy and warm, super pink, and get snuggly now!"
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My brain IMMEDIATELY: "Nope!"
A character from the video game Yakuza dragging hard on a cigarette while staring in alarm at a smart phone.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A anthropomorphic cartoon cat looking at a smart phone in disgust.
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
A photo of Christopher Reeve, smiling and surrounded by muppet rats. The caption reads, "rats chittering".
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Captain Fender @captfender.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
reskeet with a you meme
A comic panel, a young woman is kneeling on the floor of her bedroom. Her face is in her hands. The speech bubble reads, "Wasting my life is taking forever!"
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