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Captain Lou

@captainlou.bsky.social
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Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 12h
Especially when this was the starting point
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 12h
I will never, ever understand this transformation
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Judy Greer >>>>>>>>>>>> Megan Fox
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would have guessed dalmatian even before the fireman gear
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is his fixed gear bike outside or did he bring it inside so it didn't get stolen?
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a legit thing with her too
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Skeleton T-shirt
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No. That would be aiming for the stars and shooting yourself in the dick.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm thinking realistically. I'm definitely aiming for the stars, but happy if I hit the Moon
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bill Cosby's Funny Face on Cosby Show
ALT: Bill Cosby's Funny Face on Cosby Show
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The farmers plow, a sick child and a super intelligent rat named Nicodemus? Nope!!!!!!!
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Secret of NIMH. I will not be taking any questions regarding this matter
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lolololol. I hate my team
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No chance. As a lesser demon in Dante's circle, a Pierzynski jersey would burn his flesh to the touch.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't wait to see the upgrade packages the teams bring. Guessing chaff and flares for sure
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You met her at a Deadspin commenter meet up at a Mets game?????? Bravo sir. Bravo
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome brother. Might I suggest stocking up on OxyClean spray to treat your shirts. Because that's the next hurdle you'll face.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill Liberty Biberty
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get their asses, Ron Funches.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, they charged the victim???
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vitello getting run in game 162 of a lost season is simply too on the nose.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only explanation for the Sharks third most hated is that only one sharks fan voted. Florida???? Anaheim is a better fit at 3rd
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to sob, possibly uncontrollably, during Mike Krukow's last broadcast on Sunday
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Winless at home since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MHJ simply doesn't run his routes
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A chatbot told him 6 times to not do one
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reggie Miller
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PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In hindsight, this was the start of the collapse
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another Ray Anderson collosal fuck up
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's an unintended consequence of the limitations on coach-led practices. Captains practices with little oversight and poor judgement are killing these kids
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is far worse than I imagined ktar.com/arizona-news...
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Ex-Green beret who led ASU hockey workout reportedly had no contract - KTAR.com
The ex-Green Beret who led an outdoor workout that left an ASU hockey player hospitalized was reportedly not under contract with the university.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You know there's this thing called "Google"
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
During Super Bowl I, did the broadcast mention that it was the 25th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor a baker's dozen times during the telecast?
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nope. 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
From your mouth to God's ears
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Go on.....
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And he got 1:1 time
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But the view from the 14th floor in Glendale can't be beat
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Phil Braun had me howling
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Monster was the best Sonic Youth album that Sonic Youth could never have imagined making
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@jennylsq.bsky.social @josiahtracks.bsky.social The Indie 1.0 takeover weekend has been simply fantastic. Please make this an annual tradition. Between this and the all Halloween covers, you guys do special programming events so well.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What exactly is being described at the bottom of the sticker?
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hooo. Leee. Shit. @theonion.com
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Andrew Baggarly @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This needs to be the last MLB game that Doug Eddings ever works. Period. End of story.
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Venus was a liability all match.
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