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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Going to be really awkward when the club slaps that abomination on the kit and wonders why no one wants to buy it.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 19/01/2026
Time to put grandpa in a home I’m sorry GOP
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The more I listen to current Democratic leadership talk, the more convinced I am that they don’t want to govern. They want to permanently be in the opposition party, and they want Donald Trump permanently in the White House. Makes for better late night fundraising text messages.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Democratic politicians blasting out fundraising texts less than 48 hours before millions of people lose access to food assistance isn’t the only reason they are out of touch, but it’s a pretty good example of how out of touch they are. @democrats.org
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Cancelled our upcoming Disney trip. Hope others will do the same.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It is not about Kimmel or what he said. It is about the US government forcing a network to fire someone - no government should have that power. If the network decided this on their own, that’s one thing. But in this case they absolutely did not.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”. They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left. This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...
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Trump says he’s designating Antifa as a terrorist organization | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said he is designating the far-left anti-fascism movement Antifa as a terrorist organization, announcing the move on his Truth Social platform in the early hours of Thursday mor...
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Vibes were already trash. City working overtime to make sure they get worse.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
WHAT KIND OF HORNETS ARE THOSE?! 😳
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
We don’t need NPR to tell us that you are a walking skid mark, JD. Or that your boss is absolutely on the Epstein list. Yall do a good job reminding us of that every day.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Release the Epstein Files you sentient Cabbage Patch doll.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
All of this, every bit of it, traces back to the failure of the U.S. government to invest in public education for decades and expecting overworked and underpaid educators to make up the difference.
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Timeline cleanse
Mickey Redmond winking at the camera
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Olivia Gaines, Author @ogaines.com · 17/06/2025
#booksky #writingcommunity
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James Howlett 🍻 @themck.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Now we know why he's been going after Apple.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2025
sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad
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Gail Helt @gailhelt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I cannot imagine the terror the residents of Tehran are feeling at this moment, as they’re trying to flee with ten million of their neighbors. What is happening is morally and legally wrong. Dear God.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
It's pretty telling that the second part of the "Mamdani is a danger to Jewish new yorkers" pitch is always "so vote for sexual harasser shitbag Italian Catholic Andrew Cuomo" and not "so vote for Jewish Progressive Brad Lander"
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Detroit Soccerite @ryanboros.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Look, there are consequences for voting to confirm people like Rubio and Noem, for voting for the Laken Riley Act, and for doing promo photo shoots with ICE & CPB. Until now, these consequences have been felt by others. Use the power that you have to start fighting this.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This is the sort of thing that could potentially cause a morbidly obese old man a lot of stress. Maybe those psychics on TikTok were right after all.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Reminder that seven Democratic senators voted to confirm Kristi Noem and six Dem senators declined to vote either way. She was confirmed, 59-34. The good faith experiment is clearly over, and we need the Democratic senators who didn't stand against her nomination to be loud as hell right now.
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Gabi 雪 @gabimccauley.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, this guy, and fuck ICE. They aren't worried about treating immigrants like real people with real families. Well, turnabout is fair play.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We're no longer the leader of the free world. We're no longer a beacon of democracy and justice. We're no longer the land of opportunity. We're no longer a nation in which no one is above the law. Our myths about ourselves are killing us. What to do? davidrothkopf.substack.com/p/we-are-not...
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We Are Not the Nation We Thought We Were
We must see through our myths about ourselves if we are ever to aspire again to greatness
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Detroit City FC @detcityfc.com · 08/06/2025
The all-important match winner from Ella Karolak. This goal was worth $1,223.02 for the Ruth Ellis Center in this year's Prideraiser campaign, help make the next goal be worth even more: www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/no...
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Unfortunately, same couldn’t really be said for the supporters’ side.
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Good morning rebels...
Meme:
Drawing of a baby rabbit wearing an armoured helmet and leaf armour shawl, carrying a book under one arm, holding a spear with a teapot, hooked onto the metal spearhead that is trident shaped.
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vallirose.bsky.social @vallirose.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Silence Is Complicity Straighten your spine Speak & live your truth
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Dutchess Prim @dutchessprim.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Tom Homan looks like an uncooked ham that has been sitting out in the hot sun for a few days and has been infested by bugs.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
How old do you think Millennials are? Millennials also watched the West Wing. And “Good Guys.” This elder millennial had absolutely no idea he was in Handmaid’s Tale.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
“Quite frankly, I think that - and when you look at what’s being done in regards to Tiny Tim - frankly I think that Scrooge was better before he went woke.”
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Or our USLW team.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Dental insurance is absolutely useless.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#DCTID
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Me when my wife asks what I accomplished at home while she was away for three days
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We won’t be spending anything on groceries now that the shelves will be empty!
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
$5000. Nice. Hey, how much does it cost to have/raise a baby in America these days?
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Her big selling point: She worked for Obama once. What she is passionate about: accepting heaps of money from AIPAC. Haley ain’t it.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I’ll stick with McMorrow, thanks.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman is smiling with the words thanks i hate it below her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words thanks i hate it below her
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
First couple of seconds of the video with no audio told me everything I needed to know. Even after almost 8 years in Congress, she is still trying to ride Obama’s coat tails bragging about that one time she was an intern for his auto task force.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Then what happened?
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope saw this and immediately died.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
THIS IS THE SECOND FATHER TO MEET JD VANCE AND IMMEDIATELY DIP OUT FOREVER.
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter #socialistsunday
A picture of jesus chasing away the money-lenders
"Celebrate holy week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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captainslow.bsky.social @captainslow.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Co-signed.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If Democratic congressional leadership don’t lead an en masse halt to all legislative business after today, I don’t know why they’re worth supporting. What moment could more demand a response of intractable and tedious opposition? Shut it all down, and refuse to budge.
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