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Rhyan

@captainshimmer.bsky.social
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Freelance podcaster, 4 time world series watcher. He/him

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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers crashing out on podcasts when he's got receivers to underthrow on Sunday is crazy work
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what the Broncos thought Jarrett Stidham was going to do
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If the Pats beat the Drew Lock Seahawks they are not beating the schedule allegations lmao
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
((looks up who USC is playing on Aug. 29)) ((sees it's the San Jose State Spartans)) oh you gotta be kidding me
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 29/06/2026
having a son is changing the youtube recs game
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Charlotte Airport Bojangles, you didn't have to go that hard, but did, you did that for all of us
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My first flight got delayed just enough that I had to switch to a later one for the second so now ima see my friends 5 hours after I expected to, but on the bright side, an airport you've never been to is an underrated place to break in new shoes
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Odyssey (1987)
 A poster for the 80s movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
incredible photos of a walrus falling off a pontoon in scotland. source www.facebook.com/groups/scotl...
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
name a time that conservatives got what they wanted and it wasnt a giant disaster that made your life worse
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This guy gets it.
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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
No shame in losing to the best QB in the 2018 draft class
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You're really gonna give us Pats fans something else to complain and be obnoxious about when the team just earned a super bowl berth, we really don't need the extra ammo
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
How many people have "Haven't seen someone named Drake gets embarrassed like this in the Super Bowl since last year" saved in the drafts
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Ash Ponders is looking for quick photo gigs @ashponders.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question.
Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The funniest thing the Bills can do now is hire Pete Carroll, not for football reasons, but because the players will be going from McDermott praising the 9/11 hijackers teamwork to Pete telling them it was an inside job. Complete culture shift
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Oh shit the Packers punted, they have a chance to win now
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Guys if Carolina holds this lead, Andy Dalton will finally win a playoff game
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It rules that the way to stabilize the Jaguars offense was 'add Jakobi Meyers'
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Not only did the Seahawks bring in Darnold and put him in a position to succeed, they built around the fact that he gets the yips in big games, like when he throws a pick, the defense and special teams go 'God gives the toughest battles to the strongest warriors' and they make a touchdown happen
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This is why machine learning models have been marketed as AI. To portray a consciousness that can produce its own thoughts instead of the reality, that all these companies have are giant databases of info and an algorithm that's trying to guess what you're looking for
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@guntoucher.bsky.social
CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Crazy how the Eagles under Nick Sirianni either makes the Super Bowl or collapse and limp to the playoffs, and it depends entirely on who he hires as coordinators
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Podcasts being so prevalent and commonplace as entertainment for the last decade is crazy cause like, Ipods are no longer a thing lol
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Frankenstein (2025) dir. Guillermo Del Toro
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
What a foolproof plan on the psychics part. If they're right, they get so much free press. If they're wrong, she can't sue them
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I, a straight white man, went to therapy instead of starting a podcast. Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Legal Sea Foods implies the existence of illegal sea foods
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Jerry Jones fired Jimmy Johnson after winning back to back Super Bowls because he felt Johnson was getting too much credit for them. He has proven time and again that Johnson doesn't get enough credit for putting up with Jerry Jones long enough to win two Super Bowls
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
random but I actually noticed several hundred people ransacking a prominent Washington DC government building a few years ago, any chance we can get started with them? it was on video so it should be pretty easy to track them down
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement
The Simpsons. Krusty the Clown. “They drove a dump truck full of money to my house.”
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Big fucking RIP to the Ozzman. youtu.be/5zFfh6FsDws?...
youtu.be
Hole In The Sky (2021 Remaster)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
me when i'm innocent
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The only documented evidence of cheating at Gillette Stadium
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I've been playing Dark Souls/Elden Ring games all year and am finally digging into the backlog again and playing a game where you can pause feels wrong
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Bruins traded for Ardvisson: nice, get some depth scoring without breaking the bank Bruins signing Tanner Jeannot to a 5 year contract: ah phew, for a second, I thought Don Sweeney was turning the corner and becoming a better GM
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This man looks ready to drop the hottest cover of You Only Get What You Give by the New Radicals
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride
June is Knife Month
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pope being from Chicago does add weight to the theory that Aaron Rodgers is the antichrist
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I'm now imagining the Pope as some guy tailgating Bears games who quotes Richie from the Bear nonstop
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Rhyan @captainshimmer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It's about to be declared heresy to put ketchup on a hot dog
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